Although the Christmas Truce is off, Dark Divide is nowhere to be seen. So S.T. Musician and Light Harmony decide to chill out in the studio of CIEIRMusic. Light and Harmony are relaxing smoking some weed from their stash. While S.T. is on the computer looking at current events.

Light: To think we managed to get those hostages fully vaccinated. Good thing your guy knew to bring the booster shots too.

S.T.: Ya, otherwise they'd have no means of escape. Dark Divide had them convinced that simply leaving them would trigger the Covid.

Harmony: Still it's strange they haven't retaliated yet. It's been two months now. Not that I'm complaining.

S.T.: I just got an email from Divide.

Harmony: What does she want?

S.T.: She's in the Ukraine, seems that she and dark have been lending their skills to the Russian Army.

Light: Those people would do anything to cause chaos.

S.T.: Ya but they've gone too far this time. Because of their Intel, Putin has had a great advantage during his invasion.

Harmony: Those poor people, some have them have already flown the coop.

Light: Some of them have armed themselves to fight back. They're getting all the help they need, but it's still not enough. Has that guy lost his mind or something?

S.T.: Well they've tried negotiating many times, but it's the same fucking dead end. Ukraine refuses to give up their country and Putin refuses to back down.

Harmony: Is there any way we can put a stop to that bastard?

S.T.: Well we can't go directly to Russia, remember our territory code, we couldn't break it for an asshole like Trump. We can't break it for this one. That said, we don't have to be there to attack them. Are you familiar with the concept of Psychological Warfare?

Light: Yes, it's where people use various tactics to psych out their enemies. Like when the Marines Blasted Heavy Metal music into Noriega's home.

Harmony: Or when Saddam's army tried to convince the U.S. Soldiers their wives were having sex with Bart Simpson and Burt Reynolds.

Light Harmony: You're not thinking what we think you're thinking?

S.T.: That's right. Putin is already batshit insane. Maybe if we can prove the world he's mentally unfit, he'll be a civilian.

Light: Then we or The UN could get him. Whichever comes first.

Harmony: Let's do it.

S.T.: I'm gonna do a song and a personal message to Putin.

Light Harmony: We'll try to send a message to the soldiers. See if we can turn them against him.

You're probably thinking I'm crazy for making a skit out of this. However, there is a point to this. When Stetson Kennedy, first discovered the Ku Klux Klan's true motives, he figured the only way to get the public to be aware of it, without them catching on would be through a fictional radio broadcast. So he approached the writers of the Superman Radio show at the time. The episode was called "The Clan of The Firey Cross." That's right folks, the reason why we know what the KKK is really about is thanks to an undercover cop and The Man of Steel.

I thought I'd do the same, by doing this.

To the people of Ukraine, hold on and keep fighting, no matter what. The world has got your back and it's high time you let them in to help you directly. Good luck, stay safe and Godspeed.

As for you Putin, no one will forget what you did even after this is long over, nor will they forgive. If there's no such thing as Hell, then I hope someone sets you on fire.