With Christmas 6 Days away, I thought I'd do a few more Christmas Jokes.

The Bachelor's 12 Days of Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me....Nothing.

The Stalker's 12 Days of Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me.

12, Letters warning me not to harass her.

11, Phone calls from her angry boyfirend.

10, Rocks thrown in my windows.

9, Requests to seek professional help.

8, fists to the face from her father.

7, slaps from her mother.

6, kicks to the crotch from her older brother.

5, cops at my house.

4, restraining me.

3, reading me my rights.

2, pairs of shackles on me.

And 1 Restraining order from the judge.

And of course for the sake of Nostalgia:

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg.

Batmobile Lost it's wheel and The Joker got away.