CIEIRNEWS Audio Edition:

Letter from The Editor:

Ok no word of a lie. I'm only doing this because I love to play with the microphone when I first get it. That said, let's hope my voice is better than my writing. Well. I survived Christmas, managed to accomplish some personal goals and now I'm back better than ever. So sit back relax and enjoy some news.

Local News:

In local news today, two transit workers from the TTC were assaulted by what can only be described as 10 - 15 Youths. They attacked three people and fled the area. Now look, as someone who's lived in this city for 25 years, I get it. Some bus drivers can be a pain in the ass and some passengers can make Karens look like saints. However they got a job to do like everyone else and attacking them is no way to solve things. To those punk kids that did this, go to the corner and think about what you did. Then turn yourselves in.

World News:

In world news today. As we come close to the first anniversary of the Russian Ukraine conflict, we see that neither side is giving up, Putin may still resign and things seem to loosen up. But the war may not seem to end any time soon. My heart goes out to those in Ukraine that are on Newgrounds. Stay safe and keep doing what you're doing. As for you Vlady, I hope someone runs you over with a steam roller while Ra Ra Rasputin plays in the background. 

Entertainment News:

First of all big shout out to @underscore8298 for getting front paged once again. A shout out to @Demonicity for announcing his sample pack available to all. And congratualations @TheMiamiDeSantos for getting 400 subscribers.

In other entertainment news, Avatar: Way Of The Water, made over the promised 2 Billion dollars. Director James Cameron set out to make the movie in 2017 and released it in December of 2022. I guess you can say he terminated the Box Office.

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