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Letter From The Editor:

I am so dissappointed and ashamed of this world. Why do I even bother trying to help it by providing entertainment? Cyrus from The Warrior was right. The reason why it's so shitty, is because we're all fighting over 10 square feet of ground. Or our "Turf" as we call it. And I'm not just talking about local gangs. This bullshit conflict around the world is nothing more than a childish, glorified gang fight. Some of my worst enemies on the net, may as well be running the place, it's that stupid. I mean in the west we have people that constantly feed the rich, while the working and middle class, let alone the poor are being slowly stomped out. In Europe, people are still trying to find a way to remain friends with Russia, despite all the shit Putin is doing and to top it off, we're given excuse after excuse on why it's so ok to compete and kill one and other when we should be working together. What is it that is telling us "Fuck the other person it's all about us."? The world doesn't even revolve around us and yet each and every one of us myself included tries desperately to prove that statement wrong and what does it get us. More enemies than friends and more failures than success. That said, I refuse to give up on this world even if it kills me. There are good people out there that are afraid to speak out because the bad has infected so much from this site, to the highest positions you can ever get in the world, will do anything in their power to silence you. I say silence them. Slit their throats so they can't talk and see how they like it when no one listens to them for a change. Fuck them.

Current Events

Ontario Reports Lowest Rate In Covid 19

3 new deaths were reported today with the positivity rate of Covid 19 being at an all time low since February. To make a comparison. In Ontario alone there have been 13,288 Deaths since the pandemic began, 399 Deaths in the past 30 days and 65 deaths in the past week. Hopefully the number continues to decrease.

Putin Threatens Ukraine In Response To Western Aid

The U.S. Government agreed to send weapons to help Ukraine fight back against Russia. When Putin heard of this he threatened to hit new targets in the country. You know what Vlad? Fuck you. I dare you to do it and I dare U.S. to keep sending them. All this proves is how much of a dickless coward you are and I hope the cancer eats you alive. Any Russians against him I apologize for what I am about to do.

"Oh looksky atsky mesky I'm Vladimir Putin, Isky cantsky satisfysky mysky wifesky and I'msky dyingsky, I mustsky beatsky smallsky countrysky thatsky didsky nothingsky wrongsky, becausky Isky havesky nosky dicksky. Whatsky thatsky, they'resksy fightskying backsky? Wesky can't havesky thatsky, thatsky makesky itsky a fairsky fightsky. Let'sky threatensky themsky moresky" Well toughsky shitsky Vlad the not impaler. If you don't like the west helping the weak defend against a bully like you then you may as well fucking nuke us. I fucking dare you to launch a missile targeted right on my nose.

Donald Trump Wants to be President Again

Trump's advisers are debating whether or not he should be president. Donny, you had your chance, you blew it spectacularly just quit while you're ahead. No one cares anymore. People know that you're in line with terrorists. People know that you're a sex offender. People kn.... now that I think about it you were the perfect president. All of them were corrupt sex offenders that only cared about themselves and not the country they're supposed to look out for each other. Still, you had you're chance and you blew it. Just go cry on the millions of dollars you have while you still have it.

Entertainement News

Local Newground News

@GamingChannel1 in their own words is a more violence based Channel, claiming to be an alt account of @7hendergames. The latter of which has recently told me is not that channel. I deeply apologize for any confusion this brought out.

@CacklingPumpkins has designed a new shirt which can be seen here.

And a big congratulations to @rocknight1991 for once again being featured on @TheTankTribune.

Hollywood News

Someone tried to make a GoFundMe page to support Amber Heard, yet Amber Heard and her team denies any involvement in it. The page has since been deleted. Never meet your heroes, they end up fucking themselves to fuck you over. Heard has since been trying to appeal to the loss of the lawsuit.

Jurassic World Dominion is set to be in theaters on June 9. The movie not only brings back Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard as Owen Grady and Claire Dearning, but also reunites the original Jurassic Park Trio for the first time in 29 years. Sam Neil, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum return as Alan Grant, Ellie Sattler and Ian Malcolm. The cast has to deal with the consequences of Dinosaurs on the mainland. A concept similar to the obscure comic and tv series Cadillacs and Dinosaurs.

As we continue to mourn the loss of Ray Liotta, his Hometown UnionTownship struggles to find a away to commemorate his memory. One of the ideas being to name a baseball field after him. Based on his role of Shoeless Joe Jackson in the movie Field of Dreams. Ironically in that movie he was playing a ghost of another legendary celebrity.

Funnies:

The Lighter Side of Drug Dealing:

Figured if I wanted something done right I'd do it myself. You're welcome to still volunteer submitting yours to the next one, but this is what I mean by Funnies. Comic strips are meant to provide through levity after a gruelling day of watching or reading the news. Many great artists and many great media from Garfield to Dick Tracy started out like this. With Tracy being a low-key way of warning the readers against guys like Al Capone. They are more than just "Stupid drawings for cheap laughs."

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