Before you decide to know what my title means, I'd like to get serious for a second. I recently recieved word that on Putin's orders, the Russian Army has taken over the Ukraine Power Plant. Named the largest Nuclear Power Plant in all of Europe, it's safe to say that what they did took a great reckless risk, for should anything have gone wrong, that plant would melt down putting all of Europe at risk, including Russia. So needless to say, what they did was not only stupid, but they almost killed themselves and a lot more people than they initially did in the whole invasion.

With that, said. Vlady, Vlady Vlady. We know why you really took over it. Now to any military expert, yes, it does grant a huge advantage as he who controls the power controls what it's connected to. Which they have used to their advantage by pretty much creating a blackout costing many civilians, their electricity, their heat and their hot water. It also gives them some semblance of shielding from direct military action because even the most crazy of armies, wouldn't dare try to fight them lest they risk setting off the meltdown too. However that is all incidental. The real reason why Putin wanted that plant, was to have an excuse to admit his impotency without being laughed at.

When I first posted this:

I was merely blowing smoke, trying to do everything I can to get this bastard's attention so that I and others could drive him mad enough to be declared mentally incompetent. What I didn't know at the time, was I wasn't the only one who came to that conclusion.

There was a recent Episode of South Park, in which the Ukraine/Russia thing was causing Mr. Mackey to panic and get engrossed in the 80s lifestyle because he thought this was gonna be the start of the next Cold War. Among most things, the guys at South Park also pointed out that maybe it was because Putin was impotent, as one of the reasons why he pulling this shit. This was no surprise to me as they pulled the same card on Osama Bin Laden during their famous 9/11 episode. In which the kids through a series of mishaps meet their Afghanistan Counterparts, who rescue them when Bin Laden held them hostage. Cartman using a Looney Tunes style magnifying glass, claimed that the reason why Bin Laden was the way he was, was because his dick was short. In fact before it was named "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants." It was originally called "Osama Bin Laden Has a Tiny Penis." But Central couldn't air it back then because you couldn't put the word "Penis" on TV Guide unless it was for a medical documentary show.

So needless to say it was a much needed recycled joke. Check it out on Comedy Central or CTV if you're Canadian and you'll see what I mean regarding Putin.

Anywho, anyone who knows how to work with nuclear materials, be it a power plant worker or a weapons maker, could tell you that you put your body at great risk handling it. Among most things, radiation can make you sterile. Which is why you are encouraged to wear a lead apron whenever you get X-Rays.

It is also war time tradition for the leader of one's country to inspect the spots they took over and the Power Plant is no exception.

So needless to say, Vladimir Putin, basically invaded that part of the place, killed people all so he can say. "Uh ya, the power plant did it." When in fact it's now known he has always been impotent. But hey, there is hope that if he's dumb enough to go in there without a safety suit. Oh who am I kidding, even with it on. That thing isn't just going to shrink, it will fall off.

Sorry Putin, you're impotency is not only showing. It got worse.

To the good people of the Ukraine, try to hold on as much as possible. Europe survived Centuries without the comforts of electricity, they can do so again. Remember your roots.