As most of you know I have certain beliefs. Mostly Wiccan, Native and some Christianity as my core. However my mind is open to the possibility that our origins could either be a freak accident by science or an alien race responsible.

However yesterday a strange thought occurred to me regarding the latter.

On a whim I decided to my knowledge to write down the most well known interpretations of Extra Terrestrial life portrayed in both fictional and non-fiction medias. By that I mean stuff in both that have had unique interpretations.

Said interpretations include but not limit to:

Invaders

Saviors

Scientists

Spiritualists

Deities

Demons

Politicians

And so on....

However the only depiction of Alien life that was limited to fiction only are the following two:

Superheroes/Supervillains Those of Alien or partial alien origins with unique gifts that could make or break the world.

Storytellers. Aliens whom are their equivalent to authors, movie makers and so on, but with a twist. They have the power and technology to bring their stories to life and the punchline is, we are the fictional characters in them.

Storytellers resonated with me the most based on the following. It started when I first watched South Park. Season 7 Episode 1. Entitled "Cancelled" in which in a deliberate repeat of the pilot episode, the titular South Park Boys Discover that Earth is really a reality show created by aliens in which different species of different planets are put together to see how they get along and the conflicts that arise, including but not limited to World Wars were nothing more than their sick amusement to gain ratings:

But funny enough, that just merely tipped me to the idea that among most well known interpretations, that if there are aliens out there, much of our misery is for their amusement.

But then I dug a little deeper. The Twilight Zone Season 1 Episode 25 "People Are Alike All Over". About two astronauts that land on Mars with one being optimistic that they may meet friendly life. Believing "People are alike all over." Let's just say he couldn't be more right. The optimistic astronaut dies, but the more cynical one is greeted by martians whom not only look human, taking the phrase literal; but also seemingly friendly like his friend suggests. They even take him to a nice home catered to his Earthly needs:

Said home turns out to be a Martian Zoo, with him as the exhibit. The martians looking at him and gawking at him as one would do the same to an animal at a zoo. Which made the optimistic saying "People are alike all over." Into a hard core cynical truth. That why should we be treated differently than the way we treat other species? As far as the aliens are concerned, we are the uncontrollable animals that either must be caged, beat to submission or put down.

Now this resonated with me because if there were any sign of Alien life, they'd be just like us with subtle differences such as location, environment and whether or not they're more advanced than us.

However in terms of personality aliens much like us, have similar personality traits, ranging from Spiritualism to their base desires. And considering that the multiverse theory implies that there are infinite versions of us, there are probably alien counterparts to you and me.

Which leads me to this weird thought. Now anyone that knows me knows my obsession with movies and tv shows. However while I do blur the line of fantasy and reality, I don't have the power to bring a lot of my visions to life....yet.

However, there is a possibility of an alien that is just as messed up in their head as I am. That not only is just as obsessed, but has the power to bring their love of fictional mediums to life. Ranging from small stuff like causing strange unexplainable things to appear to literally manipulating events causing humans to go into drama situations. I always wondered why a lot of the bad stuff that happened between us humans was called Drama. Now I know.

Now what I am about type is where I do insist you take with a grain of salt, but read it anyway because for all I know, you guys have your own alien yous messing with your life:

To any alien life possibly monitoring the whole net let alone this little slice called Newgrounds. I know who you are, I know what you're doing. Stop fucking interfering with our lives for the sake of your sick entertainment. The show is over. You are cancelled. You're obviously worse than Hitler, because for all I know you could have invented him during your sweeps week. The content you're producing has declined in quality and only the lowest denominator of your species is watching. You want entertainment based on our expense. Do what we do, interpretations based on your works. Movies, TV Shows, Things that involve fiction instead of this fucked up warped reality show clone, that I'm pretty sure your alien friends made before you. So you're not unique. But I ramble on. Long story short either help this planet, destroy it or fuck off. I don't care anymore. You've messed with my life and the lives of those around me and if I have to build a ship myself to go all the way to your studio to kick the ever loving crap out of you until you stop and show you exactly how what you've done was hurt us, I will.

To anyone that managed to make it past this rant and hopefully what I said did not blow this planet up, take care, stay safe and stay tuned for more.