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Letter From The Editor:

I make it a point not to put political news on this because I try to remain neutral and unbiased. Unlike Fox News for Conservatives and CNN for Liberals, I never try to push any narrative other than "Knowing by seeing and hearing." I don't lean on one side of the other and if one party happens to benefit certain wants and needs and the other plans on fucking me over, I welcome them to try, because they don't fucking scare me. The only time I mention political figures is during times of war I deem them responsible for. I'll explain it in current events, why I'm making this exception one time.

Also I'm thinking of doing an opinion section and I welcome any one who has something to say be it the comments or the newsletter itself.

Current Events:

Election Ontario Final Day What The Fuck Is Wrong With You:

As a Canadian, I make it a point not to vote, because whether I vote for the majority which is winning anyway or voting on the opposition, to me it doesn't matter because I figure me and others like myself are fucked anyway. However I have never seen such stupidity by my fellow Ontarians. It makes me ashamed of being one. I look at the polls and I see the Conservative Party taking the lead. Now I have nothing against the party itself, as part of my neutrality and centrism revolves around finding the best and worst of each party. What I do have against is it's current leader. Doug Ford. I can tell you all with all honesty, that this man isn't just a bad politician, but he's a vile, disgusting, corrupt, bigoted piece of shit. This was the guy that cut off the annual increase of ODSP in 2018, with bullshit promises to bring it back, which he has yet to do. When pressed about it, by those opposing him, he dismissed them all as lazy people that should get jobs. That is on him. However here's the part that isn't his fault. Despite many many people claiming otherwise, how much they hate this prick, for various reasons. Such as his housing problem being to build more houses for Rich people and giving less to poor, working and middle class, you dumb motherfuckers still vote for him. This was the guy who pretty much prolonged the Pandemic by reopening and closing non-essential places. The man who basically called an autistic boy and his father, potential jihadists. But you see him with workers in an obvious plug and you think "This guy is the man of the people." Fuck you. At this point, I don't give a fuck if Liberals, whom I also hate, NDP which I feel bad for because they never really had a chance to fuck things up, Green or even Quebecois wins. Somebody please throw this crack smoking, disable hating, province raping SON OF A BITCH!! We already have enough problems with the rise in food and gas prices, this guy would make things worse. I am literally begging any Ontarians out there that are voting age or know someone of legal voting age to turn the tides, if you do, I may actually consider voting with you. Prove me wrong on whether or not voting matters.

Russian Troops Pushed Out Kyiv:

Some more good news in Ukraine. While the fight rages on it's 98th Day, Russian Troops have been pushed out of Kyiv. If people could keep pressing on like that and not back down, then odds are they could turn the tide over. I just wish that we'd be allowed to go there and fight along side Ukraine. The one thing I can't stand though is so many people, whether they're from Russia or not still think Putin's in the right. If I could collect all the blood of the people he's killed (Not just Ukraine, everywhere.), put it in a bucket and dump it on their heads, they'd be drowning in it. They'll complain about it and still act like it's not his fault. At this point if not for the local laws, I'd punch out anyone who opens their mouth and speaks something positive about Dickless.

World Covid Update:

Out of 533,146,650 people in the world infected, 504,150,944 have officially recovered. With 6,314,646 dead, that leaves, 226,810,60 people that could go either way. Now that may seem a lot, because that's the sum total, but the new cases and death reports have begun to reduce. With the deaths actually going by nearly 900 as opposed to the thousands in Canada and US alone. It doesn't seem much, but it seems like things are healing for the better.

Entertainment News:

Local Newgrounds News:

@Dieswyx has posted a new album called Keygen Beats. Available on Bandcamp.

@NoStereo Has announced The Adrift OST, which can be viewed here.

@underscore8298 Has announced the release of what he considers his ultimate project. Which can be viewed here.

Hollywood News:

Against all odds, Johnny Depp has officially won the lawsuit against Amber Heard for Defamation of Character. The jury awards Depp $15 000 000. Personally, I still think the whole thing is a fucking circus. However, I abide by laws and if the law says Depp is right, then I agree. Johnny, I wish to offer you sincere congratulations and I offer my apologies for ever doubting your innocence or your win. That being said you're not out of the woods yet. While the Law may say you're right, Disney and WB, whom made your life Hell by kicking you off Pirates of the Carribean and Fantastic Beasts, owe you an engraved apology and should they continue to use your likeness for Jack Sparrow's side of the ride at Disneyland, you have every right to sue for copyright. If they thought you were right all along they would have rehired you, but I have yet to see them do that let alone a simple apology.

Mission Impossible 7 is set to be released July 23, 2023. Filming of the movie was shut down twice due to the complications regarding Covid. The recent being last year, when Tom went on an infamous rant against two crew members for violating the social distance protocols. Production has since been shut down when some crew members tested positive for the virus. Now regarding my feelings on Tom Cruise it's complicated. As an actor, I enjoy his movies, seeing him in public interviews rub me the wrong way and I personally think his Religion Scientology is not only bullshit, but they wish they were a cult. Instead they're basically a glorified Sci-Fi Convention. That being said, I agree with his rant here. This guy is literally showing concern for the health and safety of the cast and crew and whoever he's yelling at either doesn't know or doesn't care the risks involved. The media tries to portray him as the bad guy in this, but they're the bad guys in this. That being said, with the success of Top Gun Maverick, I'm certain that this movie will get made even if Tom has to pay everything out of his own pocket. The full rant below:

Speaking of Top Gun, Val Kilmer, famous for playing Tom "Iceman" Kazansky is reported to have been in remission for his long battle with throat cancer. The legendary veteran actor, known for playing such roles as Batman and Doc Holliday had to struggle to speak in order to portray Iceman in the recent sequel. Here's hoping speaking is a joy rather than a struggle.

Funnies:

-seriously no one wants to put their stuff here? If I don't get some levity for these reports, it's just gonna make people sad. Oh well.-

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