1. What's the name of the Ursine that ratted out a president? Bernstein Bear.
2. What do you call Black Friday in Dallas? The Texas Wal-Mart Massacre.
3. What do you call a cop out camping? Pig in a blanket.
4. To the owners of the 2021 Whirlpool WRS321SDHZ Refridgerator. If you can confirm to me that fridge is running, then DON'T JUST STAND THERE READING THIS!! CATCH IT!!
5. What do you call spending a few minutes, reading and trying to get the first 4 jokes? A massive waste of time.

I just saw Ghostbusters Afterlife. One of the running gags is Phoebe Spengler pumping out lame jokes, so I thought I'd see if I could top her off, by telling lame jokes of my own.