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Posted by CIEIRMusic - January 1st, 2022


I'm BACK!!


First of all I want to wish you all a Happy and Healthy Holiday as well as a Happy New Year. Holy shit. 202FUCKING2!! I am not gonna lie, even without what was going on I didn't think I or the human race for that matter would make it through this far. We are enduring a Pandemic while slowly piecing together our somewhat normal lives. Finding new ways of having fun and re-connecting with loved ones. Doing every thing we can to celebrate the holidays in our own way.


With me, I enjoyed Christmas with my family. Got gifts and witnessed first hand a sign that whatever happens we as a race will be ok. Naturally as a responsible, law abiding adult, I got wasted and had some fun throughout the whole holidays.


My main focuses right now are the following:

  1. Create requested work.
  2. Create more music.
  3. Expand on my Canvas Art.


The third I'm looking forward to the most. I already have some ideas with it in mind.


I also plan to expand more on Light Harmony's lore.


And so far things have gotten better for me and those around me. The good news that my 30 nightmare will be over in a few months. For those that don't know. I turned 30 last year. I even as a joke did a Logan's Run Fanart of it. Now like most people turning a new decade I was nervous. 30 was considered the Hell Period for men. A period of stress, anxiety and slight paranoia of being half of 60. Old injuries crop up, old grudges come back and new bullshit comes along the way.


However that period is months away from being over. Now I only have to worry about when I'm 40.


But ya, stay tuned for new stuff. Happy New Year!!


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 22nd, 2021


The following takes place just after this song was posted:


CIEIRMusic is preparing for the Holidays even throwing a Holiday party for their religion section as an apology for Dark Divide putting them in danger.


S.T. Musician: You guys did great, it's hard taking on multiple roles, but you pulled it off.

Light Harmony: Thanks S.T.

Harmony: I must admit it was fun playing the Devil in a song about Hell Freezing Over. Any word on Dark Divide?

Light: So far no sign of them. Our guys gave themselves and the hostages a drug that fakes flu symptoms, so as far as they're concerned they are still sick.

Harmony: Is that safe?

S.T.: Well one of our guys used to be a Mobile Hospital Doctor. A brilliant and caring one. Why he turned into a black market organ thief is a mystery to me, I guess war really does change people.

Light: It's a good thing he was sincere in his request to reform. I would have hated to donate his organs.

Harmony: I believe in an eye for an eye, but I must admit, I don't know if I'd ever go that far.

S.T.: It rattles me to, but if we're not good on our policies we're no different than those who hurt people for kicks. Excuse me a moment. Father McClane, Imam Ali, Rabbi Kaminsky nice to see you three.

Father McClane: Top of the Morning to You My Child.

Imam Ali: As-Salam-u-Alaikum S.T.

Rabbi Kaminsky: Shalom S.T. Hope you're doing well?

S.T: Doing fine, just fine. Nice to see you three getting along, when you came to my door you were pretty much bickering like the religious equivalent to the Three Stooges. Now look at you, having a drink and a laugh between you three.

Father McClane: Well not gonna lie, anywhere else and we'd go medieval on each other. But when you three told us to focus on the similarities, we started to communicate better.

Imam Ali: Ya, we found common ground on favourite foods and celebrities and we've been doing some digging. There have been many passages in our respective texts that seem to link us together.

Rabbi Kaminsky: Ya. We still disagree on many things, but we give the floor to each other. Now if you'll excuse us, Father McClane and I are heading to the bar. I'd invite you, but I respect your beliefs. Besides even if Muhammad didn't forbid it, you'd probably be a lightweight.

Imam Ali: Oh no, I'm not leaving you two alone without a designated driver. There won't be any funny business related to a Priest and A Rabbi walking into a bar.

S.T.: Well I'll leave you to it. It was nice seeing you again.


They leave and S.T. rejoins Light Harmony.


Light: Kinda ironic a Pagan managed to get three Abrahamics to get along.

Harmony: Centuries ago they would have burned you at the stake for even suggesting it.

S.T.: I know right? I'm off to put our album in Bandcamp so you two have some fun.

Light: Ok then, we hope this year would be the best.

Harmony: Of course it will be. Whether it's a stubborn pandemic or the lingering threat of psychopaths, nothing can stop us from having a good time on Christmas.


One Hell of a Winter is Now Available on Bandcamp:

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One Hell of A Winter


5 Songs as well as a bonus track. An instrumental of one of them. After my Christmas Album, I thought to do a seperate album regarding the winter season in general. From the harshness of the weather, to the wonders of the people that have fun in it. Not to mention the hypothetical scenario of what would happen if the phrase "When Hell Freezes Over." becomes literal.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 22nd, 2021


Don't worry. I may still comment every now and then, but I won't be reviewing or posting music until the Hollidays have come and went.


I will like to take the time to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, A Happy and Healthy New Year and most importantly Happy Holidays.


Although I should wish you all to be safe especially as the Omicron variant cases continue to rise, but fuck that. Be safe, but do not let this fucking Pandemic, this fucking virus and any and all responsible for fucking your lives over, from ruining your right to have fun and enjoy the holidays. Fully Vaccinated and know anyone fully Vaccinated that you wish to hang out with? Hang. Want to go sight seeing, go and wear a mask. Travel outside the country for vacation? Don't. Instead bring the paradise you wish to have to you. Whether' it's a heat lamp to imitate a sun tan or relaxing music from a tropical paradise or to the adults out there booze. Lot's and lot's of booze. Which is especially safer at home, because Covid stuff aside, you'd be surprised how many people are at risk for Hep A and B due to not only the local water, but the ice cubes from said local water. Wanted to go to Jamaica? Roll a joint and play some Marley. Bob, Ziggy, Damien, whatever floats your boat. Point being, have fun. Now I have just two more things I need to do before I officially take my break. I won't say which, but you will see soon. Other than that Happy Holidays.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 21st, 2021


Don't worry, unlike my last rant, this one is a little more light hearted. One of the biggest things I ever hated about the entertainment business is censorship. I've hated it ever since I was a kid. But the thing I hate the most is the obvious shit they do that sticks out like sore thumbs.


That being said, why? Because you're afraid kids would see it and recreate the violence and cursing among most things? Granted you do have a point. For as long as kids have access to a TV they are always, by accident or incident stumble upon entertainment they aren't old enough to see. However unless they can't tell fiction from reality, I seriously doubt that happens. However the thing that irks me the most about it are the ways they do it.


There used to be 4 kinds of Censorship, but now there are only three.


  1. Bleep Censorship. Probably the most debated one of them all. When you're a kid and you hear an electric beeping sound coming from a human being when they talk, you think nothing of it. As you grow up, you realize that the beep is meant to cover up any swearing and the longer one swears in the show, the longer the beep lasts. Now this one doesn't bother me as much as the others, because over the years, many both for and against censorship have often tried to make the most out of beeps. Replacing the sound with a different effect in an effort to make it sound funny being a prominent example. This was made famous by two things I saw growing up. Super Dave Osborne and Christian Slater's Kuffs. In Super Dave, the titular censor sound whenever he swore on his own show or Bizarre was that of either a squeaky toy or a car horn. The latter of which was lampshaded in his famous Car Crusher stunt as the car horn itself blocking his lungs. The scene in Kuffs being much more funny. This was back when PG-13 was still relatively new and one of the major rules of the game was that you are only allowed one time in your movie to say "Fuck.", but there are loopholes. If it's beeped out or distorted in a way so naturally, they managed to get away with saying fuck leading to one of the most hilarious scenes in movie history. Even shows like South Park have used the beep for better comedy. In terms of censorship as a whole. This is tame.
  2. Self Censorship. I am so so on this, one. Self Censorship is where a movie maker does their own censorship, by filming scenes that are meant to be posted on Television. On one hand the same people who do them, are against censorship themselves making it look hypocritical. On the other hand if anyone is gonna censor their work, it may as well be them and they did manage to create memorable moments regarding that. Three on the top of my head: A. Superman II. Now this one is a roller coaster because censorship was the least of their problems. Considering that there was a battle for creative control between Richard Donner (Rest in Piece), Richard Lester and The Salkind family who had the movie rights to Superman at the time. But in terms of censorship that was a real doozy. In both the Lester theatrical cut and the Richard Donner Cut of the movie, it's been pretty much established that Superman killed, Zod, Ursa and Non after rendering them powerless. With the Lester cut implying for trying to betray him. Superman left Lex to freeze in the arctic. The Donner cut going so far as showing, Superman burn down the Fortress of Solitude with his heat vision, presumably with Lex still inside. Of course it got kind of omitted when Superman, using his Earth Reversal technique goes back in time and makes sure the Phantom Zone doesn't break, freeing the trio. However even that wasn't enough. Because their demise was shown being thrown into a bottomless pit, it could be argued that they survived the fall. So the TV version had an additional scene, where the trio and Lex are arrested by the RCMP. B. Ghostbusters. Oh my God. Normally when you have to censor your own work, you often do it half-assed like to mess with the producers. But when you have geniuses like Harold Ramis and Dan Aykroyd writing, even their censor stuff is comedy gold. Case in point the mayor scene for context. This is the original line. Ray: Everything was fine with our system until the power was shut off by Dickless here. Peck: They caused an explosion. Mayor: Is this true? Peter: Yes it's true. This man has no dick. And here's what they wrote for TV. Ray: Everything was fine with our system until the power was shut off by Wally Wick here. Peck: They caused an explosion. Mayor: Is this true? Peter: It's true your honor, the man is some kind of rodent I don't know which. While I like the "Dickless" line better, not gonna lie, I laughed my ass off when I first saw this. Now the third example I'll save for the last category, because it's kind of a hybrid between this and the last. However I can tell you this. This is one of the kinder examples. However it's not used anymore so it may as well be dead.
  3. Edit Censorship. Probably the second most hated form of Censorship known to the human race. Mainly because like it's counterpart Beep Censorship, it comes in many forms. The first form is just simple sound edit. This is the less bothersome of the them because all they do is simply mute it every time someone says an R rated swear. The second form is using blockers for visual offences You all seen them. A black bar or a blur of pixels covering up parts that no one should see. Now that is fine and good for live TV as anything can happen, but sometimes, they kinda screw up in funny ways. My favourite example, would be when I watched Fright Night on AMC. This was the first time I watched the movie beginning to end and while AMC never disappoints on the blood and gore they still have a long way to go to make people comfortable about censorship. What do I mean by that? Now bare in mind I had to find this scene after for context, but here's what happened. In the movie, Jerry turns Charley's Girlfriend Amy into a vampire. Taking a cue from Bram Stoker, female vampires become more endowed when they are turned. Which is used to lure in male victims for the kill. In layman's terms, their tits and ass get bigger after a vampire turns them. Amy was no exception. For they went as far as making a prosthetic set of her actress' breasts so they could make it as realistically big as possible. However the main issue, that prevented this movie from ever being shown on public television was that at the time Amy was wearing a see through outfit. Meaning that to put it plainly no matter how fake they were, you could see her nipples. Now you gotta give AMC points for this, because even if that wasn't their intention their way of getting passed this was probably the most funny way imaginable. They didn't simply just blur her or even cut the scene out entirely. Using amateur photoshop techniques, they brought out the colour of her dress more, making it less see-through which did cover the nipples up. However the result made it unintentionally more sex appealing. Because the colour was brought out more, mixed with the blur it made Amy's tits look so big that they were stretching out the fabirc. Goes to show, that even my big picture theory in my previous rant applies to even something as simple as censorship in movies and television. Then there's the third version of Edit Censorship. One worthy of the name. Now, it's common practice for TV to edit movies. Not just for censorship, but also to save time as well as work around the scheduled commercials. However what sucks about it for any reason, it often cuts off the best parts. My favourite example, being Jaws the Revenge. In the original movie, the Shark met it's end when Ellen and Michael work together. He uses an electric device to make it surface and Ellen impales the shark on the bow of the ship. But because the shot was too gory, they edited heavily by making the shark explode the second the tip hit it. That's just a minor example. In horror and action movies, we don't even see what kills someone and rarely see the hero's/heroine's reaction to it. They just cut it out and move on. It seems though is I'm not the only one that hates this kind of Censorship. Long before Fox was owned by Disney, there was a little show called MadTV. A sketch comedy show based on the popular Mad Magazine. They had a sketch based on the hit TV show The Sopranos. The main punchline of the joke is that it was shown on the Pax Network. A fundamentalist Christian TV Channel that heavily censors their stuff. So naturally a 50 minute show like Sopranos. Which is full of violence, coarse language, sexuality and so on, would only be on for a few minutes. But don't take my word for it. See for yourself. However the worst is yet to come.
  4. Dub censorship. My most hated one of all. Dub Censorship is where rather than beep it or replace with an altered scene or even muting it out. They dub any swear word or slur with a different, less offensive word. The key examples being replacing "Fuck" with "Screw". Censoring is bad enough but what they use for the dubs is worse. Most of the time in order to keep us watching they would use stock words used by the actor talking at the time. Other times, the censors themselves dub over it. Not even using a convincing enough voice and it throws people out of the initial immersion of it. The most hilariously bad example "Die Hard 2: Die Harder" In the end McClane causes a fuel leak on a terrorist's airplane, creating a line of gas and allowing John to blow it up with his Zippo. Now as we all know, the original line was "Yippee Kie Yay Motherfucker." However when I first saw this on TBS they changed it to "Yippee KIe Yay Mr. Falcon." Now that I'm older and hear the line again, I know that's not Bruce Willis and since then people have made fun of it in many ways, from that shitty Alvin movie having Alvin replace it with "Mammacita" to Donald fucking Duck himself saying the Falcon version in the new Duck Tales. Even Bruce Willis himself had his own when he was in a fist fight with Stephen Colbert. To this day I had no fucking clue who Mr. Falcon was, it wasn't the main bad guys. It's not on the side of the Airplane blown up. So WHO!!? However that one is peanuts compared to the example I will now say. A hybrid between this and the Self Censorship one. The Big Lebowski. Now you gotta give the Cohen Brothers some credit. Like many other genius writers, they knew ahead of time that Big Lebowski was gonna be censored 8 ways from sunday. So to beat them at their own game, they had John Goodman, Jeff Bridges and the other cast members not just dub their own censored swearing, but dub it with as many nonsensical words as they can. The most prominent being when Goodman's character Walter smashes up a car he thinks belonged to a kid that stole the ransom money they had in their own car. The original line is "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass." The censored lines? The legendary "Find a Stranger In The Alps" Followed by in the same scene "Feed a stoner scrambled eggs." It's one thing to censor dub something it's another when the dubs you use, make a crazy character look even crazier.


So in conclusion, with the exception of certain things that should be censored at all cost, (You know what they are and you know who likes that shit.) censorship is a huge crock of shit. If you don't want your kids watching stuff you think is gonna scar them or have them imitate it, there are simple rules to follow:

  1. Change the Channel or shut it off. You have parental control you lazy fucks. Use it. Half the problem isn't the TV itself it's you expecting it to be their babysitter. If you take offence to this, then you proved me right.
  2. Find Mister Rogers Neighborhood. There's episodes on the differences between fiction and reality that are filmed in a way that educates both kids and adults on it, without them feeling stupid about them. One particular episode being when Fred had to step in when he heard some kids tried to fly like Superman.
  3. Read the first 2 rules.


Now if this goes unheeded and people insist on censorship Even doubling down on Dub Censorship at least do it right. Hire the actors if they are still alive or a very good sound alike and use words that would fit in with characters they play. Case in point Pulp Fiction. This is how I would do Jules killing Brett.

Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Juiles: What country are you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: Do they speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: English Melon Farmer do you speak it!?

Brett: Yes!!

Jules: Then describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like?

Brett: What?

Jules: SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN!! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER TRUCKER!!! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOSH DARN TIME!!

Brett: He's black.

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's Bald.

Jules: Does he look like a fish?

Brett: WHAT!?

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A FISH!!!

Brett: No.

Jules: Then why you trying to catch him like a fish?

Brett: I didn'...

Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, you tried to catch him. But Marsellus Wallace don't like to be caught by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.

*THE FOLLOWING SCENE HAS BEEN EDITED OUT SO THAT BOTH CHRISTIANS AND NON-CHRISTIANS* (Let's face it, as more things are considered offensive SLJ would get as much flack for quoting the bible as he does for well everything else.)


Point being, use words that would make sense for characters to use if they're being censored. It won't ruin the immersion. Other than that I only have one thing to say to every Network Censor in the world. FUCK YOU.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 21st, 2021


Welcome to my very first Choose Your Own Adventure. In this case, you are calling a hotline set up by the Gozer Worshippers in Ghostbusters. The object of the game is to not trigger the many bad endings.


Welcome to the Gozarian Hotline, where we have the answer to all things Gozer. If you wish to talk to Gozer, Press 1. If you wish to have a rendezvous with Zuul The Gatekeeper, Press 2. If you want to talk about the wanton destruction of everything you hold dear. Press 3 for VInz Clortho The Keymaster. If you wish to talk to Ivo Shandor, hang up the phone right now.


Which one shall you choose. 1 2 3 or Hang Up?


If you Press 1. Refer to the section Marked "Press 1"

If you Press 2. Refer to the section Marked "Press 2"

If you Press 3. Refer to the section Marked "Press 3"


Press 1:


You have pressed 1. Please Hold while we cue up Gozer's automated message. "Are you a God?"


If you're a God Press 1 for yes. If you are not a God Press 2 for no.


If you Press 1. Refer to the section Marked "Press 1A"

If you Press 2. Refer to the section Marked "Press 2A"


Press 1A:

You have pressed 1 again. Thank you for acknowledging your status as a deity. Gozer only respects the Divine. You have been chosen to select a chosen form for the destructor.


If you wish for a large and moving Torg Press 1. If you wish for a Giant Sloar. Press 2. We highly reccomend this one for a lifetime supply of mood slime to go with the deal. If you wish for the Stay Puft.....good god......Marshmallow Man, press 3. Then jump off the nearest building so people like you can't choose forms like that again. Turning the great destructor into a giant piece of candy. What the Hell?


If you Press 1. Refer to the section Marked "Press 1B"

If you Press 2. Refer to the section Marked "Press 2B"

If you Press 3. Refer to the section Marked "Press 3A"


Press 1B:

You have Pressed 1. Your world is now being destroyed by a large and moving Torg. Kiss your loved ones good bye and prepare for the end. Or you can go back to the main menu and try again. GAME OVER!!!


Press 1 C:

You have pressed 1 For yes. Well what are you waiting for VInz? The Gatekeeper awaits. GAME OVER!!!


Press 2:

You have pressed 2. Please Hold while we cue up Zuul's automated Message. "Are you the Keymaster?"


For yes. Press 1. For no. Press 2. If you a friend or relative to the Keymaster. Press 3.


If you Press 1. Refer to the section Marked "Press 1C"

If you Press 2. Refer to the section Marked "Press 2C"

If you Press 3. Refer to the section Marked "Press 3B"


Press 2A:

You have pressed 2 for No. Then DIE!!! GAME OVER!!!


Press 2B:

You have pressed 2 for Giant Slor. Many Shuvs and Zuls knew what it was to in the depths of the Slor I can tell you. I'm sure you will too. Enjoy your abundance of mood slime. Who knows, you might be able to positively charge it in time and have advantage. If not for the fact that you only have minutes to live. GAME OVER!!!


Press 2C:

You have pressed 2 For No. Go back to the main menu and start again.


Press 3:

You have pressed 3 Please Hold while we cue up Vinz Clortho's automated message. "Are you the Gatekeeper?"


Press 3 A:

You have pressed 3 for Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Thanks to you 4 Subcreatures from the News of York have sent Gozer, Zuul and VInz Clortho back to their place of origin or the nearest convenient parallel dimension. You saved New York and The World. THE END!!!


Press 3B:

You have pressed 3. Stating you are a friend or a relative, of the Keymaster. You clearly want the body Zuul is currently inhabiting and she doesn't mind a little action before doing her part in destroying the world. Consider this a bittersweet ending. GAME OVER!!


Bounus Content:

If you chosen Ivo Shandor. Please hang up and dial again. If you see him however tell him Gozer's got a message for him. "Next time I see you I will rip you in half for the charlatan subcreature you are!!" GAME OVER!!


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 20th, 2021


Christmas being 5 days away. More jokes.


Jesus Christ walks into a motel. He hands the Inkeeper three nails and asks "Can you put me up for the night?"


Santa walks into a bar sees one of his toymaking elves hitting the candy cane vodka shot by shot. He looks at him and says "Hey, if you keep drinking that you'll be spewing red white and green." The Elf looks back at him, barely recognizing the jolly fat guy. He says "Mind your damn business you fat....taller elf."


Santa makes his list and checks it twice. He notices Mrs. Claus is on the naughty list. He yells for her to come over. He says "There must be some mistake. You're one of the kindest people I know and there are at least a billion kids way naughtier than you. How could this have happened." Mrs. Claus giggles sounding a little guilty. "Well remember when you went on strike? While you were gone I had an entire orgy of holiday friends. The tooth fairy, she's a biter. The Easter Bunny. An entire definition of speed sex. Father time. That was weird, he kept slowing down and speeding things u-" "I get the picture. Why though?" Santa asked. She looked at him and said "Well tough guy? How come you're not on the list. I saw what you two did on the sleigh. Poor Rudolph had a front row seat." Santa takes one look at her and takes out an eraser. Erasing her name and putting it on the Nice section. In the brackets (Touche).


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 20th, 2021


This is kind of a rant but not. Over the years, I've often noticed a lot of things that could be suspected of what fucked up the world. Be it the major three like War, Famine and Disease or minor stuff such as people arguing over what words are considered appropriate or "PC" as some people would call it. What if I were to tell you, that the reason why is that it's your fault.


Now, before you all respond and act offended, wondering what I mean? First things first. When I say "you", I do not mean a certain group. Not a race, not a sex, not an orientation, not a religion or lack there of. No, nothing or no one specific. The "You" I'm referring too, is the human race.


Now, before you get on your keyboards saying "Well duh, we pollute, we kill, we starve others and we create new diseases.", that is not what I am talking about, but merely a small part of it.


For as long as we can all remember being on this Earth, regardless of how much we claim to care. We figuratively and literally never had a single care for the world or each other. We would go green, yet despite the fines we'd still be tempted to throw garbage on the ground instead of in the trash. We'd try to improve our health, but still drink from either badly treated Tap Water or "Pure" bottle stuff that has traces of plastic in it. We claim to be for our fellow humans, but given the chance we would stab them in the back. Don't you fucking deny it. Even something as simple as saying a few words, to someone can affect them better or worse.


However, the biggest issue regarding all the worlds problems, we been going about it all wrong regarding the solutions. Mainly because we've been blaming the wrong thing.


Whether it's war, pollution, disease, famine, the solution to the problem has often always been to do something big enough that it would help reduce that. Creating Recycle plants to better sort our trash. Start missionary and other groups that help the poor and hungry in huge doses all over the fucking world. However there's often always a major problem with this. The actions create a bigger footprint in an attempt at stomping out the smaller one.


11% of all gathered materials at any recycling plants do not get reused and recycled. They get incinerated. Burned and converted to CO1 and CO2 respectively. Creating an even bigger carbon footprint than simply burning coal. Now that is saying something.


Mission trips. Noble as one's cause is, they have a multitude of problems.


First off, they claim their intention is to bring food and medical supplies. When in fact, even the nicer Mormons are guilty of this too. The bulk of them don't just give them the supplies these people desperately need, they dangle it in front of their heads and say "You can have this if you read our views on God." Newsflash assholes, many of the people you try to help, have their own religion, they have their own respective deities to worship and forcing them to renounce their faith in exchange for the shit they need to survive? That's more Satan's work than God's. Now let's say for the sake of argument, that not all these groups do this. It is true some, whether they're backed by an organized religion or not, do get down to business and feed and patch up those that need it. They put themselves, the people they've "Helped" and their families back home in various dangers.


If the commercials of these places are anything to go by. The water's poisoned, the ground is soiled and many men women and children are living in poverty starving and nursing both easily curable diseases as well as the not so easy, but still treatable ones. Aids and Ebola being the big ones. Now with Covid out there, the risks have never been any fucking higher. Even if your intentions were pure on your mission, you're doing more harm than good to these people and yourself based on that alone. But that's just a small part.


The next part of why a Mission Trip can be disastrous are two words. Flora and Fauna. For starters, many of these places, have a lot of wild life and wild vegetation. Part of why it's so hard for these people to get food, is because they fear accidentally eating a poisoned plant, or getting attacked by animals they kill for meat. If there are any animals there that is. Not to mention the various high venomous bugs and reptiles that creep around those places. The other part, is the flora and fauna you bring with you. You have to be extremely careful what if any plants and animals you bring with you, in hopes they feed someone. Even something simple as say introducing an american Apple in a mostly African foliage could cause huge long term damaged to an already fragile ecosystem. Even something as small as a seed, could cause major disasters. Which brings me to a point you'll hear soon.


The last and worst part of Mission Trips, is that their scams. I'm sorry, but they are. Who are you fooling here. You claim to be people of God, but you're a den of fucking thieves. One of the biggest ones I am completely against is Christian Children's Fund. Now known as ChildFund. If there was a major example at how blatantly obvious the scam was, it would be in this. Back when they were called Christian Children's Fund, they would always show what I like to call Dissonant Serenity Commercials. Every Christmas, they'd often air a huge example of that, by playing "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" By John Lennon. A song that was meant to bring about peace, being used to guilt trip us with a video montage of those starving and sick. Before they just used a narrator, the spokesperson at the time, would often show up, in nice clean clothes to state the intentions of this "Charity." And I don't mean, clean in comparison to what's going on in the country he's in. Clean as in they looked like they came off the dryer and he looks like he's wearing a heavy layer of TV makeup. I would not be surprised if the kids they showed were just child actors dressed up to look dirty and impoverished. Basically what I'm saying is that your "Donations" are going to their market budget, not the hands of those that need it. Otherwise at least some of their problems would have been solved. Don't believe me? Just because I don't support this group, doesn't mean there aren't millions of idiots moved by the guilt trip commercial. A monthly donation may seem small to the individual, but with so many people doing it. That's at worst hundred thousand dollars and at best hundred million a month. More than enough to feed these people or at the very least make their land more sustainable so they can feed themselves. Don't believe me: Check out what my Discography is worth on my bandcamp. Over $336 Dollars, for my entire discography on my bandcamp. If one person, bought it monthly it'd just be extra cash in my pocket. If say 10 bought my full discography weekly. I'd be set for life. Just on those 10 people alone. If hundreds did daily, there'd be more than I could even be able to spend.


But I ramble on. What does mission scams, bandcamp comparisons and recycling farces have to do with figuring out why uncaring humans fucked this world up beyond all recognition?


Ok. The biggest problem with each of these solutions is that in a bid to go big picture, people screw it up and cause more damage knowingly and unknowingly. We all were thinking too big for our britches, when we should have thought small. The smallest actions are what wrecked this world, then the smallest actions are what are gonna save it.


For example, bringing back the bandcamp comparison. Much of why my discography is worth that much, is because with the exception of a select few, I charge as low as I can with them. I do this because I'm not stupid. I know the people I try to make the music for. Like say Youtubers, Game Makers and Independent Filmmakers need for their background, not all of them are made of money. Some of them are too young to even spend their allowance on it. While others as I've once mentioned before, would rather download from here, than go to my bandcamp to pay for it. I've made peace with that, but I won't give up plugging it. Anywho, point being is, no matter the quality of my work I try to make it affordable because I believe that if one is given somewhat of a hand to help out another, it could benefit both parties. I give them music, they advertise for me and I in turn advertise their work for those interested. Small actions, that lead to bigger things. Individual tracks are often $1 - $2 and albums range around $3 - $8. save for a select few. Because I made so many songs, it accumulated into that price in said discography.


In terms of what I mentioned before. Regarding both Mission Trips and Recycling. That applies too. The solution regarding recycling is small and simple. Ditch the incinerator and think about what else to do with the materials you can't recycle. Turn that 11% into a Zero. Other than that, find other things you can use with your recycling which would be useful for you. Any plastic jar, metal can or glass container could be used as your piggy bank. Point being, it would reduce the amount of trips the trucks would have to make the less you have in those bins. Properly sorted of course. Probably the smallest simplest things no one would think of because they don't see life as that simple. Literally follow the rules to the letter of "Reduce, Reuse and Recycle".


The solution involving mission trips. Even simpler.

  1. Do NOT join a religious based one, even if they happen to be your religion, they'll make you look bad.
  2. If need be, start one yourself, register as an official charity and only hire volunteers you'd know and trust. Part of why these mission trips fail is often you have no one to bounce off of, which would allow you to immerse yourself in the scam world and take a piece of the pie.
  3. Learn the following subjects: Language, Medicine, Biology, Chemistry, Agriculture, Hunting (For food and protection), Self Defence, Zooology. You never know where they're gonna stick you, but the point being is always be prepared.
  4. Talk to the people. It's better to understand what's going on if they explain it to you more.
  5. Study the lay of the land and it's local flora and fauna. The former so you could probably find spots even the locals haven't thought of. The latter, so that when you do find the right spot to grow a small crop, keep it as far away from any poison plants you know. Otherwise you'd go from Missionary to Murderer.
  6. Be honest about your mission. If you're just here to force your views on them or scam them as much as your donors , they have a right to know how stupid you think they are.
  7. Bring books in both English and their language if they have said books available. By books I mean anything from famous literature to keep them entertained, to books on the basic tasks one needs to survive and maintain a home. I think part of the reason other than scamming these people disgust me, is because even if they are legit they don't do anything, but hand them the supplies and say "Here you go, go nuts." For all you know, they could be eating the medicine thinking it's food and trying to inject themselves with a foot long hot dog. Bad joke aside, it is a serious matter that these people at the very least know what you're giving them and what it's for.
  8. Most importantly. Start small. Look for the smaller problems first, then work your way to the big one. Case in point, many of these countries just want the basic necessities. Food, Shelter and Medicine. Start with those first. Fix their homes, find them enough space to start a grocery farm and a small pharmacy.


Now those are just two of many many problems in the world. However it applies to others as well. When you start small, it helps you iron out the finer details, both for long term and short term goals. In the end, what seemed small in the beginning may eventually blossom into something bigger. Could be something simple like saying finding empty liquor bottles to fund supplying a potential booze supply for a future party. Or something big as your first dollar leading you to riches. The only ones that complicate things are you for overthinking it and those in charge trying to make it difficult for the rest of us to live.


And before anyone asks, no these problems, do not apply to one race, one sex, one religion or one orientation. So don't fucking start and I'll tell you why? While it is true, that because Caucasians, specifically the British and Europeans, pretty much dominated most of the world, forcing Christianity on the Natives, forcing Gays into Conversion Camps, Enslavement and overall forcing everyone else to convert or die. I do not think things would change if another race, sex, orientation or religion was the predominant in place. Human beings in general are the problem, not just "Certain" ones. Any mention of most if it being one demographic's fault is completely asinine, unless you yourself are willing to prove it by doing better. Which a lot of these slacktivists would rather sit and complain rather than actually do something. In my case, I just try to figure things out and do my part to invoke them.


Hopefully people listen to this one more often.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 19th, 2021


With Christmas 6 Days away, I thought I'd do a few more Christmas Jokes.


The Bachelor's 12 Days of Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me....Nothing.


The Stalker's 12 Days of Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me.

12, Letters warning me not to harass her.

11, Phone calls from her angry boyfirend.

10, Rocks thrown in my windows.

9, Requests to seek professional help.

8, fists to the face from her father.

7, slaps from her mother.

6, kicks to the crotch from her older brother.

5, cops at my house.

4, restraining me.

3, reading me my rights.

2, pairs of shackles on me.

And 1 Restraining order from the judge.


And of course for the sake of Nostalgia:

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg.

Batmobile Lost it's wheel and The Joker got away.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 14th, 2021


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I've been getting a lot of 123s lately.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 14th, 2021


Ever heard of a language called "Ubbi Dubbi" it started out as a fictional language in a kid show called Zoom.


I first heard the language on The Big Bang Theory. The idea being that it's English Words, with a lot of B sounds in them. For example:


Ubi wubent tubo thube stuborube ubonube dubay. Thubey wuberube uboubut ubof mubilk.


Which means: I went to the store one day. They were out of milk.


You all should have fun with that.


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