Thought before my 100th post I'd do something funny.

Santa comes down the chimney and sees this little boy. The little boy has a super soaker full of mustard. Santa says "What are you up to? You weren't on the naughty list." The boy said. "I know. I saw you kissing my mom last night. Give me everything you have." Santa obliged.

Rudolph walks into a bar. Dixen gets into his face, on his 5th Eggnog saying. "You think you're so great with your nose being a lightbulb. You don't even have a name to call." Rudolph looks at him and says. "I don't need a lightbulb to know you're drunk off your ass because Donner left you." Dixen looks at him and says. "I'm gonna puke."

The elves are doing their last hours at Santa's Workshop. One Elf turns to the other and says "You know how the naughty kids get coal." The second Elf says "Ya. So?" "Well." The first elf began. "I just recently read that Coal can be turned into Diamond. So in a way he's making them richer." "That Son of a bitch." The second elf says "He doesn't even pay us!!"

Frosty walks down the street saying Happy Birthday. The locals shout back "Were you dropped when you were a snowball or is it what's in your pipe, that's talking shit?"

Jesus Celebrates his 16th birthday, he goes home and asks Mary "What the hell is this tree doing in the living room?"