It's been long enough I may as well address the elephant in the room that some people even for the past month still bring up. I thought moving on would get this going but when I saw an article from someone whom basically publically blacklisted me from ever being their follower again. So let me get this straight @cerealgutz. You only hooked up with this guy for a couple of months, yet based on his word I'm a bastard and a pedo defender? I guess all those times you've defended me from that multi-username troll, were fake friend moments too.

As most of you know, I've been falsely labelled a pedo defender, simply because I defended a user by the name of DJElectricJes. From another user, whom shall remain nameless as this person has been given enough attention. And people have taken my words out of context when I've tried to explain them. But now, I think is the time I decide to address everything. And I mean everything based on my decision to defend him.

First of all, little known fact about me, but due to a scam in my town going on, years ago I was falsely accused (Not charged) of sex crimes by random women whom turned out to be con artists trying to play the Badger Game. (Start public fights in hopes their victim pays them to get away from them.) And while I was lucky to leave with my reputation intact, I've known some people. Innocent people whom have been falsely branded for the rest of their life even with the evidence 100% on their side. It's one of the reasons I believe Jes to be innocent, something I will address later in this article. Because should the whole thing turn out to be one misunderstanding and he's cleared of everything, you'd still treat him as if he is one and don't you fucking deny it. It's the same with people accused of rape, sexual harassments and even murder. The innocent don't get to sleep tonight because there are some assholes out there so sour for being wrong that they have to believe the person did it, to validate their claims.

Second of all I followed the whole thing and took statements from all sides even the people that hate my guts. And I've come to the conclusion that you're all guilty. Jes, Joe, Taka, TBerger, Invader Daniel, their supporters and even the person whom you're all claiming to defend against.

First and foremost, the whole thing started because Jes allegedly started an Erotic Roleplay with a minor. When I first heard about it, I thought that was stupid for five reasons.

1. Evidence of RP aside, there was no evidence of real sexual solicitation (He never asked for nudes, nor asked her address literally factual evidence the person that presented it chose to ignore before I even addressed it.). Nor has he ever done anything like that again as far as I know. You can show me pics otherwise. You guys really need to learn the difference between Roleplaying of any kind (As in work of fiction) and Sexting, Sexual Harassment comments, Coercion and things like that. Because I've been on this net long enough to know, there are people of varying ages going around, doing this crap all the time, be it for sexual reasons or for an elaborate sick joke. And the only reason why you swarm on the one that got caught, is so you don't get caught. Which is why so many of Joe's lewd comments and his threaten to rape me on the DMs didn't faze me. Because for all I know, he, Taka and a bunch of others have solicited people be it for pranks or some sick sexual fetish they collectively get off on. Assuming these people are kids as they claim to be. Ya I'm still backing that horse. Point being is that a Roleplay could be anything from two writers collabing on a fiction or playing an elaborate game like one of many Dungeons and Dragons roles. In this case at least from what I've heard, Jes didn't even mean anything remotely sexual about it, he thought he was helping out a friend. Whether you chose to believe that or not, your decision, I just go from what I've heard and piece my own conclusions based on that. And from what I've concluded the user in question asking Jes rather than the other way around, is a possibility and the only reason why people ignore it is because said user happens to be years younger than the accused. No one ever seen movies like Crush or Orphan? If you thought Pedophilia is sick, imagine how sick you must feel when you find out there are kids into relationships with older people. Point being is that unless all parties speak up, which I know some haven't. We never know the full story behind this. We may never know and up until I decided to address this fully, I never wanted to hear from this crap again, but no. Things always come to fly and hit me in the face. Such as Twitter teasing me about getting my account back even though they suspended me more than once for attacking pedos and pedodefenders myself. As well as a certain user whom I didn't even know had a grudge against me until they hooked up with someone they barely know, whom happens to have a grudge against me. Not to mention finding out that one of my first fans @JackstormYT is a fucking Shota and Lolicon. Whom I've, outed blocked and removed from my follower since. (Update: Speaking of which, WHY THE FUCK IS JACKSTORM STILL HERE!!!? He literally has been caught selling CP and you're all not even suspending him. But I guess that's how it goes. Actual pedos seemed to be exempt than mere accusation. fucking hypocrites.)
2. While I don't think he's a pedophile, I do believe what Jes did was stupid, that hiding it was stupid too. Hell when this first happened, I was originally gonna distance against him. The idea being that unless proven innocent I don't speak to him ever, but to my shock, unlike some people out here (That's right Jack I mean you too.) he flat out told me what he did. He admitted it and owned up to it. And after thoroughly chewing him out over how stupid what he did was, on top of Joe trying to label the entire Autistic community over his actions, I had enough. I got into the fight and as a result I lost fans and friends over it, be it them being banned for backing me up, defending Jes or going against me because I happen to take the side they didn't. You guys are trashing me thinking I defend Jes 100% when in fact I don't. I don't think what he did was right, merely blown out of proportion. We live in a world where we literally have to watch what we do or what we say because some overtly sensitive crybabies would take a word like "Apple" and make a long winded rant about how that word supports, Rape, Pedophilia and Racism.
3. Ye who accuse is often likely ye who is. While InvaderDaniel was the one whom provided the screenshots, Joe was the first person to publically made the accusation and for the petty reason of Jes kicking him off his discord. So let me get this straight. I'm an asshole for defending Jes, yet InvaderDaniel, ThisJoe, Taka and a bunch of other assholes whom have a history of making hate posts against those with mental disorders, whom withheld evidence of a possible federal crime until the person they accused slighted them in some way that is petty compared to that. So is that how the net works "Be friends with them, find out their dirty secrets and say nothing until they piss you off."? Good to know because I thought the net was all about uniting the world for the better, bitching about movies and sharing legal porn with one and other. Nice to know I've been wrong the past decades and that people like you are the true faces of justice. YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK!!! You can claim I defend pedos all you want, but at least I don't support them until they prove no longer useful. Look at Jack, the moment I found out he was selling Shota and Loli art I gave him the same chance I gave Jes, to tell me why he would do such a thing like that. When I got no answer I gave him the boot and let everyone here know what he is. Does that sound like someone that defends pedos? NO!!
4. The fact that Jes was still minor. Let's just say, hypothetically you are right. That Jes is a raging pedophile out to go after minors. The legal age of being labelled a pedo in USA Depending on state, is at least 16 and that the party they are after and or involved has to be 5 years younger than them for it to be labelled Pedophilia and Statutory Rape. Jes was 17 which should have gotten him arrested, not outed on Newgrounds arrested and from what I've heard the party that he was with at the time, was 13. That's 4 years younger not 5. So legally speaking, just from that age gap alone he wasn't one. He didn't have sex with or attempted to have sex with this person, didn't ask for nudes or address. Literally everything in the Pedo handbook, that you all overlooked he never did, nor did he repeat his actions. That's my legal stance on this one, but I'm not one to talk legal laws regarding considering that my country for the longest time the Legal Age of Consent used 14, something that disgusted me. Thank god someone corrected that one.
5. The way you all reacted, was the most disgusting display I have ever bear witness to. The sad part is, I used to be one of you guys. 10 years ago, if I'd have heard what Jes did then and there with all the above aside, I would have been right there with you throwing rocks. But that's the thing about growing up. It allows you to think more. And quite frankly part of the reason why this world is tearing itself apart is because of how easy we all get lulled into bandwagons just or not. Even if Jes was 100% guilty in my eyes, I'd still stop and think because A. I could be wrong. Or B. I'd ruin my life trying to hurt a guy that I barely even know personally. Which you all do all the fucking time. I don't know the first thing about Jes outside this site. For all I know he could be a 60 year old man or a 10 year old boy. So needless to say I'm not gonna attack someone I barely know especially when they never done anything to me. Nor do any of you know the first thing about me on this site. I've only told tidbits of my stories, but if you knew the full story of my life, you'd be begging me for my forgiveness. You think I defend Pedos, based on defending one guy. That says more about you than it does about me because I distinctively recall the world still being divided on Michael Fucking Jackson. And you call me a pedo defender?

Third. Let's just say I am wrong and that Joe really is a kid and not some 30 year old Pedo Loser that gets his kicks attacking autistic kids. What authority does he or his cronies actually have? They aren't cops, they aren't lawyers, they aren't judge or jury. They are nothing more than ordinary people some of which probably been labelled losers IRL whom have nothing to back themselves up with. Not to mention a history of ganging up on people that happen to be different from them and the condescending fake apologies they say so they can continue to harass without shame. I don't buy their stupid act and neither should you if you think you're all so holy.

Fourth, even after I long since moved on from this thing, people still out of nowhere bring it up as if that's the defining quality of my career. The only thing I can gain from that, is the fact that like many Rock Stars before me I got into controversy.

The only thing I ask of you all, is what more do you want from me? Do you want me to just fucking off myself here and now if you think that's how I "Redeem" myself in your eyes? Because there is literally nothing other than what I've said above that I can say or do, that can change everyone's mind. I can't please everyone. I've accepted that fact, since day one of my life. Some people would still label me even if I found out my blood could cure Covid. Just to give a hypothetical example.

I am done, I am past all this and right now I am simply trying to get over some minor writers block to provide my REAL fans some entertainment. I want nothing to do with this bullshit anymore and if you all decide to hassle me over it, fan or enemy alike, I will block you.

For those with a rational mind and a good heart, I am glad you stuck with me. For those whom only followed me just to see if they can have an excuse to unfollow me. You may as well do it now, for I want nothing to do with you. Fuck you.

For the rest, take care, have fun and be safe.

July 11 in numbers is 7/11. For those who don't get it.

7/11 is a chain of Convenience Stores and Gas Stations. Located in many parts of Canada and the United States. I used to hang out in one after school during Jr. High. Their Specialties are:

The Big Gulp:

A very big cup of your favorite sodas.

The Slurpee

OH MY GOD!!

This was the ultimate in frozen beverage technology. You know you wouldn't have a good Slushee if you didn't suffer the agonizing brainfreeze that followed. In my town getting a brain freeze to kids was like our version of getting high. The secret to recovering from brainfreeze is eating Chocolate Sauce.

There has been a lot of history with this awesome relic of the 70s to 90s alone. Especially in Movies and TV Shows:

It was where Marty learned how to shoot:

And it's where the Simpsons got their many jokes:

To the point where when they promoted the Simpsons Movie, every 7/11 was turned into this:

Turning Slurpees into Squishees:

and Selling Buzz Cola:

The 7/11 was more than just a store, it was a place where kids could hang out and be kids. It was like their version of a bar and grill only it's Slurpees and Jumbo Hot Dogs. And on this July 11:

I SALUTE YOU 7-11!! Don't ever close.

If you ever been to a 7/11 or a Circle K or things like that, let me know your fondest memories.

Me when I found out the Slurpee price is for the cup, not the liquid, I went to town on all flavours. Coca Cola, Mountain Dew Code Red, Orange Juice, things like that. Called it a Diabetic's Nightmare. Sadly the one I used to hang out on no longer exists. Still, I'll always remember it.

As you all have heard many times before I never like talking politics. With the exception of war related things usually because politics at the expense of human lives is not something easily ignored. So I can't imagine what kind of shock it must have been to some when I made a song that is somewhat politically motivated.

Here's my reasoning. Part of why I identify as Centrist and why I don't vote is because for the past 26 of my 32 years on this Earth spent in the GTA I've seen nothing but bullshit. Even as a kid. My family initially voted Liberal, but when they didn't like that guy's policies at the time, they voted Conservative. But regardless of whom they voted for, we were fucked either way. My mother herself was gonna be one of the few people to make an exception by voting NDP (New Democratic Party), her reasoning was that they never really had a chance to make an impact despite both Liberal and Conservative alike finding common ground sneering at them as if they were the worst of the bunch. They never made a single lasting impact good or bad, even when the famous of them all Jack Layton was running. The closest they got to being Prime Minister was being the opposition.

Years ago, I once spoke to an NDP representative and as a joke I told them they should change their slogan to "NDP. For once give us the chance to fuck up this country." Because it was both funny and honest and a tongue-in-cheek jab at politics in general that would have got them an in if they weren't so stuck up about swearing on National TV.

I was worried that this bullshit cycle was gonna continue with no break in sight.

Then I find out that Olivia Chow won this year's mayoral election in Toronto. Olivia Chow was an independent that ran representing NDP. Now normally when I joke about something it has the uncanny ability of coming true be it good or bad, but until I saw that I wasn't holding my breath over it. So imagine my shock when the political party that won wasn't Liberal or Conservative. That was shock number one. It happened to be a party I told said joke to, that's shock number two. And to make matters more fucked up, yes she's NDP but she didn't start as NDP, she started as independent as in rather than go with the flow even in her own representing party, it meant she was one of the few politicians in this country, scratch that this world that actually spoke her mind.

Now I never read her policies and even if they affect someone like me good or bad, I don't give a flying fuck. It's not her policies or her party that struck a chord with me. It's the fact that for once in a very long time someone different won. And even if she herself doesn't cause an impact good or bad I am a firm believer in the ripple effect. Meaning the fact that she basically changed what I initially thought was the status quo. As in the never-ending Ping Pong and Chess Match between Liberals and Conservatives. She changed that simply by winning and even if she succeeds or fucks up royally in Toronto it doesn't matter, the long term effects are unpredictable and unknowing and that it could end either with Toronto being golden again or becoming a bigger slum than Scarborough alone. But I believe be it good, bad or both, that it's a sign not just in my city, but my province, my country and the world that things may change. Good things have recently happened to me over the past month alone, so I honestly hope that it continues, not just for me, but for everyone regardless of what party you worship. And if it turns out bad, so what. Things literally cannot possibly be any worse for this world as they have been now.

Or as Frank Sinatra once said:

Olivia, I honestly wish you the best of luck either way and I offer my sincere congratulations.

Wanted to post this as soon as I did it, but with the news of the Titan Submersible I had to put it on hold until I cooled off. I mean how could these people be so fuckin- Anyway. I managed to make some better progress with my CIEIR potion.

Initially I was gonna find an alternative to juice. Something with vitamin C in it rather than simply buy juice. Mainly to find a way to physically lower cortisol and in turn reduce stress. That is until I stumbled upon this:

Pure Pepperment Tea. So I tweeked the formula. Instead of just 8 bags of white or green tea:

I mixed 4 Green and 4 Peppermint Tea:

And of course with a little help from the Chlorophyll and Gatorade mix:

I was able to create a potion that not only tastes good, but feels good drinking it:

I drank some yesterday and the mint while strong is not overbearing and it doesn't muck up the taste one bit. All I'd need is some kind of mint extract from my water only version and I'm solid.

Update 1:44 AM: Woke up with a splitting headache and drank some more of it as well as just green tea and peppermint by itself. The Green Tea and Peppermint alone is enough to ease the symptoms, but the chlorophyll and gatorade provide hydration and a means of relieving the physical symptoms right down to the blood. That said much like headache pills like Tylenol and Aspirin, it takes some time. But considering one of my main causes of stress is often because of headaches, this is undeniable proof that this stuff can now lower physical stress.

As most have seen in one of my last articles I brought up media predicting the future and talked about how my stuff may have contributed to that considering what happened with the Titan Submarine.

Needless to say when I found out that the Sub was imploded and the passengers dead, I was sad. However, when I found out exactly how stupid the 4 out of the 5 were regarding the whole thing needless to say I was pissed:

My heart goes out to the families of those people including the mother of the 19 year old boy that perished with them. However with the exception of that boy, I have no sympathy for the others. Neither the CEO for cutting corners, nor the passenger, who first dived for the Titanic in 1987 due to his lapse in common sense. I especially hate the father of that kid for forcing him on the boat with him when he clearly didn't want to. That kid had a gut feeling and he would have survived. But the thing that pissed me off the most was how the world reacted to it. Dismissing even that boy's death due to his wealth status, age and comparing tragedy body counts. I have never been so disgusted in my life at the human race until right now. And I was not kidding when I said it so I'll say it again.

If my fellow friends and fans are willing to dismiss this tragedy based on what I just mentioned, including the tragedy body count and the sympathy limited to class, then you unfollow me RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! Because you are no fans or friends of mine if you dismiss a death like this based on your own bullshit POVs. As I said before Every Child Matters.

For those who do not disagree with me on this, I thank you. You are an exception to an otherwise selfish and ignorant world.

Now with that said, let this also be a lesson. When I get mad, I don't do the usual things most people do. Smashing stuff, getting into fights or even taking it out on all of you. When I get mad, I get creative.

As I said before I study expressionism, among most media satire. The idea that you can take a tragic and horrifying event and make it scarier by personifying it into a monster or a world. The biggest example being Gojira/Godzilla as an expressionist film for Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

In my case I took my anger at the situation and decided to use it to scare the living fuck out of everyone. Friend and foe alike, as my way of telling people "Not to do anything this stupid again."

So I present to you the longest chapter of my overall Lovecraft Noir Series:

The consequences of overtly curious people.

And to think. The people condemn me for my own views of certain situations, yet have no qualms saying "Fuck that kid, he's rich and ergo deserves to die."

Oh and in case my audio drama isn't enough I will show you exactly what happened to that sub with a little help from my fellow Canadian James Cameron:

So I went to see how my frontpaged song was doing:

When I noticed on the stats this particular thing:

Not sure if it's any coincidence that @piconjo is in the faves, but funny regardless. Because I can do this again:

For those that came here before reading my description of my previous song:

I have officially resigned from the job I mentioned in a previous article. Now to most people, losing, quitting, resigning or god forbid, getting fired from their jobs should be seen as bad news, but no. To make it short, I didn't have as good a temperament for the job as I initially thought I did. That said the reason I bring up said job in the first place is that I realize now it's not a permanent fix, but rather a means to an end. As it allowed me a few things.

Including but not limited to the successful field test of my CIEIR Potion.

For context the job I took was basic landscaping. Mowing lawns, weeding gardens, putting topsoil on, things like that.

I worked for nearly 4 weeks. Roughly the equivalent of a month. 4 business days and 3 rest days for the weekend. Roughly 4 to 8 hours depending on the day and job. The pay was no issue, but the main thing is. If you're new to the job even with on the job training you're gonna have to get used to a few things. Including, but not limited to strenuous activities and the after effects of using landscaping tools for the first time. In the case of the former, loading and unloading equipment and supplies. Some of which are heavy as fuck. For the latter, getting used to the vibrations of landscaping power tools such as a gas powered Lawnmower. That was no problem for me, but I won't lie. It hurts like hell. For example an experienced worker, be it construction, landscaping, anything that involves getting your hands dirty and at risk for injury, would develop calluses on their hands to better toughen up and get used to the equipment. I myself wasn't an experienced worker in the field of such tools so the vibrations were a new sensation for me good and bad. And that's not even getting into doing all that in one of the hottest summers my country has had.

When I started my first work week, I was unprepared. I wanted to see how I'd handle it as is. Save for water, because I'm not stupid and doing all that without it is suicide.

I went to the store after work every day of that week and drank either Gatorade or it's Coca-Cola competition Powerade. Much like my music I often find odd ways of inspiring my experiments as well. In this case as I mentioned in the article describing it, Gatorade and Powerade restores the other components that are essential to hydration. For my potion it also doubles as a flavour mask for those whom don't like the taste of water/tea and chlorophyll.

As said in this article, I only did the water, chlorophyll gatorade mix. No tea. And within my first week of trying it out, I received a massive boost in energy. Since then up until my resignation, I've been drinking it for at least 3 - 4 weeks and it showed dramatic results.

Now when you drink a chlorophyll based super diet, while not changing a single thing in your lifestyle, it helps aid in your body's ability to burn bad fats as well as reduce anything toxic in you through detoxification. Be it drugs, alcohol or even something as simple as the byproducts of some foods. What caused me to gain interest in it, was when I started drinking Wheatgrass over 12 years ago. I found out that by itself burned more fat off my body than any diet and it was natural. Then through some training at a martial arts school I used to frequent, I found that exercise or any other strenuous activity, designed to work the muscles speeds up the process even quicker.

With my formula I was able to lose weight and gain energy passively, but when I worked for those hours all those weeks, whether I did a good job or screwed up royally, the different tasks gave me a hell of a work out and once recovered I was stronger than ever.

So with the results I have so far I now introduce you to the CIEIR Diet Eat your heart out One Punch Man:

1. Eat a good breakfast. Doesn't matter which, but mostly a protein based one. So meats or if you're vegan any plants that are high in protein. However drink one cup of the tea based mix with the meal.
2. Do 4 - 8 hours of workouts of your choice or other strenuous activities such as manual labor work. (If you can't do that, start small like 20 minutes and work your way up.) Depending on the day, bring one or three Gatorade or Powerade sized bottles for post work/workout recovery. As well as a protein based lunch, be it a sandwich or if you don't have time to take breaks a high protein meal replacement. Take some time to rest and recover even during work as it does take a while for the formula to digest and do it's work, but once it does, you'd be like Goku post Senzu Bean.
3. Eat a good dinner. Same as breakfast, but more emphasis on protein and hydration. Drink much more of the potion when and if you can.
4. Relax and rest. Resting is just as important as a workout as it allows your muscles to recover while the CIEIR Potion does it's magic on you.
5. Rinse and repeat. Try for at least a month.

Now I'm no doctor, dietitian or any expert in science whatsoever, a lot of my work is through good old fashioned trial, error and experience. Your choice whether or not to do this, but the experiment was a success for me and I hope it does the same for all of you.

Also I close this article by mentioning my numerology once again. Not going into detail, but everything I've seen on it, seems to be coming true so far.

Now we've all heard of coincidental media such as the popular theory that the Simpsons can predict the future:

And like most media, the real life result is not quite as 100% accurate as what's portrayed on these shows and movies, but so close enough that it either fascinates or scares people.

Depending on what the prediction was, there was even variations named by TV Tropes such as Hilarious in Hindsight, and Harsher in Hindsight. In which depending on the prediction makes said prediction even funnier or in some cases, scary, disturbing or not as funny/not funny anymore. Case in point. The Movie Heathers, which was basically Mean Girls of the 80s, got away with a lot of shit that wouldn't fly today and was even on the teeter totter of what was funny in the Dark Comedy Genre, because the premise was deemed too ridiculous. Teens getting revenge on popular cliques by killing them using guns, explosives and chemicals. Sound familiar? Back then the idea of a teenager going nuts and going on a shooting spree against his or her fellow teens, was considered laughable. But in the wake of Columbine and the school and public shootings that came and went, the premise was less of a dark comedy joke and became more of a realistic horror movie. Making it harsher in hindsight. Whereas Hilarious in hindsight is like Louis Tully in Ghostbusters II referencing Super Mario Bros. Only for Nintendo to get inspired by and parody the movie through the Luigi's Mansion series.

Now you're probably wondering where am I going with this?

Well as you know I did a prequel series for my Lovecraft Noir series. In the first episode of that series:

Basically the story goes that a rich explorer goes to the deep waters of the Pacific Ocean and as a result of being devoured and taken over by our Lovable Lovecraftian Anti-Heroine Eldra, she was a declared missing person found. (Eldra disguised as her returning). Now like I said before, like most media predictions this one isn't accurate to what I'm about to mention. Yet it was way too close enough for comfort.

As you all have been aware recently, there has been reports of a missing submarine last seen heading to the Atlantic ocean. The submarine called The Titan, a tour submarine who's goal was to explore the wreckage of the famous sunken ship, The RMS Titanic. Do not sing the Celine Dion song. Anywho Five passengers including the CEO of the tour company Ocean Gate. As of the time they were last scene they had 96 hours of oxygen left. As of the time of that NBC news report, 41 hours. Now as I write this possibly 39 hours left. In all sincerity I do hope they are found alive and well, but I'm a realist. I believe they'll either die of lack of oxygen, water pressure compression or panic induced violence. And should that happen, my heart goes out to their family, friends and loved ones.

With that said, I noticed some similarities and differences between my story and this event.

For starters, in terms of accuracy:

1. Both events started with a rich explorer riding a submarine down the depths of a major ocean.
2. Both submarines start with the letters "T" and "I"
3. Both vessel and passenger alike were declared missing and presumed dead.
4. Both explored a part of the ocean depths with a structure that is believed to be cursed.

In terms of differences:

1. There was more than one passenger on the Titan. Many of them male. Whereas the person in the story is a female pilot.
2. Their submarine was called the "Titan". The story's sub is called the "S.S. Tillinghast." which was a reference to Lovecraft's main character in "From Beyond."
3. While the search is still ongoing for them dead or alive, the character in the story was declared found when Eldra took her form.
4. The Titan was exploring the Atlantic Ocean and The Tillinghast was exploring the Pacific Ocean. In terms of curses, Titanic has had many rumors, conspiracy theories and even haunted house stories regarding the sinking and the current wreckage below. Whereas The Tillinghast was searching for a lost Lovecraftian City rumored to be cursed with Gods, Monsters and other abominations.

That being said be it prediction or mere coincidence, it freaked me the fuck out. Makes me wonder what other things my entertainment predicts. Though if it were a %100 accurate prediction, I'm pretty sure infighting and lack of air are the least of their worries. Unlike some people, I don't rule out the possibility that one of those things or a large undersea creature is lurking about.

This one's a short one, but I thought I'd do another "My Views".

In this case it's about life's fairness in general.

Whether you're a kid or an adult, whenever something doesn't go your way, minor or major, the first words that come to mind are:

It's just NOT FAIR!!!

To which a parent, family member, friend or loved one would respond:

Life ISN'T FAIR!!

And on the surface at least when I first heard about it, they seemed to be right. But then I got to thinking.

Now before we became civilized, we spent our times in caves, huts and other makeshift dwellings, struggling just to survive another day on the food that we hunt. So needless to say, natural life is not fair in this context. As either everything is trying to kill you or you are trying to kill everything. Yet even then Life is surprisingly fair simply because we have been given the chance to be the latter.

However when we became civilized, that's when life became unfair in a disgusting and unnatural way.

Now save for some tribes whom to this day had no contact with the rest of civilization at least the known developed as well as the developing countries have one thing in common. They are run by people whom try to control, run and ruin the lives of everyone else. While they themselves, struggle endlessly to make life fair for them. That's not life being unfair. That's mankind once again foolishly thinking they have control of the fucking planet and taking it out on it's own people. Every war, every occupation, every struggle where people seek to conquer rather than advanced, is the result of a man or a woman, sick of life being "unfair" to them, but rather than help others out of the funk with them, step on them and treat them as obstacles. People like Hitler, Napoleon, Stalin and just recently Putin suffer from the same problem. That they think they are the center of the world, that life should cater to them and only them and fuck everyone else.

It's not life that's unfair, it's life fighting back and condemning us all for the actions of a few. We are being punished for someone else's mistakes. And yet the people that make those mistakes, throw us under the bus in one way or another.

It's not life that's unfair. It's the people that think they can control life that are being unfair and if it doesn't stop now, life will never EVER be fair. That's at least my take on the fairness of life.

Normally I wouldn't rant about something so stupid, but considering this is the grand daddy of all stupidity that's been happening for decades, I thought this would be the place to talk about it.

As you know I'm 32, meaning I was born and raised in the 90s to the mid 2000s. Much like everyone else in that era I bore witness to many channels changing over the years while still keeping their own names.

Now I'm not talking about channels that got changed over the years due to different companies taking over. Such as Canadian Channels like Comedy Network and Space being changed to CTV (Canadian Television) Comedy and Sci-Fi Respectively. With Teletoon most likely gonna be changed to CTV Cartoons. That's a piss off for another rant. Besides they still kept their content and only changed the name under the new ownership.

I am talking about channels both Canadian and American that would have been apt then, but are grossly misleading now.

The biggest offenders being:

MTV

It's Canadian Equivalent Much.

And especially TLC.

I'll keep these short and sweet.

MTV was able to get away with still being called Music Television, because while their main channel had changed over the years, the company was smart enough to keep other channels specifically for those that want their old MTV. One channel dedicated to nothing but music videos old and new. However there is just one problem. Not everyone can afford all the channels or at the very least go so far as using bootlegging devices to access them. Costing MTV millions of dollars when they could have just kept one channel for old fans, and the other for the fans of the shell MTV was before. By that I mean when MTV started out it really was Music Television. The Channel had music videos, concerts, behind the scenes stuff as well as even had a big enough impact on the music industry and music in general. That was the 80s alone. Then come the 90s when to further increase relevance, cartoons were created, but each and every one of them was related to MTV in one way or another. Cartoons like Beavis and Butt-Head, two dimwitted heavy metal fans who riff on music videos and cause property damage every where they go. It's Spin-off Daria, which did for the 90s what John Hughes, did in the 80s, defined a generation of kids and teenagers and their struggles through life to meet or defy the expectations of the adults before them only to find out that they're not so different from each other. Then the 2000s came with reality shows. Now to their credit they did try to stick to the MTV format. Shows like Cribs and Pimp My Ride, by at least having a host or guest be music related. Such as famous Rapper Xzibit hosting the latter. But then shows like Jersey Shore, which I will not link, destroyed MTV by pandering to the lowest common denominator. Rather than appeal to Beavis and Butt-Head fans, they try to appeal to the Beavis and Butt-heads of the world instead. Which even Beavis and Butt-Head wouldn't find cool. Still if you're like Dire Straits and want your MTV, there are other channels or if you're really desperate just look up Youtube's Best of 80s, 90s, 2000s music and make your own music video line up. If these people should be charged with anything, it'd be minor misleading as they still have their music and cartoons, just on a different channel or streaming service.

Much has the same problem, only they made up for it by Marathoning South Park.

But TLC. What the fuck? I thought just being called The Learning Channel and not showing anything learning was the problem, but it stems further than that. When I was a kid it really was called The Learning Channel and it had a balance for things for both kids and adults. It's one of the channels that The MAGIC FUCKING SCHOOLBUS debuted on. As Scholastic was one of their backers at the time. Whereas adults would be learning about the simple life of an expecting family through Baby Story, learning how much we pissed the planet off today with Earth's Fury or even learn why you cannot easily get away with murder with shows like Forensic Files. Even shit like that whether you learn right or wrong from that, at least lives up to TLC's name. But then you have a show like Toddler's and Tiara's and it's spin-off Here Come's Honey Boo-Boo. Oh my fucking god. Two things.

1. I am not gonna get into how sick and wrong child pageants are, but I will tell you this. When a show produced by The Learning Channel, knows full well that Child Exploitation and Pedophilia are wrong, but also actively partakes in it for nothing more than money and ratings, they cease to be called The Learning Channel. Even keeping the initials is grossly fraudulent. This channel is supposed to be teaching children, not exploiting them.
2. Even that pales in comparison to it's spin-off. Now before I get into this, I have nothing against overweight people save for the fact that they are purposefully endangering their health in a futile effort to battle fat shaming. But if you want the biggest example of fat people who should be ashamed of themselves. It's the Thompson Family from 2012 to 2014. These people on top of endangering their own health and wellbeing endangered the life of their child just so they could get fame and money. What the fuck does that have to do with being The Learning Channel.

Honey Boo Boo had since been cancelled, but the damage it did caused so many people to watch it in both awe and disgust that TLC became a haven for stupid and disgusting shit. Shows like my 600 pound life and 90 Day Fiancée. Instead of The Learning Channel, it really should be changed to TSC The Stupid Channel. The whole thing comes across as some supervillain's evil plan. Get people smart with learning programs then destroy their brains with stupidity inducing shit. But the thing that pisses me off most about it is where it got started.

TLC originally started in 1972 with the formation of the Appalachian Educational Satellite Project. One of the first North American Distance Education Programs. It was founded by the Appalachian Regional Commission (ARC), in participation with the Education Satellite Communication Demonstration (ESCD), a partnership with the Department of Health, Education, and Welfare and NASA. That's right. Literally Nasa's best and brightest at the time, just barely recovering from the Apollo 13 disaster, helped contribute to this thing. So what I want to know my fellow fans as well as any TLC fans out there old and new is one simple question.

"What the fuck happened?!"

How did we as a species over the years sink so low that we took a revolutionary piece of technology, Flew it up into space so that it could help reach TV stations that couldn't be reached at the time and watch it slowly rot in a period of exactly 51 fucking years?

If you could charge a TV Station, this one should be the following:

Charged for Fraud, Manipulation and the possible participation of damaging many people's brains physically and mentally. So assault as well.

I used to think the Internet was a place where the worst could happen, where the easily offended rule and where you can get in trouble due to poor communication alone, as I myself had suffered from many times. I was wrong. This place is officially better than The Fucking Learning Channel. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to go have a harmless yet still scary insanity episode over this.

It should look something like this: