I thought I'd have some fun with the second shirt I was designing. Ahem.
Tired of people pushing you around? Want to push back without laying a finger on it? Want an epic way to show your contempt for people, places and things that piss you off?
Well ladies, gentleman, that technicolor rainbow in between, look no further than:
The Fuck You Shirt!!!
Underneath one of the oldest most famous cuss words known to the human race this shirt has a line where you can sign the name of whoever, wherever, whatever and whenever the things that piss you off on a daily basis. If more than one thing pisses you off, then don't worry. If you use a washable marker you can schedule the things you're pissed off about. Friends that betray you, bosses that screw you over, family members that you just want a way to express your love and affection for because you're the kind of family who thinks those words mean "I love you." It's good for all kinds of targets. (If you use slurs instead of names and places. I will not be held responsible for what your hand writes.)
What's that you say? worried the person you pissed off, has friends that back them up? Well we got you covered. Simply turn around:
Just hope to god they don't have weapons, but if they shoot or stab you in the back at least this shirt proved you didn't go down like a punk.
But don't just buy it for yourself, the best thing about this shirt is that it can be given and worn on every special occasion.
Didn't get the Christmas Toy you wanted?
Didn't get love on Valentine's day?
Cornered by the Mafia and have no way out but death?
The possibilities are endless. They come to sizes up to 5 XL so if someone makes fun of your size, you got just the answer for them: FUCK YOU!!!
Available at Tee Spring.