It's been days since S.T. and Light Harmony were contacted by Divide.

S.T.: Bad news is we can only do so much over there, if not for those two, we could have done much more.

Light: Well I don't think our plans have failed, I think we just picked the wrong target is all.

Harmony: Ukraine will make it, we just gotta have faith the rest of the world is there to help them out. Whether it's teaching them how to fight back or helping fleeing people find a safe place to live.

Light: Harmony's right. Our main focus should be who they can't go up against and that's Dark fucking Divide. Psych Warfare is the way to go, they are extremely vain and even the slightest insult would set them off.

S.T.: Hmmm. It's a long shot but I have an idea.

S.T. Takes out a USB drive it has their insignia on it.

S.T.: I stole it off Dark during our drinking game. I looked it over and it's a song they were gonna publish. They were gonna try to beat us at our own game by creating their own "Lesson work." Only while we teach them stuff they'll need to know, this one teaches people how to be the worst of themselves. If we can publish it before they can, we will have copyrighted their name. To the listening world, this is part of some lore, but to them, we stole their shit and they're gonna want it back.

Light: Amazing. So you're basically gonna Stetson Kennedy them.

S.T.: Exactly.

Harmony: As much as I hate them, I am quite curious how they are. Do you think we could listen.

S.T.: This is a rough copy so they haven't put anything in it that would hypnotize the listener. It shouldn't hurt.

One Listen Later:

Light: That was horrifying.

Harmony: Anyone that would heed their words would have to be a special kind of psychopath.

S.T.: We fought killers, thieves, rapists and terrorists yet this scares me more.

Harmony: WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE JUST CALL ME!?

S.T.: Easy Harmony, she's just deluded.

Light: Leave her be, S.T. I got this. Harmony? Go to the gym and take it out on the heavy bag.

Harmony: Can I put a picture of her face on it?

Light: Yes.

Harmony: Ok.

Harmony leaves, sounds of heavy punches and screaming can be heard.

Harmony: FUCKING BITCH!!! CALL ME A SLUT!!!? SHE'S THE ONE THAT TRIED TO JUMP HIM!!!

Harmony comes back, her hair all frizzled.

Harmony: I feel much better now.

Light: Believe me, if you didn't do that I would have.

S.T.: Remind me not to piss you off.

Harmony: Oh you could never do that S.T.

Light: Harmony!!

Harmony: I know, I know. I'm working on it. So we post this thing and any time they do a song they'd have to pay us.

S.T.: Yep, although they established themselves with that name, they never patented it. Even orginizations like The Hell's Angels did the smart thing and copyrighted their name.

Light: I see. Well let's do it. I just wish I could see the looks on their faces.

A few Hours Later, in the Office of Vladimir Putin.

Divide: I'm telling you, as long as people post shit on the internet, you're always gonna have the drop on them.

Her phone rings.

Divide: CIEIRMusic has posted a new song on Newgrounds.

Dark: So what else is new.....wait a minute. That's our song. HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET THAT!!!

Divide: I told you to wear something without pockets, he's great at pick pocketing.

Dark: I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM!!!!!

Divide: Goddammit. Mr. President, I have to go put him on a leash, we may be out of Russia for a while.

Putin: Where do you think you're going? I can't do this without you, I can't make decisions on my own. I'm the fucking president.

Divide: I'm sorry, did you just demand we stay? What part of our contract states we work for you, that we take orders from you. We go where we want to go, cause chaos where we want to cause chaos, you are a fucking tool to us. We only help you because we want those diseases wiped off the Earth. You had no qualms blowing the roof off an apartment building, yet letting us leave is where you draw the line? Mr. President, let's make things clear. We are the embodiment of all that is wrong in the world. Our ancestors before us were interbred with the fucking Devil himself. Our goal is ltierally to take this planet, kill as much as we can and let the rest run amok in anarchy and chaos. The likes of which you never seen. Why? Because that's the way the world is supposed to work. We are supposed to consume, annihilate and destroy everything until there is nothing left. Rather than the wrong way, such as building better and brighter futures for future generations. And there is nothing or no one that can stop us. None of the nukes in your arsenal can scratch us let alone injure or kill you. Your goals are as small as your non-existent dick. If we wanted to, we could kill you and rape your corpse in front of St. Petersburg for your staff and civilians to see. So which will it be, you try to make us stay or you let us deal with this major problem compared to you and we can get back into business quicker.

Putin: You people are fucking insane.

Dark: Look who's talking. You invaded a country smaller than you and you insist they're the bad guys. We're pure evil, but we're not as insanely stupid as you. We at least know what we're doing. You're doing this out of isolution induced psychosis and some nostalgia for a blue balled war. So you sit down, shut up in both languages and let us do what we're good at.

Divide: Let's go Dark, I think we made him piss himself.

Putin: And here I thought hiring them would make things go faster.

Back at CIEIRMusic.

S.T.: Ok and it's published. Harmony, close the religious centre for the night, I get the feeling they're gonna be coming here right away.