Someone once said that if you played Led Zepplin's song "Stairway to Heaven." backwards, that you'd hear satanic messages backwards.

Wanna know what happens when you play Country Music Backwards?

1. You get your wife back.
2. You get your job back.
3. You get your truck back.
4. You get your house back.
5. Your dog comes back from the dead.
6. You get to fish.
7. You don't have to ship out to war.
8. Your girlfriend doesn't cheat on you because you're not going anywhere.
9. You don't get hurt in bar fights.
10. Your liver repairs yourself so you can drink again.

I am a huge fan of Monty Python. A british sketch comedy show that starred many famous british actors and comediens. Many greats such as John Cleese and Eric Idle as well as famed british director Terry Gilliam had their careers blossom from that show.

The show itself was very famous for being one of the first comedies to take risks in humour. Risks such as allowing profanity, skirting the line of nudity, as well as other ways they managed to get past the censors.

One of my favourite moments has often been their dark comedy. Sketches such as "The Dead Parrot." About a customer complaining to the cashier about selling him a dead pet. Listing off the many ways of saying it's dead. From saying it passed on to saying it joined The Choir Invisible.

My fave of those sketches is called "The Funniest Joke in The World." Where a famous joke writer, creates a joke so funny, that all who understand it will die laughing. That is funny on it's own. It goes further by having the British Army try to confiscate it, research it word by word and translate it in German, so that it only kills German speakers. Then use it against the Nazis in World War II. Now part of the joke is meta in that we don't hear the joke in English out loud. Because maybe even the audience isn't safe.

However I often wonder is there such a joke? Would it be worth the risk of death just to see how funny it is? What do you think?

The golden rule of posting things on the net used to be, to do things anonymously. Don't tell people what you look like, where you live and most importantly: don't tell people how old you are. The reason being is that when you eventually get into fights, it would hurt less because neither party would care who was on the other side of the screen. It's just text. You could be arguing with an old man or a little kid for all you know, but because how how childish both sides would get, it wouldn't matter. Anonymity made us all equal in the world. However as the internet became more public, with social media and entertainment sites, that rule was not just broken but disintegrated. It's gone and the only thing keeping some of us from killing each other regardless of age was the age limit for travel depending on which country and the money to go there. Cowardice notwithstanding.

Yet the one thing that never changed, was the fights. People out there knowingly arguing, insulting and downright threatening each other even after knowing the age of each other. Just recently a 21 year old artist who shall remain nameless, belittled a 10 year old kid, on this very site. For making the mistake of posting in the wrong forum category. A common mistake anyone can make. That would have been enough, yet this person in the same post, proceeded to insult said kid, claiming he wasn't skilled at anything. I saw this kid's work, I know potential and hard work when I see it. And while said Artist is no slouch, this kid has the potential to be leagues ahead of this jerk.

That aside, this supposedly mature artist, knew how old the kid was and picked on him anyway. Who really is the child here?

Give @junoeddleman all the support and encouragement he needs. That kid is going places.

In about 2 months it would have been 2 years since the Covid-19 Pandemic had officially started. Many people died, the rest of us, suffered worse fates. From our already waning freedoms stripped with the restrictions, lockdowns and isolation. Much of which, has driven us so crazy that the mere thought of a vaccination offered more fear than comfort. Now, while we managed to slowly bring things to normal, the new solution to this problem is learning to live with this forever existing problem that is the virus is still out there. The term being used called Endemic. Meaning much like it's predecessor SARs, they're telling us that after all the pain and suffering we had to endure, we are mandated to ignore it as though it no longer existed. Is this a victory? I don't fucking think so. Eventually this thing will get licked like every other problem that came before. The world will always keep turning. That is not the issue. The issue is, despite many problems that came before, despite listing them in every database, medical journal and history book, no one will learn from this. I'm not just talking about disease though. Every problem we ever had, war, famine, environmental, you name it. They have been always caused and prolonged by the biggest load of bullshit, from the world's largest manure factory. Someone does something stupid, it backfires spectacularly. Many people focus more on who's fault it is, before solving the problem at hand and when they do try to solve it, the damage is already done. Yet despite every new problem, we act as if it's sonething we never seen before. Babies and kids, have the rightful excuse of being born and little to no knowledge of the world as we know it. What the fuck is the excuse of us adults? We experienced these very problems, under different timelines and different names. Did we learn from them? FUCK NO! Otherwise they'd stop happening. People are already treating this as if it's over already. I'm sorry to say that, you're not just wrong, but you are very stupid. Sooner or later something worse than Covid will come along. It doesn't even have to be a disease, just another foot note of the world's major problems. We'll act shocked, turn against each other and the cycle continues. Alternatively, we could break the cycle and do something new and hope it makes things better, but considering our track record of century long fuck ups, that's not gonna happen anytime soon? Don't believe me? Think I'm taking this harder than it needs to be? Prove me wrong. Break the cycle and actually work to improve this world. I knew how bad this was gonna be before it got bad, I tried warning many and with the exception of a select few, none believed me. Some even to this day are still in denial. These same people will keep acting that way, when the next bad things happen. I have only one thing to say to them: Fuck you. If you're gonna keep ignoring warnings, you have no sympathy from me and at this point you deserve to die from the next thing if Covid hasn't killed you yet. For those that do learn from this even those that hate my guts and vice versa, you have my utmost respect.

Stay safe, have a good day. Stay tuned for more of my works. Most importantly: DO NOT FUCKING FORGET ABOUT THIS!

After watching Squid Game. One thing I liked was that they used Childhood games as their motif. Be it universal games like Tug of War and Red Light Green Light. As well as games more specific to South Korea, like Honeycomb and the titular Squid Game. So I got to thinking why not add some ideas based on other kids games.

In my case, Canadians play universal games like Red Rover and all forms of Tag and Hide and Seek. As well as Canadian specific games like peach basket Basketball and Doughnut Chew.

Let me know what games you think would make good Squid Games. Be it something universal or something specific to your own country.

One thing that often annoys me is the technical terminology for Halloween. For those that don't know, Halloween's long form version is called "All Hallows Eve." I mean on the 30th, you have Mischief and Devils Night. Where you pull pranks or commit serial arson in Detroit respectively. The 31st You have Halloween. A night of Treats and Scares which may or may not increase the supernatural element of the overall world. Yet no one talks about good old November the 1st. Which should technically be called All Hallows Day. Well fuck that. From this point forward, every year I will Celebrate November the 1st until it becomes an official holiday. Hopefully one that let's you all take the day off work/school. I think that if a lot of people get into it, it could happen.

First of all forgive my absence, I was on a long vacation. Second of all, upon returning I've decided to cap off the holiday with some treats.

In the art section we have here a fun game you can print out for this Halloween and the next.

In terms of my music I did two things.

First a Homicide Detective themed horror song:

Lastly a Haunting Song on the Dangers of Trick or Treating:

In all seriousness, I've had fun when I've started this, but I am glad that it's finished. Have a safe and Happy Halloween.

I didn't do much in the past 6 days, but the stuff I did was well worth the wait.

Art:

I thought I'd lighten the mood with a gif comic about an Alien politely asking the farmer to let it in so it can mutilate some cows.

Made my recent CIEIR Badge based on fear.

Made a safety poster for those going out trick or treating this year.

A little idea for those wanting to spice up their Halloween.

A safe way to bob for apples at one of the most darkest times of our lives.

Music:

A tense song based on the horrors underneath.

A dedication to the sole survivors of the Horror Genre

Holy fuck. Not only is Halloween 15 Days away at this point, but I I also achieved level 20. I am literally a third of the way from Level 60. So this alone is an achievement all it's own. At this point I like to thank those I rated and reviewed over the past 20 levels for getting me this far. I'd like to thank my fans, for sticking by me throughout this all. I'd like to thank Tom Fulp and the good people on Newgrounds for putting up with anything they remotely found annoying and frustrating about me. Even those I've gotten into altercations in the past I thank. Your part of it was just as important to my journey as those that support me. May I try my best to continue this journey. Who knows, if I keep at it, I'll probably go all the way.

A half hour ago, A rocket named Blue Origin, funded by Amazon's Jeff Bezos, was launched into space. Among it's passengers, Captain Kirk himself William Shatner. At the behest of Bezos, who was a known Star Trek fan. I've watched a lot of Rocket Launches in my lifetim, but this is the first time I seen one go that fast. Currently, Shatner among other passengers are safely back on the ground. This moment shocks and excites me because I never thought I'd live to see him do the very thing he got famous for enteraining people with.

This was a moment I will never forget witnessing.