First off, I was able to have a productive and good Birthday the past weekend, even got free stuff at a local weed shop because of their birthday special.

Second off there is something that needs to be addressed here. Just recently I stumbled upon an article I will not link for the protection of the user making it. This was one of many complaints where users have their work get zero-voted or zero-bombed as they say here. Now whether or not one's work deserves a Zero is a different story, everyone has their tastes and everyone has their dislikes, so a zero is inevitable and I don't see it as a big deal myself because, just because one or two assholes don't like my work, doesn't mean the rest of the world hates it or me. That said, I am well aware there are trolls out there that do that either because they have a personal grudge or because they think it's a good way to get a cheap laugh. I've experienced it myself, but I pay them no mind at best and tell them how pathetically lifeless they are at worse.

Now, I know people are frustrated about this, but I hate to say this, but you fucked up big time why? Because you talked about it. That's right. To better spell it out for you:

THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!!

As someone whom as a kid, that's been bullied and has even bullied others in the past, let me let you in on a secret. Bullies thrive on attention. It's not so much that they have to hurt you, but they have do it in front of everyone, to increase what they believe is their rep as a bully. When people complain about what they do, that just encourages them to do it again. So when people are going around complaining and venting, (justifiably so, but still...), they may as well go to the hardware store, buy a can of Red and White paint and put a target on your backs. While I do sympathize I really do, that lesson should have been hammered to you all since day one.

Now if this were real life outside, the situation would be simple. Either ignore them, tell them to fuck off or if need be punch them in the fucking mouth. But since these are net people, who could either be near your residence or halfway across the fucking world for all you know, it's not that simple. You know what is simple? Let me spell it out for you:

FUCKING IGNORE THEM THEY DON'T MATTER TO YOU!! YOU MATTER TO YOU!!

It's that self-centered insecure bullshit I cannot stand, mainly because I've been through it myself and it pisses me off that this is still happening to others. You can't please everyone with the stuff you make. Your audience comes to you. Not the other way around. There are always gonna be trolls, hecklers, pranksters, cyberbullies, bullies and other filth all over the world and the net, that cannot comprehend people having a good time or making good work without their input. You should not give a flying fuck what they think because they are pathetic, mentally castrated, lifeless losers, whom for some reason or another feel the world owes them one. I should know, I used to think that way myself.

However while I struggle endlessly, to try to be good and do right by myself, my family, my friends and my fans, I'm at least trying and have succeeded for the most part. So if some asshole has a problem with my work, or me as a person, either they come face me themselves and talk to me in a polite civil way or barring that, they can fuck off and jump off the highest building for all I care. Which is why I'm putting this as a Frontpage article. Too many insecure people need some tough love. They need to thicken their skin, strengthen their muscles and discipline their mind.

And to those Zero Bombers and all the other bad elements out there, you literally have nothing better to do than attack people a site that's comprised mostly of teenagers and young adults? Either you're a pedophile or just some waste of space and air that wore out your welcome before you were even sperm in your dad's pants. I've met people like you before, you're nothing but cowards and if you even had the slightest amount of guts to face me in person, you wouldn't last long in a fight against me. So be lucky I don't know who each and everyone of you are in person. Leave these people alone and use your bullshit trolling for something constructive. It's 2023, you could literally make money shit talking people and instead you waste money shit talking people. Which I'm perfectly sure satisfies the child you have locked in your basement, you creeps.

To those sick of them, just keep up your work and ignore the fuck out of them, it's better for your health.

Not quite sure if this is an automated thing, due to entering one's birthdate or if @TomFulp is just that nice, but thanks anyway, that was sweet.

Ok first of all just letting you know. I went on for the entire 24 hours as I mentioned in this newspost:

https://cieirmusic.newgrounds.com/news/post/1349055

I made the time first setting my usual priorities in the morning and afternoon. Rent, Bills and food paid. As well as essential items required for my small crazy idea. I then spent the rest of the day partying hard until 12:00 AM today. I am now officially 32 years old in 2023.

Or as I like to call it:

3223

Numbers is one of my many things I look into as a hobby. From math to numerology. I feel like that this particular number holds significance. I once again ask anyone who is more well versed than I in the art of Numerology and other number related expertise so see if there is some kind of meaning to this.

That said, let me tell you a story about this specific birthday.

I was born in April 1st 1991. In that year, April 1st also fell under the day of Easter Monday. Now I'm no Christian, but being born on both a Pagan Holiday and that year's symbolic day of Christ's resurrections may have factored into certain aspects of my overall life. Not to mention that it extends to other religions too. Like Judaism. In the Talmud, it has once been said "And who shall bring redemption but the Jester." I was born on April Fools Day, that makes me as Jester as I can get.

Ever since I was born whether it's good days or bad days, I lead a strange and bizarre life. It's no wonder I gravitated to this site when I was young. A lot of us are equally quirky in our own ways. Be it eccentricities or borderline supernatural.

With that said, I honestly wish all of you a Happy April Fools Day and to spend it doing what you're supposed to do.

Prank The LIVING FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER WOOHOO!!

But most of all have fun, be safe and hope you had as much of a good time as I did.

Welp it's March 31st 2023. Literally a day before my 32nd Birthday. While most of the times the day came and went without question, but this one is very significant to me and I'll tell you why.

It's not only the last day before my birthday. This year, it's the 31st of March and the last time I will be the age of 31 and I'm gonna be turning 32 on April 1st 2023. Now I'm no expert in Numerology and my knowledge of the subject is somewhat knowledgeable. But turning 32 on '23 has got to mean something.

I've been through a lot this past year alone, survived a fire at my building and put up with the bad elements both on the net and in real life. But my whole life up to this point is ups and downs. While I don't expect any kind of miracle here, I do expect at least something good to happen. Call it a pre-birthday wish.

Point being is that I along with others born on this date on the same year, should enjoy this last day of our age to the fullest extent. In my case. As I write this, I've dedicated myself to spending that last day in it's 24 hour entirety, without sleep. Before anyone shows concern about my physical and mental health regarding this, here's the thing. I'm an insomniac, I barely sleep proper as it is and this is merely just an extra step to my overall usual routines in real life. So needless to say, a day of sleep deprivation cannot and will not kill me, but I do appreciate the concern regardless.

To my fellow future April fools, I wish you all the best. To my fans, I wish you all well and hope that number increases.

Wish me luck.

Speaking of Numerology, here's my reading as well as some commentary from my reaction to them:

Life Path: 7: Your destiny is that of a truth seeker. Your mind is very logical and intellectual. You will be great with facts and trivia. You will like solitude and be attracted to jobs where you can work alone. You must be careful, as your comfort with solitude may make you seem unavailable to others for friendship. You may become suspicious of the world if you do not take the time to leave the comfort of your own surroundings from time to time. Idea Job: Detective (Always wanted to be a detective and a lot of my fiction revolves around mysteries and what not. As for truth seeker, they hit the nail on the head with that one.)

Birthday Number: 1: This is the number of an ambitious, independent and strong leader. With hard work you will be successful in anything you do. (I try my best to improve on this part, but without anyone to lead, I'm not much of a leader or a success.)

Challenges: 1st = 3: The duration of the First Challenge usually lasts from birth until approximately the age of 30 to 35.

Your self criticism is your largest challenge in this cycle. Because you fear failure you often do not participate as strongly as you should, thinking that you can not be successful. During this time you need to work on your self confidence. Your true self is being hidden, work on being confident and proud with your true self. (Right now starting tomorrow, I will have 3 more years to beat this challenge. But this describes some of my problems perfectly. Which is half the battle.)

2nd = 1: The duration of the Second Challenge usually lasts from the age of 30 to 35 to around 55/60.

Your challenge here is to work on your personal self, you as an individual as opposed to your race, religion or nationality. You will face many situations where your own moral beliefs will conflict with that of the crowd. You main challenge at this stage is to learn how and when to stand up for your personal beliefs and not just go with what others want. (This challenge started literally when I turned 30. My own moralities always clashed with those who often saw themselves as the majority. That said, the How and When part was something I wasn't aware of until now and now that I am aware of that, I may try to make an effort to beat that part of the challenge.)

3rd = 2: The duration of the Third or Main Challenge is felt through your entire life.

Your main challenge here is to become less concerned about other people's feelings and expectations of you. Many negative emotions will flood over you over this challenge, jealousy, spite, hatred, just to name a few. Gaining control over these feelings and accepting your life as your own will help you with this challenge. (As much as I boast about not caring what people think, feel and expect of me, I am only human, meaning there is the odd time where I do care. This challenge is pretty much telling me to stop that part, lest my negative emotions overwhelm me.

Which considering this is an entire life challenge may take my entire life, but I'm willing to do that.)

4th = 2: The duration of the Fourth Challenge usually starts at approximately the age of 55/60.

Your main challenge here is to become less concerned about other people's feelings and expectations of you. Many negative emotions will flood over you over this challenge, jealousy, spite, hatred, just to name a few. Gaining control over these feelings and accepting your life as your own will help you with this challenge. (In case anyone gets confused. Yes this was told to me twice. Not a typo. Now in all honesty this is a random number generator, so needless to say the reading may not be 100% accurate. However readings, both artificial and real, if they tell you something twice. It usually means I have to work extra hard to beat this as those two challenges are merely two separate halves of one big challenge. With the previous being my whole life to decide, while this tells me to keep doing so when I eventually become an old fart.)

Pinnacles: 1st = 5: The duration of the First Pinnacle Cycle runs from birth to the age of 29.

Self expression and adventure will dominate this time in your life. This will be the perfect time in your life to travel and have adventures. You will have difficulty settling down, and although that is not the focus in this period of life, you should put some effort forward to do so. (Since this is from Birth to 29, I don't really need to read into this, mainly because I already done it. I have travelled, I have went on my fair share of adventures outside my home. Granted I wish I could go further than my own province, but it still counts. As for settling down. It literally took me to last year just to accomplish that part of my life.)

2nd = 3: The duration of the Second Pinnacle Cycle runs from 29 to the age of 38.

Your will be at your peak artistic level during this period. Your artistic desires should be nurtured and strengthened during this time. This will be an emotional time in your life as well, using those emotions in your artistic doings will only help you excel in both dealing with your emotions and help you grow as an artist. You will have to be careful to not get too lost in the world of emotions. Try to keep a foot in the world of logic. (So far I haven't peaked yet, but I have 6 more years to figure that one out. That said all the things I'm doing to grow as an artist, I am trying to do right now.)

3rd = 8: The duration of the Third Pinnacle Cycle runs from 38 to the age of 47.

Your will be blessed with patience and sound judgment during this time of your life. This would be a good time to focus on your career and finances. During this time it will be easy to ignore your spiritual self. Some time and effort should be taken to not lose your sense of faith. (I honestly fucking hope so.)

4th = 6: The duration of the Fourth Pinnacle Cycle runs from 47 onwards.

Family is the key during this part of your life. Close friendships will evolve and you have the opportunity to become a figure head in your community. You will be needed by your family and friends, and your compassion and understanding will be warmly welcomed by them. (That lesson was taught to me since day one of my life. The fact that this should have happened 15 years from now, just means I'm too Early.)

Periods: 1st = 4: The duration of the First Period Cycle runs from birth until the age of 29

This will be a time in your life when you are well grounded. Your family and career can be easily improved at this time. Hard work will win the day, remember the old adage, slow and steady wins the race. Try to avoid wild thinking and grand changes in your life. (Yes and no. While at 29 I was somewhat grounded, it was literally one of the lowest points of my life. As for my family improving, somewhat. Some I know are a hell of a lot more successful than I am in their own respective fields, others are stuck in worst spots than I am and have yet to get out of them. As for the part about avoiding wild thinking and grand changes of my life. That's like trying to get Sheldon Cooper to pick a different spot on the couch. I can try, but I can't guarantee success.)

2nd = 1: The duration of the Second Period Cycle runs from 29 until the age of 56

Focus on your life's dream during this period. This will be a general difficult period, requiring strength and commitment, but it will also be a period of great growth. (It already is a difficult period as I have yet to gain financial success as I managed to fulfil half this dream by getting critical success, both positive and negative. That said, I am 100% committed to staying in the game until I get to that level. Not if. Until. 24 years to go though. )

3rd = 2: The duration of the First Period Cycle runs from 56 onwards.

Slow and steady is your pace through this period. Take the time to learn patience and the art of diplomacy. You will most at ease taking events in stride and learning to deal with less than ideal situations. (Patience yes, but Diplomacy? Me? Don't get me wrong I can talk, but not everyone likes to hear what I say. That said I don't have to worry about that one for 24 years. Plenty of time to learn more.)

Personal Year: 3: A time of creativity, motivation, and inspiration. (Basically means I need to get more creative as time goes on.)

Personal Month: 6: A time of responsibility, domestic affairs, and service. (Means I need to take care of both my personal and professional life better.)

Personal Day: 1: A time of new beginnings, seed-planting, and high energy. (Means I have a chance at a fresh start. Which is good news to me.)

Expression: 1: This number represents yourself as you started living the life you currently have. For those who believe in reincarnation, this is the end-state of your previous life. You are a naturally strong and charismatic leader. Your ambition and idealism will help you accomplish many things. (If I'm reading this correctly, it means I was like this at the start of my life and at the end of my previous life. Yes I do believe in reincarnation.)

Desire: 11: This number represents your secret, inner most dreams and desires.

Your dream is that of a closer world. You have a natural understanding of the relationships people have and wish for the world to share it. (I don't know who in the cosmos fucked that dream up, but it became a nightmare when social media became a thing.)

Personality: 8: This number describes how you present yourself to the rest of the world.

You will be seen as influential and intimidating. You give off a powerful aura which other people will respect. (It never occurred to me until recently that I can be influential even if I don't know I'm being influential. There are people that hang onto my word be it on the net or in the real world. I also give off an intimidating aura to some people. That said, I wouldn't classify that all in my personality. The bulk of my detractors on this site alone find me at best annoying and at worst cringe, both the literal definition and the slacky social version. I barely register as a threat to them. Which is their mistake and mine.)

Balance: 2: This number describes how you best deal with difficult situations. It is a minor influence in your life until it is needed in stressful or difficult times. You will best to use diplomacy to deal with troubled situations. (Been there tried that and my success rate being mostly slim to none.)

Subconscious: 3: This number tells how you deal with difficult situations. It is a glimpse into your inner self, your strengths and weaknesses which help or hinder you when problem solving.

You will find the best support from your friends and family. (This one has actually been scarily accurate.)

Karma:

These numbers represent areas in our lives where we may be weak. You may have any number of Karmic Lessions left to learn.

1: You may be too shy at times. You must learn to be more assertive and forceful. (Bit of a vicious cycle and a double edged sword. If I continue to be shy, I'm seen as a coward by many. If I become more assertive and forceful than I currently am, I'm seen as a monster. Not saying this is bad advice, but in my case, I feel fucked either way.)

2: You are too impulsive at times. You must learn the finer arts of diplomacy. (This is true. I'm pretty sure a lot of my fans and even my enemies have noticed that at one point or another talking to me. This was one part of my life I tried and failed to desperately control.)

3: You may be self-doubting at time. You will need to learn to trust yourself more often. (Depending on the situation, yes I can be self-doubting, but considering that my will is so strong that it literally keeps me from dying be it by my own hand or the hand of someone else, it's safe to say that if I don't trust or believe in myself then someone out there sure as hell does, because by all intents and logic, I should have been dead 10 times over.)

4: You will be lost about life at times. You must work harder at organizing your life's priorities. (Literally the past 6 years of my life and counting. My priorities are always shifting making it more difficult for me to have a somewhat more stable life.)

6: You will have issues with commitment. You should learn to follow things through and accept change. (This one I struggle hard with, but I've learned to keep going otherwise I wouldn't be here writing this.)

7: You will be self-centered at times. You must learn to collect facts and come to logical, reasonable conclusions. (Way ahead on that one. Yes I can be self-centered, but recently I think before I act. This one here is literally the reason why I no longer give into mob mentality like the rest of the people on this site...no. This entire fucking net.)

8: You can't take too many risks at time. This can hurt you financially, learn to be less impulsive. (In my youth, I was an impulsive risk taker, but nowadays I learned to not suppress my impulses, but try to aim them at a more constructive goal.)

Passions:

Opposite of the Karmic Lessons, the Hidden Passions are areas of our lives where we have a general expertise.

5: You are versatile and impulsive by nature. (Damn straight.)

9: You are naturally happy and content in life. (I try to be. I take every good day I can get and enjoy it while it lasts.)

Now these are just my interpretations of the readings, I could be wrong and someone better at numerology would probably be able to read this better.

Been a while since I did a post for this, but mostly because up until now I developed writer's block on trying to find a unique slogan for the next shirt.

Now, one of the biggest issues in the world is the level of trust one has for one and other and for good reason. You could be friends, family, lovers, you name it, but as a result of so many people taking advantage of one and other, it's hard who to trust, who not to trust and whether or not you should be nice, mean or both when the situation calls for it.

So look no further than this shirt:

FRONT:

BACK:

Words to live by that help you survive.

Deliberately put front and back the very words to live by and survive. Someone sees you with this shirt on, they know better than to fuck with you, because it shows you've been fucked with before and you're not gonna let it happen again any time sooner. And should that person take what's on the back literally and decide to actually stab you there, well that just means you won and they know that.

I've lived by that philosophy my whole life, hence why I'm quick to the draw the second someone slights me in a way. And I pass that philosophy unto you all.

Before anyone decides to lynch me over the title hear me out. I am not unsympathetic to those who use the General forums for things they need outside the usual topics. Nor do I have anything against someone's political POV unless they're invoking Nazism, Cold War Era Communism or in the case of now, a bunch of Putin Ass Kissers trying to convince the world he's one of the good guys. That being said, two things.

1. The forums both Politics and General are a major source of drama and part of the reasons why General got affected in the first place was because @TomFulp and them knew that if they were to just lock the political Topic, we'd all just talk politics in General. He wasn't taking chances and I for one believe that was a clever move on his part.
2. I myself could care less if the entire Forum is locked out or dying and I'll tell you why. While I have yet to make a single sale here, I find that the Newsposts are better for advertising my stuff and expanding on my OCs stories, which was what I signed on here in the first place for. If my fans wish to interact with me, these comments are open and so are my DMs. Even those that hate my guts here and vice versa, like ThisJoe and his Cronies could very well easily have more fun talking shit about me on here than they can on a form of BBS I wouldn't give the time of day. Why? Because these are easier to get on my radar than a forum post that is gonna get locked out anyway.

That's right, you heard me correctly on the second point I honestly believe the Newsposts here are much better at airing our shit out that I am practically encouraging and daring those that hate my guts to use that to better get a rise out of me. I mean why bother even with the forums when the Newsposts basically function in the same way. Only difference being no forum mods breathing down your neck and no means to report any comments unless you decide to directly message said mods.

I know it's gonna take an adjustment, especially to old timers older than me who still think the 80s BBS system should be brought back, but honestly I think this is a great step for Newgrounds. The site should be focused more on what we can create and show the world and less about our petty dramas.

We all have our moments that make us want to cringe. As in moments so bad our entire body tenses up in either embarrassment, shock, anger, sadness, fear or disgust. However over the years, I've noticed people using the word "Cringe" as the blanket term of seeing or hearing things they don't like such as a bad joke or a disagreement.

Whoever first started this idea I'd like to meet so I could whack them over the head with a dictionary. Because what these people are saying is not the definition of cringe and I honestly think that should stop.

To me Cringe means, the reaction one gets when they witness or hear something seriously fucked up. The best examples include:

1. Walking in on parents, relatives or friends engaged in sex. That's cringe.
2. Witnessing someone do something disgusting, like pissing or crapping in the middle of a public street. That's cringy.
3. Seeing a corpse get hauled out of your building of residence after a disaster hit. That's extreme cringe.

What is not cringe is this:

1. Not liking a joke, because it is either poorly written or too lame for you. "This joke is so cringe." That's not cringe, that critique and even then it's as poorly written too, so hypocrisy much?
2. Saying something you don't agree with. "This guy is so cringe because he believes in same sex marriage." That's not cringe that's narcissism. You can't comprehend that not everyone agrees with you, because you think everyone should be like you.
3. Judging someone based on what they look like rather than what kind of person they are. That's not cringe, that's being an asshole. A guy could be out there panhandling on the streets and have more sense and wisdom than the people who by society's standards are "Normal". And even then, just because someone looks like trash to you doesn't mean they are trash.

Point being is those assholes out there using Cringe for whatever the hell they want it to be, have diluted it so much that an old man like myself, can literally boast and brag about knowing what it really means.

Now after reading what I just wrote, what makes you cringe?

I am a huge fan of video games. Whether it plays safe like Nintendo or has some great takes and unique features like Sony the one thing they all have in common is that they have their fair share of scary moments. Now I'm ruling out Horror games as it's a given already as they are meant to be scary, but I'll somewhat include it in the article, to give some context.

In a Horror game, even a shitty one, it's to be expected to have scary moments. Games like Resident Evil, FNAF and Silent Hill to name a few. Even the most crappy one's like The PS2 Sequel to John Carpenter's The Thing have scary moments. Be it intentional moments like one of your buddies turning into a Thing (Which by the way, much like Friday The 13th should have their own multiplayer version with one or two people as the Thing....Among Us doesn't count ya sus.) or unintentional moments like when you have to check your trust meter and the pictures of your buddies are twitching and glitching to inhuman levels even though at this point, they're supposed to be still human.

But then there are games in many different companies of Genre's opposite of horror, but have scary moments anyway. The best part about it is, even the most family friendly of them have their high octane nightmare fuel.

Games like Earthbound where among most things you're fighting a being no one can comprehend:

Or Super Mario 64 which ghosts and Bowser aside, had it's fair share of legit jumpscares like the piano monster:

Then of course as the graphics continued to improve in games, it lead to more unique scary moments. Like any monster intro in the Zelda Games from Twilight Princess onward:

However the most scary piss your pants moment in my personal and professional opinion comes from the latest edition to another beloved Nintendo Franchise. Metroid. Now Metroid is very popular for many reasons.

Samus Aran was one of the first leading female video game characters, with the twist of her being a girl after tricking the player into thinking they were playing a male character throughout the game. Since then the character as well as the story has changed and evolved. Now this series from it's humble NES beginnings has had it's fair share of scary moments. After all it was inspired by many sci-fi horror movies such as Alien.

Now many end scene bikini jokes aside, Samus was greatly admired for being a ruthless killer, yet having a kind heart and a moral code. Yet with the exception of dying sounds in most games, she's never once raised her voice in anger. Often reacting to situations with a sense of stoicism. Not letting anything get her down despite the horrible tragedies she endured over the years.

Now I had no idea that this was made last year. As the last game I've played in the series was Other M. Unlike most people, I liked it and I consider it Canon. However due to lowering popularities I feared they'd cancel the franchise. However that was until I saw this Spoilers if you haven't played it yet:

This was a clip from Metroid Dread. Which came out last year. In this among most things Samus finds out that an evil Chozo by the name of Raven Beak, was responsible for the events of every single game that happened before this moment. Meaning he was responsible for the Metroids, the dangers, the planets blowing up and every single bad thing that has ever happened to Samus in so many games. Now at this point she has Metroid DNA in her system and the ability to drain energy from any organic or inorganic material that generates it. Raven Beak thinks he's killed her by choking her to death. Not only does she live, but she is pissed beyond expectations. Gripping the bastard by his face through his broken helmet and violently devouring the life energy. All while also absorbing the energy of his space ship sending them both plummeting to the planet. Take away the fact that she has metroid powers and because she latched onto him, he can't get her off him. This was Samus Aran, one of the kindest most compassionate Nintendo Characters, whom never even let the death of her parents bring her down. She has gone full fight or flight, has completely snapped and is gouging out Raven Beak's eye with one hand. Not even once using her weapons, but her bare hand. All while glaring daggers at him, screaming bloody murder and transforming into a humanoid metroid.

This moment scared the living hell out of me. I have never seen Samus that pissed off before, it makes me appreciate there's no way to bring fictional characters to life, because I would not want to meet her in that mood. And while these games have their scary moments, I would say this tops it. This was 40 years Franchise time and who knows how many years in-universe of pent up, unbridled, raw, predatory rage. She was pissed, she was hungry and he goaded her one too many times. I cannot wait to see how they try to top this one.

What game moments scare you?

Man not too long after I did my St. Patrick's Day post, I'm guessing the Luck of The Irish is strong today, because, our old friend Vlady Putin is now wanted by the world.

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/other/icc-issues-arrest-warrant-for-putin-over-ukraine-war-crimes/ar-AA18KXx0?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=a46027bf082740619d3544f3e66c9a71&ei=9

Just recently a the International Criminal Court or ICC for short, has just issued a warrant out for the arrest for Vladimir Putin for War Crimes against Ukraine. Do you know what that means? Everyone who's got access to a gun, a passport and military status is gonna come looking for the bastard.

Normally I hate to say I told you so, but in this case Vlady, Dickless, I fucking told you so:

The whole world is coming for you Putin and it is all your fucking fault. I just hope they place this if and when they execute you:

And since I knew this was gonna happen eventually I am gonna make another ballsy prediction. Kim Jong Un?

YOU'RE NEXT!!!!

Oh and to anyone that showed the slightest sympathy for Putin, I have only this to say:

FUUUUUCK YOUUUU!!

For the rest of you, have a nice day.

Update: Also I'm well aware that the crime they got him for, the unlawful deportation of children from Ukraine to Russia, is what got him in and some people....stupid people think that's minor compared to what he did, but that's not the point.

Al Capone had been personally or by proxy responsible for many murders, thefts and at the time it was law, illegal selling of alcohol. Yet what did him in the end was a Tax Evasion crime. It's amazing how things evolved. Putin saw himself as the next Stalin, we saw him as the next Hitler and now his legacy ends Capone style, for a "Lesser Crime" letting us view him how he's always been. Just another criminal. Nothing more and nothing less.

Welp I got my green shirt for those who didn't see my face yet:

And I just took my first shot of Whisky fort the day:

Today is St. Patrick's Day. For some history:

St. Patrick's Day started out as a day to celebrate the life and death of St. Patrick whom died March 17 461. However the first official St. Patrick's Day Parade was held in Ireland in 1903, 1442 years after he died.

Now while the day is mostly an Irish Holiday, it's become so popular all over the world, that it gave birth to the motto "Happy St. Patrick's Day, where everyone is Irish for a day." Now you can take that motto anyway you wish, but to me, even if it's for a brief day it means everyone is Equal even for one day. When you get down to it, we're not really all that different from each other.

Now for as long as I've remembered, I never stopped wearing green on St. Patties Day, I had that sweater for a while and it's the only piece of pure green clothing.

That said, the holiday is not without detractors. Some people accused this holiday of being a white only holiday. Which is bullshit, because there are POCs that have Irish Blood as well and contrary to popular belief, not all Irish are racists. Part of why that stereotype has been around is because of Catholicism encouraging it and you may as well take out all the other Catholic Countries while you're at it. Good luck with that. Even South Park predicted that this would be the last Holiday in the world to get Cancelled after holidays like Christmas and Halloween met with it's fair share of controversy as well. That said, even if I'm the only one standing on that hill I will continue to celebrate the only way I know how:

1. Wearing Green.
2. Getting drinks.
3. Maybe listen to some Irish Music too,

The latter of which I recommend these gems:

For if you want a simple good time to Dance a Jig.

For when you feel like kicking ass Irish Style.

So for those as old as me, drink, be merry and have a good time. To the youth, wear green if you don't wished to get pinched today. Doesn't have to be full clothes. Though if you live in South Park that won't be a problem:

Poor Butters.

Anywho, Happy St. Patrick's Day Everyone.

Man, I must really be good at visual storytelling because the pictures of me and the Whisky make it look like I'm staring at the Whisky.