Oh....my.....fucking.....GOD!!! You are a genius. First off, I wanted to wait until I listened to this to judge the narrator voice. I must say, you picked a hell of a TTS for that one. Guy sounds like the narrator you would expect to hear in 90s era Discovery Channel or Animal Planet. Second, the way he tells the story, giving away things without actually giving it away, that is very Hitchcock. The music really syncs well with it and the cut offs make me laugh a lot. I am looking forward to hearing the rest of this.