CIEIRMusic's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[DESTROY: Keanu Reeves]

Sorry Keanu. Love ya man, but I just killed Blue not too long ago and I know how you feel about dogs.

[Brady Bunch Knock-Down]

First of all love the Carnival Game Setting. Second of all so many jokes.

Here's the story of a family that meets their demise with balls.

Marcia Marcia Marcia, how come she's hard to kill, but Jan isn't.

Cindy. This is for all the times you've tattled on your family.

Oh wow, I hit Marcia in the nose. Where's Davy Jones when you need them.

The Tiki idol got board so it's next curse was just silly.

Somewhere Ivan Ooze is crying.

[Kill Will!]

I like his work, I'm on his side regarding the Oscars, but this is still funny. He's harder to kill as a Bad Boy than he is as an MIB.

[Kill The GAP Models]

I just can't get enough of this game.

[blueclue's clue]

Good times.

[Resident Evil Ebola 4]

First off never played the first three, so don't know the story. As a standalone game, this is pretty decent.

ProjectAnarchy responds:

Cheers, mate!

[¿Squid Game?]

First off, this game is very simple fun and addicting. Second off for someone who claims to have not seen the show of it's namesake, this is pretty damn violent. Lol.

[space ball]

Very addicting.

[NG Tarot Card Collab]

First thing first, great idea. Second I will put my readings in this review.

For starters all three cards are inverted. Well...fuck.

The first is Temperance. Since it's my past then it means I was sick, impatient or in a state of imbalance and Disharmony. So basically my whole life up to that point.

The second is the Empress. Since this is the present card, It means this is something I'm currently struggling with. Don't have a spouse or girlfriend so domestic issues are out. I'm not a cis gender woman or Arnold Schwarzenegger, so needless to say I'm not pregnant, let alone an unwanted pregnancy. Financial issues? Ok. Not saying it's inaccurate because lord knows I want my music to be financially successful, but at the same time it's nothing big. Got what I need to survive, but simply want more.

Third Hierophant. My future. I have no position to abuse....yet. Considering how many breakdowns I've had in the past that's my "No shit." to the future in that respect. Poor counsel. Well I've been betrayed before by those who I trusted in the past, so thanks for the heads up. Rejection of family views. That one is mostly confusing to me. I have a pretty good guess what that might entail, but I may be wrong.

In conclusion, this game at least to me is scarily accurate, but it balances well with newgrounds fun. I recommend it to everyone, even if they don't believe in this.

[Deal with Putin]

First off, congrats on the front page for this one. This definitely earned it. On top of bringing Assassin back in all it's glory, this game gave me some much needed catharsis. Woe to any ass kissing Putin Bot, that tries to blam this.