The following takes place after:
The Adventures of S.T. Musician: Expanding.
Harmony: I'm really worried about S.T. he's not himself.
Light: I'm pretty sure he's just in one of his moods. I mean can you blame him? Divide shot him.
Harmony: Don't remind me, I almost ate that bitch alive. By the way I been meaning to ask, was that the only time I acted like that?
Light: Not quite. Remember when our urchin work was running dry? I had to break my oath and steal for you, just to get you something to eat.
Harmony: I remember that. You stole a whole 5 pound salami and some bread. We had sandwiches that day.
Light: Ya, well that shop happened to belong to a local Sicilian mob boss. Leo Antonio.
Harmony: Oh ya. Now I remember. Leo the Hacksaw. His specialty was chopping up his victims and stacking their limbs like they were house frames. Whatever happened to that guy?
Light: You ripped his eyes out and bit his dick off.
Harmony: Gross. What did he do to piss me off?
Light: He threatened to chop me up and feed me to you. Took a piece of my skin off my arm with a knife, he called The Sampler. Once you tasted my blood you went berserk. You scratched up his top guy and you just went completely feral on Leo. Leo feared no one. Not even S.T. could scare him sometime. Yet when you bit off his salami he begged for his mother. It was his capos that tried to hunt us down when S.T. rescued us. Even the cops were on his payroll. S.T. has been keeping a file on that guy for years and yet he doesn't even have the motivation to go after his empire.
Harmony: Damn. I barely remember any of it. Still. I'm guessing after defeating Dark Divide that petty thugs are not challenging enough for him.
Light: He's just stuck in a rut. It is our job as his partners and surrogate family to get him out of it.
Harmony: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Light: I think so Harmony, but how are we gonna get enough weed to help him with that?
Harmony: NO! Not that.....we'll do that later. We need to do something that will get him into the fighting spirit.
Light: You don't mean......
Harmony: Oh ya.
Light Harmony: TRAINING MONTAGE!!
S.T. Musician: I don't know if that would work guys, besides don't we need some kickass training music?
Light Harmony: We got that covered.
And with that. S.T. had the most rigorous training in all of existence, including but not limited to sparring matches with Light Harmony. To try to revigorate S.T.'s spirits they shove everything he has on Leo the Hacksaw's file in his face. Making him angry and more determined to fight. He got lost in the moment and accidentally hit Harmony so hard that she went 10 feet across the training ground.
Light: Oh shit, we went too far. Harmony are you ok?
Harmony: *Stars are flying over her head.* Hello and welcome to CIEIR Music, we are unavailable to take your call right now. Please leave a message. *Shakes her head and growls at S.T.* That fucking hurt......do it again.
S.T.: Whoa Harmony I ain't about that.
Light: Jesus Sister, I thought you got over that.
Harmony: It's ok I was joking. I'm glad that part of you hasn't changed. Feel better now?
S.T.: I must admit ever since we started this our main objective was to rid the world of all Evil. Not an easy feat, but after stopping Dark Divide, I felt I lost the edge.
Harmony: It's just post saviour blues Shane. Besides, we still need to take care of these threats. You may have started this out of sheer boredom, but look what we accomplished. one of your songs got the front page, your fan count continues to increase despite all we and our creator go through. Your music is on the verge of being used by an entertainer that we will continue to wait for as long as it takes. We don't just quit when the most powerful villains are behind bars. We quit when all evil is taken care of. Big or small.
S.T. Musician: You're right Harmony. It's high time we take care of these fuckers once and for all.
And with that, CIEIR Music is back and better than ever. Their next target. Leo The Hacksaw.
Obnoxious Audience Member: Um, how is it that they were able to use S.T.'s voice when S.T. wasn't around?
Harmony: Allow me to answer that one. Fuck you.
Light: We broken the fourth wall the past two stories and that's what you're questioning?
S.T.: It's ok I got this. First off, our creator is able to do things to aid on our characters from time to time. Our creator was basically symbolizing my struggle by making me help myself. So he took my voice and recorded the vocals and gave them to Light Harmony whom did the instruments.
Obnoxious Audience Member: Well gee that's stupid and convoluted.
S.T.: Ya well like Harmony said. Fuck you.
Obnoxious Audience Member: Well fuck you too. I'm outta here.
S.T.: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Well I think we shattered the fourth wall at this point. Take care, stay safe and always remember. Even if you're feeling Bluesy, you are not alone.