Amateur Filmmaker, Author, Cartoonist, Musician and defictionalizer (Finding truth in fiction), mostly here to promote my music to indie developers that need it.
Age 33, Male
Part Time Musician,
High School Graduate/Self Taug
Parts Unknown
Joined on 12/13/20
Posted by CIEIRMusic - May 29th, 2022
I'm debating whether or not to make my own stock sound effects using the tech I used to make my music.
Mostly fantastic and violent sounds. Laser blasts, vehicle sounds, punches, kicks, explosions. Stuff you'd expect to hear in sci-fi movies, anime and the like.
Let me know what you think and more importantly what to suggest.
Posted by CIEIRMusic - May 26th, 2022
Words. That is all. Just kidding. The world gets more fucked up the older I get. Every time it seems like things get good and give us hope something bad happens that makes us drop everything to react and gawk at it. Unless there is literally anything we can do, we would, but we can't despite most local news guilt tripping people and making them feel bad for not doing something they are neither capable of or in a position to do. I say fuck you. If we can't do a thing about it then let us move on and improve our own lives or maybe stop observing what is going on, get off your fat lazy selfish journalistic salary asses and do it yourself. Bad enough you rope adults in this shit, but you're doing this to kids.
On May 24th 21 people in the Robb Elementary School were slaughtered in a mass shooting. 19 students and 2 teacher. The shooter, Salvador Ramos had announced his intention to shoot said school after he shot his grandmother. He has since been fatally shot by local authorities. Now this would normally be the part where a journalist, would come up with some bullshit interpretation to make us sympathize with the shooter. As well as blame such bullshit on media and mental disorders like autism. I am not most journalists. This man killed little kids. Killed two teachers for trying to stop him and nearly killed his grandmother. He can go to Hell. Fuck him and fuck his mother for not seeing it coming.
As the conflict gets worse, everyone is wasting time with meetings that go nowhere. Look you guys kicked Russia out of the UN human rights council it didn't work. You provided aid to Ukraine both soldier and civilian alike and it got intercepted. So needless to say it didn't work. You've literally have proof that Putin has broken world laws and should be placed under arrest for war crimes and genocide. Yet I don't see a single Peacekeeper let alone 100 of them storming the Kremlin and dragging him by his lack of balls to the nearest prison. Either go to war or hire mercs, because this shit is on the losing end and in terms of world armies we are just standing there and doing nothing. Stop making us feel guilty about this shit if you're not doing anything about it you enabling COWARDS!!
Since February 27 a massive Russian Plane owned by Volga-Dnepr, has been grounded due to Canada's ban on Russian Airliners from Canadian Airlines. The owners currently fined $93,000 in parking fees. Since the plane can't leave the airport due to said ban let's hope this fuck up bankrupts Putin's Economy. No money, no army.
@TomFulp is making a playlist looking for upbeat songs that would inspire or go well with games. It can be seen here.
@VariableGR is offering music for whatever the situation calls for from animation to games. Having listened to his music, I can safely say it's an offer you can't refuse. Offer can be seen here.
@PearlHikara is looking for an alternative to Scratch. Any computer geeks out there willing to help can find Pearl here.
It is with great regret to inform you that Ray Liotta is dead. The 67 year old actor famous for playing Henry Hill on the Scorsese classic Goodfellas died in his sleep. Hopefully wherever he is, he's being just as charismatic and entertaining as he was in life and hope to God Pesci isn't next because he stll hasn't answered his question. "Funny how?"
Power Rangers veteran Austin St. John pleads "Not guilty." After being arrested for and accused of Covid-19 related fraud. Austin, who was famous for playing Jason Lee Scott aka the first Red Ranger on Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, is currently out of custody determined to fight this case. I wish you luck Red Ranger, but if the shit turns out to be true, you have single-handidly murdered my childhood.
The Exorcist Franchise is set to be rebooted with the first film coming out on October 2023. On one hand since Blumhouse Studio hasn't steered us wrong with Halloween, I have faith this may succeed where the others failed. On the otherhand since the 2010s - 2020s is all about bashing hit movies, a catholic themed story about a faith strugglong priest trying to save the life of a posessed child may not sit well with the modern world. Still let's just hope it becomes scary enough that no one cares about anything but running out the theater to puke and wet themselves in fear. Much like the original.
-This Space For Rent-
Thanks for reading, if you're feeling generous check out my bandcamp and tip me on Ko-Fi.
Posted by CIEIRMusic - May 26th, 2022
Over the years regardless of whatever topic we are given. It's often the same bullshit that comes with it. "You're with us or against us." "Pick a side or die." "Can't decide, we hate you for thinking." We've literally been conditioned with this crap since childhood and to be honest I want to beat the shit out of every single person that got us started and the idiots that profit off keeping it going. The world is neither black nor white. It's gray. It's not simple, it's complicated and complex. So why do we play by those bullshit rules.
Take my life for example. Everyone goes fucking nuts the second I claim Hiroshima and Nagasaki should be considered Genocide. Claiming that I have no respect for Pearl Harbour or Nanjing and that I HAVE to drop Japan if I consider myself supportive of the Allies of old. Nevermind that at least two members of my families are Allied Soldiers. Nor that despite their justifications those bombs slaughtered civilians and subjected future generations that have fuck all to do with what said Axis soldiers did to a lifetime of illness and deformity. Just because I bring up Hiroshima and Nagasaki does not nean I care less about Pearl Harbour or Nanjing. It means I care enough to hold EVERYONE accountable for the war and let's face it, we may look at the Allies as heroes, but to those that suffered from our "Heroisim" we are the monsters. If you can't accept that and move on then we can't improve this world for the better. Our failure to take responsibility is what caused world damage to begin with. But tgat's just one example.
In Politics you either vote for one side or the other. Ever since I was at legal age to vote in Canada I didn't. Why? Because it doesn't matter. One vote neither affects the majority good or bad. If it did I would have voted out Doug "I smole crack and rob disabled people of their right to live" Ford years ago. But I ramble on. Regardless of the merits each side offers, we also inherit their problems. We vote liberal, we think we're helping the poor and middle class, but we're only helping rich white privlieged Liberals. We vote conservative, we think we're helping the working class, when in actuality we are helping guys like Ford kill the rest of us while he smokes up. As for 3rd and fourth parties I fucking give up promoting them. Why? Because they bever had a chance to fuck things up yet and they never will. They may as well not exist. That being said we been going about this all wrong. Rather than choose the more survivable merits and endure tje downsides, which we all have been doing for centuries. Why not just have one representative of each party come in. They work together and find common ground. They showed they were capable of it when War is on the line. Why not 24/7.
Then you have hot button topics like abortion and Anti-Vax. I'm both Pro-Life and Pro-Choice. I think it's taking a life no matter what, but I won't stand in the way of anyone's rights to have one. Yet both sides seem to be under the impression that one side should dominate the other. Fuck you both on that one. Same with Vax and Anti-Vax. You can't force someone to take a needle. Nor can you force someone not to take a needle. Either learn to live with each other or you're both grounded. I'm not joking. Should be surprised how many grown adults, act like screaming children over this shit.
It's not too late to actually unite the world rather than find more bullshit excuses to keep us divided. Either accept the gray or shut the fuck up.
Posted by CIEIRMusic - May 24th, 2022
Since this is my first Newsletter, it will be somewhat bare-bones. No pictures. No Headers or anything like that. Just a basic structure of what my intention is for this. Aside from just wanting to be another addition to many newsletters out there, I've been looking for a way to not only promote my work more, but to also promote the works of others who are trying to make it in their branches of Entertainment. After seeing how much success I got by being featured in @TheTankTribune many times, I thought it'd be a sign that I should help promote others in a similar way, while also covering certain events. If there is anyone who'd like to be featured in this Newsletter don't hesitate to ask. The only thing I ask in return is you promote my work in return.
As of yesterday, the Death Toll in Ontario's violent Saturday storm has risen to 10 people. The Storm called Dorocho hit many cities such as London, Kitchener-Waterloo, Toronto, Kingston and Ottawa, before moving onto Quebec. Causing major structural damage and power outages all over. Communities, Emergency Services, Electric Companies and Provincial Officials are working on further surveying the damage and rebuilding everything that is dsetroyed.
21 Year Old Russian Army Sergeant Vadim Shyshimarin, who was arrested and tried for fatally shooting a 62 year old unarmed Ukranian Civilian, has been sentenced to life in prison for his crime as of yesterday. Although Ukraine suffers a heavy blow due to Russia's claim of Maripoul, this reporter sincerely hopes that this sliver of justice offers much needed relief and hope.
As of today, 66.4% of the World has been given one dose of the Covid-19 Vaccine, 60.4% of the world is given two doses and 25.1%, has been given an additional booster. If these numbers are accurate, then at least more than half the world is vaccinated while more than a quarter is boosted. However we're not quite out of the woods yet. While things look like they're beginning to die down, two new diseases have cropped up. A resurge of Polio has made a comeback recently around the same times Anti-Vax Organizations have gained leverage over the fear of the Covid Vaccine. Gee I wonder why? As if that's not bad enough, a disease called Monkeypox just got introduced in Canada, although the World Health Organization claims it can be contained. In the words of Michael Corleone, just when we thought we were out, they pull us back in.
@cyangorilla is advertising prints of his works with Free Shipping and a 10% Discount Code, which can be seen here.
@EpithetSoup is Offering Comissions which can be seen here.
@TheMusicalManiac is taking suggestions for more songs to work on. Which can be seen here.
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard continue slinging mud at each other during the defamation suit. Just fucking end it already.
Will Smith is still going down from the Oscar Slap, while Chris Rock continues to rise. I am still not over the fact that this was considered the worst Oscar moment. Not the time when that Native got booed for rejecting Marlon Brando's Oscar for The Godfather. Nor the fact that they still honour Roman "Kid Rapist" Polanski. No a slap in the face is bad.
In the lighter side of the news Junji Ito fans may rejoice as Uzumaki is set to release on October 2022. This reporter cannot wait to see how many WTF Moments they'll get away with from the book. It should be worth the watch if the members of Adult Swim are going so far as going to a Shinto Shrine to pray for good luck.
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Well I hope you enjoy reading that. This piece of news is free, but if you're feeling generous, check out my bandcamp or tip me at Ko-Fi.
Posted by CIEIRMusic - May 23rd, 2022
From this point on whenever that front page thing pops up on my newspost edit page, I'll use it strictly to advertise my work. Mainly so I can spread it through a wider audience. I haven't sold anything yet these past 2 years, but as long as I can get more people interested in it, then I may get more than just mere financial success. Call it my second wind. Without further adieu here's the next bandcamp bundle.
I thought I'd do a bit more mean spirited dark comedy, just to see if I can, chalked with jokes on Political Satire and Celebrity Bullshit. The 4 is a Typo, but screw it, considering the guy is in Hell I consider it a concluding trilogy.
I'm kinda surprised that Bandcamp let me get away with saying Fuck on a title. Lyrics are one thing but a title? Anywho this is about what would happen if a funeral isn't what it seems. Some may like this, some may not.
A Hero Walks Home Tired and Fighting
This is merely a rough experiment, so I don't expect any high praise, but if you like it, more power to you.
Buy them if you can and if you're feeling generous, you can tip me at Ko-Fi, if you don't want to pay money for nothing, then there are lot's of art pictures in my shop section.
Posted by CIEIRMusic - May 23rd, 2022
Bear in mind this is no insult or a means to compete with any major News letters that are on this site. If anything it's inspired by them.
After getting myself featured 5 times so far on @TheTankTribune, found myself fascinated by its structure. From their taglines, to the phonograph, to the artist news and other things, I feel like I should do one myself.
However I don't want to outright rip off their structure. So I ask of you my fans what should I do if I do make my own newsletter. Should it be for various topics, should have have a single theme or I go back and forth? You decide. Thank you.
Posted by CIEIRMusic - May 23rd, 2022
First of all Happy Victoria Day on the official day.
Ok it's one thing to be featured in one issue in @TheTankTribune, it's another to be featured twice in a row.
As you know, I was featured in Last Monday's Tank Tribune as seen here:
https://thetanktribune.newgrounds.com/news/post/1272243
In that case I was promoting my playlist for the now finished:
They featured it in their Artist News Section.
Just today, when I was checking stuff on Newgrounds I get a notification. I was once again featured on the Tank Tribune. Only this time, it was on the Members Choice Section:
They took some of my favourite music, art, movies and games and put them in the 17th Volume of their Member's Choice. Which can be seen here:
Tank Tribune Member's Choice Vol. 17
Needless to say this feature, along with it being posted on Victoria Day, as well as being the second of two features in a row, is nothing short of freak luck at this point. However I wish to thank everyone for this. From the good people at the @TheTankTribune for featuring me once again. I wish to offer my sincere congratulations to everyone else that has been featured, you've earned it. I would also like to thank my fans for helping me get this far. This is worthy of the Corkboard:
So far I have 1 Phonograph, 2 Artist News, 1 Tagline and 1 Member's Choice. I should make a bingo card out of this for kicks. Write down the parts I didn't get featured on yet. That way if I get them at least once I can literally sing "I've Been Everywhere Man."
In all seriousness, though I offer my sincere thanks to everyone. 5 times I've been proven, that I'm going the right direction. 5 times people have shown appreciation for my work, opinion and sense of humour regarding the tagline. All this shows, that for once in my life I made an impact outside my own life and that's worth more than any financial success. I have faith I'll make it there one day so long as I keep the hits coming.
Posted by CIEIRMusic - May 21st, 2022
This has been something that's been bugging me way before I went on Newgrounds. The recent events, being just another chapter of an overall bother.
Over the years I've been on the net. Whether it's Youtube, or formerly twitter or other social medias or even on this site I've ran into the same damn thing over and over again.
Anti-Vaxxers that claim people with Autism are the results of a vaccine side effect.
Commenters, mostly kids, but a lot of immature adults using Autism as a means to insult people. "This guy's autism is showing." "You went full autistic, never go full autistic." Shit like that.
As well as the rare odd few that actually believe that people with autism are either freaks that deserve to die at best or at worst demons from the pits of Hell. I'm not joking.
And the second someone with autism goes to defend themselves, here comes the ridicule.
"It's not you, it's the vaccine talking."
"You're a freak, why are you even here?"
And so on.
So I would like to ask everyone. Ladies, Gentlemen, that technicolor rainbow in between? Why the fuck is Autism so hated?
With Anti-Vaxxers, they could come up with a list of things that are wrong with a vaccine, including but not limited to brain damage. However whenever I ask them how these specifically create Autism, they try to change the subject or double down by insisting it just does. When in fact, they know they'll get in big trouble, if they just flat out admit they hate autistic people. Which they do. I have a message for you. You're not fooling anyone and the more you deny it, the more it makes you look bad. Just admit you hate Autism already and move on. This goes straight to those assholes at Autism Speaks, Jenny McCarthy and any dumb enough to fall for them both. Especially those that think they can cure it. So flu shots and covid shots are bad? Yet a needle full of god knows what kind of narcotics is ok so long as you don't risk any Rain Men/Women? Fuck you.
To those that comment, half of them don't even know what the word means, but keep saying it simply because it pisses those with it off. Gattaca wasn't far off when they said one day you'd be discriminated due to your genetics and mentality, these people are one day gonna be old enough to run the world and make things harder for people with physical or mental disorders simply because THEY don't like them. Either learn about what you're insulting to up your game, or shut the fuck up, because it makes you look like an Asshole.
As if things can't get any worse, the second someone with autism or claiming to be autistic is caught doing something bad, it causes those dumb enough to believe that Autism was the reason they did it, to think all Autistic people are as bad as that person. Take the Sandy Hook thing for example. Thanks to that asshole, everyone who has no clue what the fuck Autism is, looks at us like we are potential child killers.
In my conclusion, I honestly think disoders like Autism are not really disorders, but rather the next step in human evolution. We see the world differently than most people, we find things wrong that most others barely notice and the world does have to change to accommodate us and others of varying disorders. And ultimately that's what people who claim to be by society's standards "Normal" are afraid of. Not us, but change in general. Before the 2000s, we were all conditioned to hate Homosexuals and Transgender people, simply because they were different. Even coming up with excuses to get the masses against them or using them as scapegoats to push back other changes. The Simpsons even called them out on this, with this particular scene: Electric Car. Centuries before that, we were conditioned to hate other races. Even using them as scapegoats. Like a certain German/Austrian Dictator going after a certain chosen people of Israel. Yet while things have begun to quell. Not completely resolved, but quelled to a stable enough level for those demographics. Discrimination against Autism and those with other mental disorders is still on an all time high. We're used as an excuse to stop taking medicine that could save your life. Fucking Polio returned because these fuckers were worried about being Autistic.
So I want to know why. I want to hear from every Ableist, every Anti-Vaxxer, in fact every asshole on this site that's ever picked on an Autistic person, just an answer to one simple question. Why do you hate us?
Posted by CIEIRMusic - May 21st, 2022
This is more theoretical and I welcome anyone with more experience on the subject, but something recently occurred to me. Over the years, I often attributed to food cravings, as nothing more than satisfying a hunger. However, in the recent months I realized something. Regardless of how much each unique body requires to live let alone be healthy, there is one constant that seems to occur. Whether you're fit as a fiddle or extremely overweight, the one thing that never changes is that, when it comes to food, some people just feel like they don't have enough even if they ate an entire feast.
Now there are some reasons for this. In terms of physical hunger, sometimes what we think is hunger may be something else, like a thirst. So odds are, the body is trying to tell us to drink more fluids, but we misinterpret it as "Eat More Food." With the hunger not stopping until you finally get the hint and drink said fluids (Water, Juice, Milk etc.) Other times it's due to a major physical disorder. Be it a high metabolism at best or worse, a genetic disorder such as prader-willi syndrome. In which the sufferer of said disorder cannot tell if they're full even if they stuff themselves with deadly levels of food and drink. Said disorder made popular on CSI, when a man who suffered from said disorder died after being entered into a hot-dog eating contest. However, most of the time, much like drugs, booze and even media, there is often one other reason for this never ending hunger. Addiction.
When we are kids we are often dictated by our parents on what we eat. Mostly based on what they've eaten. That's not to say the parents themselves are at fault, as all they're trying to do is keep their kids alive. However part of that factors into it. As kids we're often told to finish our plate, even if we are full and as a result, whether you've gained weight or not, you're so used to that mentality that you can't stop yourself even if it kills you.
Now like most addictions, these can be helped in many ways. Part of it is because a lot of us like to eat certain things or can't eat anything else due to allergies, general pickiness or in my case a symptom of my autism. As a kid I could never let food touch each other. Nor would I try something that doesn't look appealing to me. In terms of food groups, I was more on the meats, grains and dairy side, than the fruits and veggies. As well as the occasional sugar based snack. Candy bars, cakes and other sweets.
However despite my attempts to curb my eating habits, I've learned that my main problem isn't so much my food choices, but the fact that I often, almost compulsively ate more than I should. It didn't take me long to figure out that was a main cause of my weight gain, but even as I was getting more active and losing weight, I couldn't shake that off. It wasn't until recently I found that if I could suppress my appetite, I could eat less through weaning process. No different than the time we as kids (Unless you were a formula baby.) had to get weaned off breast milk. The idea being that with the appetite suppressed enough, it would allow me to eat less, but rather than suffer malnutrition, I believe that if my body gets used to eating less, it will crave less. Now this kind of thing is dangerous, I'm not gonna lie. However, if one literally has the guts to get through it, it should work. Now I'm not saying you should work your way into eating nothing, because...well you'll die. What I am saying though is find a way to curb your appetite, so that your body would be used to eating less. Could be as simple as eating natural appetite suppressants as dark chocolate, high fibre meals and the like. Or if you're really want to go all the way, I suggest among most things Acaia Fibre, as it keeps you full and actively gets rid of nearly everything toxic in your guts. But I'm sure you'll find ways that will better suit you.
In conclusion, if you hear feel like you need to eat, but your stomach doesn't feel that way, odds are you're not really hungry. Just looking for a fix between meals.
Posted by CIEIRMusic - May 20th, 2022
The Victoria Day Weekend is upon us Canadians and I thought I'd share the celebration with those who live outside Canada. That is if they don't know about it already.
For those that don't know, Victoria Day is the constant changing day in May that is often celebrated on the Monday preceding the 25th. In this case it falls on Monday the 23rd. 23 again seriously? Anywho, the initial Holiday was meant to celebrate the birthday of Queen Victoria. Who was born on May 24. However the day evolved to celebrate Canada's Sovereign. In layman's terms our relationship with the royal family.
The day like many holidays, is often celebrated with fireworks, so I hope my fellow Canadians have theirs stashed.
But this shouldn't just be limited to Canada or the U.K. The Net was designed to unite the world, granted instead it packed us all together in one room and we argue over who's taking more air, but I think the best way to unite said world is to share the things about our parts of it to other parts and vice versa.
So I wish the world a Happy Victoria Day.
