Over the years whenever I've ever made an accusation that things may not be what they seem, I get called two words. Even if they don't even qualify as the topic. Those words? "Conspiracy Theorist".

Now when it comes to conspiracy theories I am so-so on it because there have been moments that seem too ridiculous to believe, but end up being true anyway. However in terms of calling me one, yes I connect dots, but I never shout conspiracy over all of them. I just notice something's off and say why I think something's off.

To me a conspiracy theorist falls along the lines of some people making something out of nothing or a small fraction of something. Like say for example the JFK conspiracy theories. Some people say there may have been other shooters. Plausible, because as a president John F. Kennedy did have a lot of enemies. However others take it to the nth degree and claim ridiculous stuff like say the shooter was actually in the car or some shit like that. That's a conspiracy theory.

That said, I've also noticed that Conspiracy Theories have become so common place they've been the talk of movies:

As well as become the butt of many jokes:

Yet whether you believe them or not, Conspiracy Theories will always be around before and after us. So as a bit of a joke. I decided to come up with my own Conspiracy Theory and encourage others to submit their own. Now these can be 100 percent fake or based off things you actually believe in, but the point is to make them sound somewhat believable.

Here's mine:

The Beyond Meat Company is putting nano-machines in their burgers, making people think they're healthy, when in fact they're turning them into slaves. All so they can be sacrificed to the Great Moon Sun Star for profit. It's why they're all so pale after a steady diet of them and the only way you can tell it's one of them, is when they say "Nice day out Eh?" That's right, it's all a big plot to turn everyone into a Canadian.

Now you all come up with yours. Have fun.