It was a cold day at CIEIR HQ. CIEIR Music just posted:
Light and Harmony enter the studio.
Light Harmony: We need to talk S.T.
S.T. Ok.....
Light Harmony: We heard you were doing a Christmas Special.....without us.
S.T.: In my defence....
Light: I don't want to hear it S.T.!! I knew you would betray us, but this takes the fruit cake.
Harmony: How could you do this to us? Who stood by you for better or worse. Who guarded your house when your crazy Yandere came back from the dead.
Light Harmony: More importantly, what shall we do about you?
Light: I say we cut his hands off so he won't play again.
Harmony: I say we boil him in oil.
S.T.: Oh go ahead and do it, I dare you. Nothing you can do can scare me for being on your naughty list.
Harmony: .......Take him to Detroit.
S.T.: NO!!! NOT DETROIT PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
Light: Anything? Release the Robotic Richard Simmons.
S.T.: NO ANYTHING BUT TH--- Wait a minute. You don't have a Robotic Richard Simmons. You two were fucking with me weren't you?
Light Harmony: Gotcha.
Light: You should have seen your face.
S.T.: *Trying to hold a laugh.* That's not funny.
Harmony: Eh it was a little funny, I think you looked cute when you squirmed.
Light: HARMONY!!!
Harmony: What I can still look can't I?
Light: I...You...S.T.?
S.T.: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Now who's squirming.
Harmony: Boys. Look, S.T. we're not mad about that, but we were wondering why you didn't ask us for help on it. We would have loved doing specials.
S.T.: I know that, but at the time, I couldn't think of a good idea for you two. I was gonna suggest a Halloween themed song, but I couldn't think of any ideas for you. Here though, I realized your vocals make great ballad material. Since I wanted to do Christmas in my own strange way, I thought of doing a ballad legend song.
Light Harmony: Really?
S.T.: Ya.
Light: Who's the ballad for.
S.T.: Santa Claus.
Harmony: NO FUCKING WAY!!
Light: What's the big deal, lot's of people do Santa songs.
Harmony: None are S.T. Don't get me wrong, there have been Christmas Carols about the guy, parody songs like that Iron Man one I Am Santa Claus, you name it. However very few actually go in depth like he does. He's not just going for the fat guy that delivers toys, he's going to cover the legends behind him. Even offer his own take on it.
Light: Could you say all that again? Without undressing him with your eyes?
S.T.: How did you k--
Light: She crosses her eyes in a twitch when she thinks someone notices her checking them out. Don't worry you're not the first. She had a boyfriend long ago. This guy was an urchin like us. She could not take her eyes off him even if she went blind.
S.T.: How come she moved onto me?
Light: Well it didn't work out between them. Dark Divide recruited him because he was an ace at Sleight of Hand. They thought he'd make a great pick pocket. They fought. Verbally, then physically. His side on the matter was, that he wanted to make enough money to leave the streets. We don't judge the motive, just the means. Which was something he couldn't agree with. He struck her. Before I could step in I saw another look. Those cross eyes became glaring daggers of death. Even her retina's changed from blue to molten gold. Before he knew it, his arms and legs were disabled. His body covered in bloody teeth marks.
S.T.: She attacked him like an animal.
Light: I've seen this kind of attitude before. Among urchins. It's not unusual for them to go feral when out in the streets for long. However what she became would scare the ferals. Luckily I wasn't in any danger.
S.T.: How so?
Light: When she enters that state, her senses are heightened. She could tell friend from foe by the smell. It's why she's always kept close to you. She was trying to memorize your scent.
S.T.: I see...that does explain a lot.
Harmony: It's not something I like to talk about, but I'm glad you accept me for what I am.
S.T.: The way I see it, whatever that is, increases the better parts of yourself. Oh god did I just say that?
Light: You really done it now.
Before S.T. could even blink Harmony grabs him with wolf like strength pulling him into a hug.
S.T.: Can't Breathe. Ligh..wen...do...se..le..go?
Light: Just pass out man, trust me I've been there. She is a champion hugger.
An hour later S.T. is his bed, sore as ever. Light Harmony stands over him.
S.T.: Well luckily for me I've finished the instrumental. You just have to do the vocals and post.
Light Harmony: Will do.
Harmony: S.T. I....
S.T.: It's ok, I forgot you are an aggressive hugger.
Harmony: I just hope I didn't break anything.
S.T.: Nope, but I may be in bed for a while.
Harmony: Great, I always wanted to see if I'm a great nurse.
S.T.: Help...me....Light.
Light: Sorry, last time I did that she threatened to give me a flu shot.
The song was later posted on Newgrounds: