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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 21st, 2021


Welcome to my very first Choose Your Own Adventure. In this case, you are calling a hotline set up by the Gozer Worshippers in Ghostbusters. The object of the game is to not trigger the many bad endings.


Welcome to the Gozarian Hotline, where we have the answer to all things Gozer. If you wish to talk to Gozer, Press 1. If you wish to have a rendezvous with Zuul The Gatekeeper, Press 2. If you want to talk about the wanton destruction of everything you hold dear. Press 3 for VInz Clortho The Keymaster. If you wish to talk to Ivo Shandor, hang up the phone right now.


Which one shall you choose. 1 2 3 or Hang Up?


If you Press 1. Refer to the section Marked "Press 1"

If you Press 2. Refer to the section Marked "Press 2"

If you Press 3. Refer to the section Marked "Press 3"


Press 1:


You have pressed 1. Please Hold while we cue up Gozer's automated message. "Are you a God?"


If you're a God Press 1 for yes. If you are not a God Press 2 for no.


If you Press 1. Refer to the section Marked "Press 1A"

If you Press 2. Refer to the section Marked "Press 2A"


Press 1A:

You have pressed 1 again. Thank you for acknowledging your status as a deity. Gozer only respects the Divine. You have been chosen to select a chosen form for the destructor.


If you wish for a large and moving Torg Press 1. If you wish for a Giant Sloar. Press 2. We highly reccomend this one for a lifetime supply of mood slime to go with the deal. If you wish for the Stay Puft.....good god......Marshmallow Man, press 3. Then jump off the nearest building so people like you can't choose forms like that again. Turning the great destructor into a giant piece of candy. What the Hell?


If you Press 1. Refer to the section Marked "Press 1B"

If you Press 2. Refer to the section Marked "Press 2B"

If you Press 3. Refer to the section Marked "Press 3A"


Press 1B:

You have Pressed 1. Your world is now being destroyed by a large and moving Torg. Kiss your loved ones good bye and prepare for the end. Or you can go back to the main menu and try again. GAME OVER!!!


Press 1 C:

You have pressed 1 For yes. Well what are you waiting for VInz? The Gatekeeper awaits. GAME OVER!!!


Press 2:

You have pressed 2. Please Hold while we cue up Zuul's automated Message. "Are you the Keymaster?"


For yes. Press 1. For no. Press 2. If you a friend or relative to the Keymaster. Press 3.


If you Press 1. Refer to the section Marked "Press 1C"

If you Press 2. Refer to the section Marked "Press 2C"

If you Press 3. Refer to the section Marked "Press 3B"


Press 2A:

You have pressed 2 for No. Then DIE!!! GAME OVER!!!


Press 2B:

You have pressed 2 for Giant Slor. Many Shuvs and Zuls knew what it was to in the depths of the Slor I can tell you. I'm sure you will too. Enjoy your abundance of mood slime. Who knows, you might be able to positively charge it in time and have advantage. If not for the fact that you only have minutes to live. GAME OVER!!!


Press 2C:

You have pressed 2 For No. Go back to the main menu and start again.


Press 3:

You have pressed 3 Please Hold while we cue up Vinz Clortho's automated message. "Are you the Gatekeeper?"


Press 3 A:

You have pressed 3 for Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Thanks to you 4 Subcreatures from the News of York have sent Gozer, Zuul and VInz Clortho back to their place of origin or the nearest convenient parallel dimension. You saved New York and The World. THE END!!!


Press 3B:

You have pressed 3. Stating you are a friend or a relative, of the Keymaster. You clearly want the body Zuul is currently inhabiting and she doesn't mind a little action before doing her part in destroying the world. Consider this a bittersweet ending. GAME OVER!!


Bounus Content:

If you chosen Ivo Shandor. Please hang up and dial again. If you see him however tell him Gozer's got a message for him. "Next time I see you I will rip you in half for the charlatan subcreature you are!!" GAME OVER!!


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 20th, 2021


Christmas being 5 days away. More jokes.


Jesus Christ walks into a motel. He hands the Inkeeper three nails and asks "Can you put me up for the night?"


Santa walks into a bar sees one of his toymaking elves hitting the candy cane vodka shot by shot. He looks at him and says "Hey, if you keep drinking that you'll be spewing red white and green." The Elf looks back at him, barely recognizing the jolly fat guy. He says "Mind your damn business you fat....taller elf."


Santa makes his list and checks it twice. He notices Mrs. Claus is on the naughty list. He yells for her to come over. He says "There must be some mistake. You're one of the kindest people I know and there are at least a billion kids way naughtier than you. How could this have happened." Mrs. Claus giggles sounding a little guilty. "Well remember when you went on strike? While you were gone I had an entire orgy of holiday friends. The tooth fairy, she's a biter. The Easter Bunny. An entire definition of speed sex. Father time. That was weird, he kept slowing down and speeding things u-" "I get the picture. Why though?" Santa asked. She looked at him and said "Well tough guy? How come you're not on the list. I saw what you two did on the sleigh. Poor Rudolph had a front row seat." Santa takes one look at her and takes out an eraser. Erasing her name and putting it on the Nice section. In the brackets (Touche).


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 20th, 2021


This is kind of a rant but not. Over the years, I've often noticed a lot of things that could be suspected of what fucked up the world. Be it the major three like War, Famine and Disease or minor stuff such as people arguing over what words are considered appropriate or "PC" as some people would call it. What if I were to tell you, that the reason why is that it's your fault.


Now, before you all respond and act offended, wondering what I mean? First things first. When I say "you", I do not mean a certain group. Not a race, not a sex, not an orientation, not a religion or lack there of. No, nothing or no one specific. The "You" I'm referring too, is the human race.


Now, before you get on your keyboards saying "Well duh, we pollute, we kill, we starve others and we create new diseases.", that is not what I am talking about, but merely a small part of it.


For as long as we can all remember being on this Earth, regardless of how much we claim to care. We figuratively and literally never had a single care for the world or each other. We would go green, yet despite the fines we'd still be tempted to throw garbage on the ground instead of in the trash. We'd try to improve our health, but still drink from either badly treated Tap Water or "Pure" bottle stuff that has traces of plastic in it. We claim to be for our fellow humans, but given the chance we would stab them in the back. Don't you fucking deny it. Even something as simple as saying a few words, to someone can affect them better or worse.


However, the biggest issue regarding all the worlds problems, we been going about it all wrong regarding the solutions. Mainly because we've been blaming the wrong thing.


Whether it's war, pollution, disease, famine, the solution to the problem has often always been to do something big enough that it would help reduce that. Creating Recycle plants to better sort our trash. Start missionary and other groups that help the poor and hungry in huge doses all over the fucking world. However there's often always a major problem with this. The actions create a bigger footprint in an attempt at stomping out the smaller one.


11% of all gathered materials at any recycling plants do not get reused and recycled. They get incinerated. Burned and converted to CO1 and CO2 respectively. Creating an even bigger carbon footprint than simply burning coal. Now that is saying something.


Mission trips. Noble as one's cause is, they have a multitude of problems.


First off, they claim their intention is to bring food and medical supplies. When in fact, even the nicer Mormons are guilty of this too. The bulk of them don't just give them the supplies these people desperately need, they dangle it in front of their heads and say "You can have this if you read our views on God." Newsflash assholes, many of the people you try to help, have their own religion, they have their own respective deities to worship and forcing them to renounce their faith in exchange for the shit they need to survive? That's more Satan's work than God's. Now let's say for the sake of argument, that not all these groups do this. It is true some, whether they're backed by an organized religion or not, do get down to business and feed and patch up those that need it. They put themselves, the people they've "Helped" and their families back home in various dangers.


If the commercials of these places are anything to go by. The water's poisoned, the ground is soiled and many men women and children are living in poverty starving and nursing both easily curable diseases as well as the not so easy, but still treatable ones. Aids and Ebola being the big ones. Now with Covid out there, the risks have never been any fucking higher. Even if your intentions were pure on your mission, you're doing more harm than good to these people and yourself based on that alone. But that's just a small part.


The next part of why a Mission Trip can be disastrous are two words. Flora and Fauna. For starters, many of these places, have a lot of wild life and wild vegetation. Part of why it's so hard for these people to get food, is because they fear accidentally eating a poisoned plant, or getting attacked by animals they kill for meat. If there are any animals there that is. Not to mention the various high venomous bugs and reptiles that creep around those places. The other part, is the flora and fauna you bring with you. You have to be extremely careful what if any plants and animals you bring with you, in hopes they feed someone. Even something simple as say introducing an american Apple in a mostly African foliage could cause huge long term damaged to an already fragile ecosystem. Even something as small as a seed, could cause major disasters. Which brings me to a point you'll hear soon.


The last and worst part of Mission Trips, is that their scams. I'm sorry, but they are. Who are you fooling here. You claim to be people of God, but you're a den of fucking thieves. One of the biggest ones I am completely against is Christian Children's Fund. Now known as ChildFund. If there was a major example at how blatantly obvious the scam was, it would be in this. Back when they were called Christian Children's Fund, they would always show what I like to call Dissonant Serenity Commercials. Every Christmas, they'd often air a huge example of that, by playing "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" By John Lennon. A song that was meant to bring about peace, being used to guilt trip us with a video montage of those starving and sick. Before they just used a narrator, the spokesperson at the time, would often show up, in nice clean clothes to state the intentions of this "Charity." And I don't mean, clean in comparison to what's going on in the country he's in. Clean as in they looked like they came off the dryer and he looks like he's wearing a heavy layer of TV makeup. I would not be surprised if the kids they showed were just child actors dressed up to look dirty and impoverished. Basically what I'm saying is that your "Donations" are going to their market budget, not the hands of those that need it. Otherwise at least some of their problems would have been solved. Don't believe me? Just because I don't support this group, doesn't mean there aren't millions of idiots moved by the guilt trip commercial. A monthly donation may seem small to the individual, but with so many people doing it. That's at worst hundred thousand dollars and at best hundred million a month. More than enough to feed these people or at the very least make their land more sustainable so they can feed themselves. Don't believe me: Check out what my Discography is worth on my bandcamp. Over $336 Dollars, for my entire discography on my bandcamp. If one person, bought it monthly it'd just be extra cash in my pocket. If say 10 bought my full discography weekly. I'd be set for life. Just on those 10 people alone. If hundreds did daily, there'd be more than I could even be able to spend.


But I ramble on. What does mission scams, bandcamp comparisons and recycling farces have to do with figuring out why uncaring humans fucked this world up beyond all recognition?


Ok. The biggest problem with each of these solutions is that in a bid to go big picture, people screw it up and cause more damage knowingly and unknowingly. We all were thinking too big for our britches, when we should have thought small. The smallest actions are what wrecked this world, then the smallest actions are what are gonna save it.


For example, bringing back the bandcamp comparison. Much of why my discography is worth that much, is because with the exception of a select few, I charge as low as I can with them. I do this because I'm not stupid. I know the people I try to make the music for. Like say Youtubers, Game Makers and Independent Filmmakers need for their background, not all of them are made of money. Some of them are too young to even spend their allowance on it. While others as I've once mentioned before, would rather download from here, than go to my bandcamp to pay for it. I've made peace with that, but I won't give up plugging it. Anywho, point being is, no matter the quality of my work I try to make it affordable because I believe that if one is given somewhat of a hand to help out another, it could benefit both parties. I give them music, they advertise for me and I in turn advertise their work for those interested. Small actions, that lead to bigger things. Individual tracks are often $1 - $2 and albums range around $3 - $8. save for a select few. Because I made so many songs, it accumulated into that price in said discography.


In terms of what I mentioned before. Regarding both Mission Trips and Recycling. That applies too. The solution regarding recycling is small and simple. Ditch the incinerator and think about what else to do with the materials you can't recycle. Turn that 11% into a Zero. Other than that, find other things you can use with your recycling which would be useful for you. Any plastic jar, metal can or glass container could be used as your piggy bank. Point being, it would reduce the amount of trips the trucks would have to make the less you have in those bins. Properly sorted of course. Probably the smallest simplest things no one would think of because they don't see life as that simple. Literally follow the rules to the letter of "Reduce, Reuse and Recycle".


The solution involving mission trips. Even simpler.

  1. Do NOT join a religious based one, even if they happen to be your religion, they'll make you look bad.
  2. If need be, start one yourself, register as an official charity and only hire volunteers you'd know and trust. Part of why these mission trips fail is often you have no one to bounce off of, which would allow you to immerse yourself in the scam world and take a piece of the pie.
  3. Learn the following subjects: Language, Medicine, Biology, Chemistry, Agriculture, Hunting (For food and protection), Self Defence, Zooology. You never know where they're gonna stick you, but the point being is always be prepared.
  4. Talk to the people. It's better to understand what's going on if they explain it to you more.
  5. Study the lay of the land and it's local flora and fauna. The former so you could probably find spots even the locals haven't thought of. The latter, so that when you do find the right spot to grow a small crop, keep it as far away from any poison plants you know. Otherwise you'd go from Missionary to Murderer.
  6. Be honest about your mission. If you're just here to force your views on them or scam them as much as your donors , they have a right to know how stupid you think they are.
  7. Bring books in both English and their language if they have said books available. By books I mean anything from famous literature to keep them entertained, to books on the basic tasks one needs to survive and maintain a home. I think part of the reason other than scamming these people disgust me, is because even if they are legit they don't do anything, but hand them the supplies and say "Here you go, go nuts." For all you know, they could be eating the medicine thinking it's food and trying to inject themselves with a foot long hot dog. Bad joke aside, it is a serious matter that these people at the very least know what you're giving them and what it's for.
  8. Most importantly. Start small. Look for the smaller problems first, then work your way to the big one. Case in point, many of these countries just want the basic necessities. Food, Shelter and Medicine. Start with those first. Fix their homes, find them enough space to start a grocery farm and a small pharmacy.


Now those are just two of many many problems in the world. However it applies to others as well. When you start small, it helps you iron out the finer details, both for long term and short term goals. In the end, what seemed small in the beginning may eventually blossom into something bigger. Could be something simple like saying finding empty liquor bottles to fund supplying a potential booze supply for a future party. Or something big as your first dollar leading you to riches. The only ones that complicate things are you for overthinking it and those in charge trying to make it difficult for the rest of us to live.


And before anyone asks, no these problems, do not apply to one race, one sex, one religion or one orientation. So don't fucking start and I'll tell you why? While it is true, that because Caucasians, specifically the British and Europeans, pretty much dominated most of the world, forcing Christianity on the Natives, forcing Gays into Conversion Camps, Enslavement and overall forcing everyone else to convert or die. I do not think things would change if another race, sex, orientation or religion was the predominant in place. Human beings in general are the problem, not just "Certain" ones. Any mention of most if it being one demographic's fault is completely asinine, unless you yourself are willing to prove it by doing better. Which a lot of these slacktivists would rather sit and complain rather than actually do something. In my case, I just try to figure things out and do my part to invoke them.


Hopefully people listen to this one more often.


Since M-Bot removed the picture I'm putting it here:

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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 19th, 2021


With Christmas 6 Days away, I thought I'd do a few more Christmas Jokes.


The Bachelor's 12 Days of Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me....Nothing.


The Stalker's 12 Days of Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me.

12, Letters warning me not to harass her.

11, Phone calls from her angry boyfirend.

10, Rocks thrown in my windows.

9, Requests to seek professional help.

8, fists to the face from her father.

7, slaps from her mother.

6, kicks to the crotch from her older brother.

5, cops at my house.

4, restraining me.

3, reading me my rights.

2, pairs of shackles on me.

And 1 Restraining order from the judge.


And of course for the sake of Nostalgia:

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg.

Batmobile Lost it's wheel and The Joker got away.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 14th, 2021


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I've been getting a lot of 123s lately.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 14th, 2021


Ever heard of a language called "Ubbi Dubbi" it started out as a fictional language in a kid show called Zoom.


I first heard the language on The Big Bang Theory. The idea being that it's English Words, with a lot of B sounds in them. For example:


Ubi wubent tubo thube stuborube ubonube dubay. Thubey wuberube uboubut ubof mubilk.


Which means: I went to the store one day. They were out of milk.


You all should have fun with that.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 13th, 2021


Not too long after this got posted:


S.T. was in a very familiar bar with Dark. A tall, imposing man with an athletic build wearing a black hooded trenchcoat. He glares at S.T.


Dark: This is it, you can't worm your way out of this one. We're going shot for shot.


He puts a huge bottle of whisky down while Divide places 20 shot glasses down for each of them. Each one takes a shot. Talking between them.


S.T.: I keep telling you, as much as she wants to, there's nothing between me and her. Quit being so overprotective.


Dark: Hey, all she ever does is talk about you. It gets on my nerves. By the way I've done 10 while you're on 9. You've gone lightweight?


S.T.: Nope, just fresh from recovering from a bar fight.


S.T. doubles with two shots. Then drinks down another. Meanwhile at CIEIR HQ.


Light: How long is he gonna distract them for?


Harmony: Long enough for each kid to get the next shot. Our guys have them and have periodically administered them one at a time. They're going by the drinking game.


Light: God help us if S.T. gets mad drunk.


Meanwhile back at the bar, the bottle is empty and they're down to a shot a piece.


S.T.: WHerazxidaa (Subtitile: How come you are so genocidal?)


Dark: Swinmdfpeqoui (Subtitle: I just think humanity is a disease.)


Dark passes out. S.T. finishes both shots.


Divide: I'll take him home, here's the money we owe on the bet.


An hour later S.T. is on the sofa with Light Harmony playing hangover nurses.


Harmony: How much can you hold, you looked like you would die.


S.T.: Did they all get their second dose?


Light: Yes, our undercover man did it.


S.T.: Good. I can't wait for this truce to be over. We got them.


Light Harmony: Agreed.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 13th, 2021


Thought before my 100th post I'd do something funny.


Santa comes down the chimney and sees this little boy. The little boy has a super soaker full of mustard. Santa says "What are you up to? You weren't on the naughty list." The boy said. "I know. I saw you kissing my mom last night. Give me everything you have." Santa obliged.


Rudolph walks into a bar. Dixen gets into his face, on his 5th Eggnog saying. "You think you're so great with your nose being a lightbulb. You don't even have a name to call." Rudolph looks at him and says. "I don't need a lightbulb to know you're drunk off your ass because Donner left you." Dixen looks at him and says. "I'm gonna puke."


The elves are doing their last hours at Santa's Workshop. One Elf turns to the other and says "You know how the naughty kids get coal." The second Elf says "Ya. So?" "Well." The first elf began. "I just recently read that Coal can be turned into Diamond. So in a way he's making them richer." "That Son of a bitch." The second elf says "He doesn't even pay us!!"


Frosty walks down the street saying Happy Birthday. The locals shout back "Were you dropped when you were a snowball or is it what's in your pipe, that's talking shit?"


Jesus Celebrates his 16th birthday, he goes home and asks Mary "What the hell is this tree doing in the living room?"


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 13th, 2021


Took me a while, but I've finally put my Christmas Special on Bandcamp:

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CIEIR Christmas Special


Has all the hits you heard on Newgrounds plus a bonus instrumental of one of them.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - December 12th, 2021


Short one, but when it comes to New Years Resolutions, do many of you try to keep them?


Just wondering because some people often do things their way, like some resolutions take more than a day and things like that.


Other times, said resolution is often too hard to do.


I was just wondering out of curiousity how you all handle yours.


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