It's Halloween night and a man is locked up at his own home. He's worried that vampires may be on the prowl. A friend of his shows up on Halloween and the man squirts her with a water gun full of holy water. She screams. He says "Ha!! I knew you were a vampire!!" he said. She says in return "No I'm not." The man confused then asked "Then why did you scream when I sprayed you with holy water?" To which she yells:
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