Welcome to my very first Choose Your Own Adventure. In this case, you are calling a hotline set up by the Gozer Worshippers in Ghostbusters. The object of the game is to not trigger the many bad endings.

Welcome to the Gozarian Hotline, where we have the answer to all things Gozer. If you wish to talk to Gozer, Press 1. If you wish to have a rendezvous with Zuul The Gatekeeper, Press 2. If you want to talk about the wanton destruction of everything you hold dear. Press 3 for VInz Clortho The Keymaster. If you wish to talk to Ivo Shandor, hang up the phone right now.

Which one shall you choose. 1 2 3 or Hang Up?

If you Press 1. Refer to the section Marked "Press 1"

If you Press 2. Refer to the section Marked "Press 2"

If you Press 3. Refer to the section Marked "Press 3"

Press 1:

You have pressed 1. Please Hold while we cue up Gozer's automated message. "Are you a God?"

If you're a God Press 1 for yes. If you are not a God Press 2 for no.

If you Press 1. Refer to the section Marked "Press 1A"

If you Press 2. Refer to the section Marked "Press 2A"

Press 1A:

You have pressed 1 again. Thank you for acknowledging your status as a deity. Gozer only respects the Divine. You have been chosen to select a chosen form for the destructor.

If you wish for a large and moving Torg Press 1. If you wish for a Giant Sloar. Press 2. We highly reccomend this one for a lifetime supply of mood slime to go with the deal. If you wish for the Stay Puft.....good god......Marshmallow Man, press 3. Then jump off the nearest building so people like you can't choose forms like that again. Turning the great destructor into a giant piece of candy. What the Hell?

If you Press 1. Refer to the section Marked "Press 1B"

If you Press 2. Refer to the section Marked "Press 2B"

If you Press 3. Refer to the section Marked "Press 3A"

Press 1B:

You have Pressed 1. Your world is now being destroyed by a large and moving Torg. Kiss your loved ones good bye and prepare for the end. Or you can go back to the main menu and try again. GAME OVER!!!

Press 1 C:

You have pressed 1 For yes. Well what are you waiting for VInz? The Gatekeeper awaits. GAME OVER!!!

Press 2:

You have pressed 2. Please Hold while we cue up Zuul's automated Message. "Are you the Keymaster?"

For yes. Press 1. For no. Press 2. If you a friend or relative to the Keymaster. Press 3.

If you Press 1. Refer to the section Marked "Press 1C"

If you Press 2. Refer to the section Marked "Press 2C"

If you Press 3. Refer to the section Marked "Press 3B"

Press 2A:

You have pressed 2 for No. Then DIE!!! GAME OVER!!!

Press 2B:

You have pressed 2 for Giant Slor. Many Shuvs and Zuls knew what it was to in the depths of the Slor I can tell you. I'm sure you will too. Enjoy your abundance of mood slime. Who knows, you might be able to positively charge it in time and have advantage. If not for the fact that you only have minutes to live. GAME OVER!!!

Press 2C:

You have pressed 2 For No. Go back to the main menu and start again.

Press 3:

You have pressed 3 Please Hold while we cue up Vinz Clortho's automated message. "Are you the Gatekeeper?"

Press 3 A:

You have pressed 3 for Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Thanks to you 4 Subcreatures from the News of York have sent Gozer, Zuul and VInz Clortho back to their place of origin or the nearest convenient parallel dimension. You saved New York and The World. THE END!!!

Press 3B:

You have pressed 3. Stating you are a friend or a relative, of the Keymaster. You clearly want the body Zuul is currently inhabiting and she doesn't mind a little action before doing her part in destroying the world. Consider this a bittersweet ending. GAME OVER!!

Bounus Content:

If you chosen Ivo Shandor. Please hang up and dial again. If you see him however tell him Gozer's got a message for him. "Next time I see you I will rip you in half for the charlatan subcreature you are!!" GAME OVER!!