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Posted by CIEIRMusic - June 10th, 2022


As most know, my last article was celebrating Piconjoday as well as announcing my contribution to said day which can be seen here:

https://cieirmusic.newgrounds.com/news/post/1278410


Just recently I stumble upon a post by @Piconjo, which was announcing the Piconjoday music fest:

https://piconjo.newgrounds.com/news/post/1278807


First off I would like to offer my sincere congratulations to @SynnCloud for making it as the official theme for Piconjoday2022:

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Having listened to this song, I know that it's earned that spot.


As for why I'm making a newspost of this, well:

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Because I also got featured, in the very newspost @Piconjo announced the fest on. My song, which can be heard here:


I would like to congratulate the others that got featured here.


@Anjer, who has been featured twice and having listened to the songs on there, I can see why:


@Just-a-ng-dummy, who's contribution is short but sweet:


@samaadbae5 who's song is catchy despite the raunchy name:


As well as everyone else that he linked with that list Piconjo put up as well.


I would like to thank @Piconjo, for giving me the opportunity to show what I can do in celebration of the day, but most importantly I wish to thank all of you. My fans who got me this far.


Thanks for reading.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - June 9th, 2022


Last year, an artist and a friend of mine @shintsukimi205 came to me with an idea. To request that I make a song based on @piconjo to commemorate Piconijoday.



The art as seen above, was meant to make Piconjo be more of an anti-heroic type rather than the villain most portray him out to be. So naturally I made a song then to portray that.



I used a punk rock style for this one, because I wanted to do something that was both kinda silly, but also cool as befitting of old Newgrounds.


Now that Piconjoday is upon us once again and Picoday, not too far behind, I decided to do a song that would celebrate both holidays.



In this case a slow, more serious metal song that faces the two off against each other. Sort of a sequel to the previous song.


While odds are it may or may not be allowed, I submitted this song, both to Picoday and Piconjoday for this year, maybe seeing if I could kill two birds with one stone. All and all I hope you all appreciate my contribution to these insanely cool holidays.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - June 7th, 2022


Last month I was walking up a street and I caught a scent most foul. I knew it all too well. The scent was skunk spray. Skunks are very frequent in my town so the smell was nothing new. With one exception. This spray smelled worse tgan any skunk spray I encountered. I shouted out loud "Did a skunk die or what!?" On my way back down I saw what I couldn't see before as I was on the other side of the street and that side was car heavy.


I saw what appeared to be the mangled corpse od a road kill skunk. And as gruesome and gross as it looked, I had only one thought. "Huh. I thought they smelled bad alive."


It's the fucked up things in life.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - June 5th, 2022


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Current Events, Entertainment News, Funnies


Letter From The Editor:

I am so dissappointed and ashamed of this world. Why do I even bother trying to help it by providing entertainment? Cyrus from The Warrior was right. The reason why it's so shitty, is because we're all fighting over 10 square feet of ground. Or our "Turf" as we call it. And I'm not just talking about local gangs. This bullshit conflict around the world is nothing more than a childish, glorified gang fight. Some of my worst enemies on the net, may as well be running the place, it's that stupid. I mean in the west we have people that constantly feed the rich, while the working and middle class, let alone the poor are being slowly stomped out. In Europe, people are still trying to find a way to remain friends with Russia, despite all the shit Putin is doing and to top it off, we're given excuse after excuse on why it's so ok to compete and kill one and other when we should be working together. What is it that is telling us "Fuck the other person it's all about us."? The world doesn't even revolve around us and yet each and every one of us myself included tries desperately to prove that statement wrong and what does it get us. More enemies than friends and more failures than success. That said, I refuse to give up on this world even if it kills me. There are good people out there that are afraid to speak out because the bad has infected so much from this site, to the highest positions you can ever get in the world, will do anything in their power to silence you. I say silence them. Slit their throats so they can't talk and see how they like it when no one listens to them for a change. Fuck them.


Current Events

Ontario Reports Lowest Rate In Covid 19

3 new deaths were reported today with the positivity rate of Covid 19 being at an all time low since February. To make a comparison. In Ontario alone there have been 13,288 Deaths since the pandemic began, 399 Deaths in the past 30 days and 65 deaths in the past week. Hopefully the number continues to decrease.


Putin Threatens Ukraine In Response To Western Aid

The U.S. Government agreed to send weapons to help Ukraine fight back against Russia. When Putin heard of this he threatened to hit new targets in the country. You know what Vlad? Fuck you. I dare you to do it and I dare U.S. to keep sending them. All this proves is how much of a dickless coward you are and I hope the cancer eats you alive. Any Russians against him I apologize for what I am about to do.


"Oh looksky atsky mesky I'm Vladimir Putin, Isky cantsky satisfysky mysky wifesky and I'msky dyingsky, I mustsky beatsky smallsky countrysky thatsky didsky nothingsky wrongsky, becausky Isky havesky nosky dicksky. Whatsky thatsky, they'resksy fightskying backsky? Wesky can't havesky thatsky, thatsky makesky itsky a fairsky fightsky. Let'sky threatensky themsky moresky" Well toughsky shitsky Vlad the not impaler. If you don't like the west helping the weak defend against a bully like you then you may as well fucking nuke us. I fucking dare you to launch a missile targeted right on my nose.


Donald Trump Wants to be President Again

Trump's advisers are debating whether or not he should be president. Donny, you had your chance, you blew it spectacularly just quit while you're ahead. No one cares anymore. People know that you're in line with terrorists. People know that you're a sex offender. People kn.... now that I think about it you were the perfect president. All of them were corrupt sex offenders that only cared about themselves and not the country they're supposed to look out for each other. Still, you had you're chance and you blew it. Just go cry on the millions of dollars you have while you still have it.


Entertainement News

Local Newground News


@GamingChannel1 in their own words is a more violence based Channel, claiming to be an alt account of @7hendergames. The latter of which has recently told me is not that channel. I deeply apologize for any confusion this brought out.


@CacklingPumpkins has designed a new shirt which can be seen here.


And a big congratulations to @rocknight1991 for once again being featured on @TheTankTribune.


Hollywood News


Someone tried to make a GoFundMe page to support Amber Heard, yet Amber Heard and her team denies any involvement in it. The page has since been deleted. Never meet your heroes, they end up fucking themselves to fuck you over. Heard has since been trying to appeal to the loss of the lawsuit.


Jurassic World Dominion is set to be in theaters on June 9. The movie not only brings back Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard as Owen Grady and Claire Dearning, but also reunites the original Jurassic Park Trio for the first time in 29 years. Sam Neil, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum return as Alan Grant, Ellie Sattler and Ian Malcolm. The cast has to deal with the consequences of Dinosaurs on the mainland. A concept similar to the obscure comic and tv series Cadillacs and Dinosaurs.


As we continue to mourn the loss of Ray Liotta, his Hometown UnionTownship struggles to find a away to commemorate his memory. One of the ideas being to name a baseball field after him. Based on his role of Shoeless Joe Jackson in the movie Field of Dreams. Ironically in that movie he was playing a ghost of another legendary celebrity.


Funnies:

The Lighter Side of Drug Dealing:

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Figured if I wanted something done right I'd do it myself. You're welcome to still volunteer submitting yours to the next one, but this is what I mean by Funnies. Comic strips are meant to provide through levity after a gruelling day of watching or reading the news. Many great artists and many great media from Garfield to Dick Tracy started out like this. With Tracy being a low-key way of warning the readers against guys like Al Capone. They are more than just "Stupid drawings for cheap laughs."


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - June 3rd, 2022


I just noticed something:

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Make with that what you will, but that is strange.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - June 2nd, 2022


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Currrent Events, Entertainment News, Funnies


Letter From The Editor:

Sometimes when you least expect it, good things can happen for yourself, your social circles and the rest of the world in unexpected ways. It's one of the reasons why I do believe there is something out there that religion may have only glanced a small part of it. However, as miraculous as they are, they don't often last. I suggest to any of my fellow readers, to never take those things for granted. Which leads to my recent current events.


Putin Got His

For all those still lamenting and suffering over what's going on in Ukraine, fret no longer. I just recently found out that two things happened to Dickless in the past 3 months. The first was in March. Just a month after the invasion began. Senator Lindsay Graham urged for the assassination of Putin. Whether anyone followed through or not I don't know, but an assassin did strike, one month later. An invisible assassin that can't be seen by anyone else. Only exists within the target it's after. That assassin is known as cancer. It has recently been revealed that in the past April Vladimir Putin has been undergoing treatment for both blood and thyroid cancer. Now as someone who has lost a loved one to cancer, a loss that has haunted me for over a decade, I can safely say without any hint of joke or sarcasm, that you are fucked. I won't tell you how to prolong it because unlike said loss, you don't deserve to live after what you've done. I can however out loud tell everyone that now is your chance to kill this motherfucker. The thing that makes cancer much worse, is stress as the stress on one's body and mind makes one more vulnerable to said disease. The man was already under enough stress when he snapped during isolation when Covid was at an all time high. Even if he's 100% Cancer Free all it would take is one event, be it in his personal or professional life for it to come back worse than ever. Trust me, I know. I've seen it myself happen to people less deserving of it. So I suggest everyone, The UN, NATO, even the citizens still protesting and getting arrested, to keep pissing him off. If he dies, then so does this conflict. Normally I don't wish cancer on people, but there is no one more deserving of it than this slimy, manipulative, disgusting man. Vlady, I'll see you in Hell.


Preparations For Pride Day

Toronto has begun preparations for the 41st Annual Pride Day. If you're part of the LGBTQ+ or support them, then make your way to El Mocambo on June 8th for the launch date. If you're a -phobe or a pedophile then get the fuck out.


Platinum Jubilee 2022

The U.K. has just celebrated 70th anniversary of The Platinum Jubilee of Queen Elizabeth II. Unfortunately Her majesty couldn't make it due to what she could only describe as discomfort. As if this isn't bad enough, Prince Andrew has tested positive for Covid. Let's wish both a great recovery.


Entertainment News


Local Newgrounds News

@Kronosxl has just released his EP Voices of My Head which can be seen here.


A big congrats to @PearlHikara whom as of today has recieved 20 followers. Let's see if we can help him make it to at least 100.


@Demonicity has released his album Modulate Reality as announced here.


Hollywood News


Top Gun Maverick has just been accused of being a recruitment video for Right Wing Culture Crusade. I tell you some things never change. The original Top Gun as in the same Top Gun in which was the first to not only accused of depicting the Navy as a Gay Stereotype, but also be the basis of the infamous decades long worn out "Tom Cruise is Gay" rumour, was also accused of being a recruitment video, for the U.S. Navy. Now granted the movie along with the other Cruise classic, A Few Good Men, did make the Navy look more badass, so it's possible people would want to join to be like Pete "Maverick" Mitchel or Daniel Kaffee. However, that is not grounds for recruitment. Nor is the Sequel to blame if some dumbass right winged jerks decide to quote the movie word for word and treat it like Manson treats Helter Skelter.


Universal Studios announces that by 2023, the Mario Kart Ride will be part of their Super Nintendo World. Damn if I were in the states, I'd love to see that. But alas.


AMC's Better Call Saul, the epic Breaking Bad Spin off, is about to end it's show with the first of six final episodes of Season 6. This may sadden many fans, whom have gotten to know familiar characters including but not limited to Gustavo Fring and Jimmy McGill aka Saul Goodman, however it is a welcome relief that they were able to finish it this far, when you consider Saul's actor, Bob Odenkirk, recovered from a near fatal heart attack last year.


Funnies

-Ok that's it, next one I'm doing myself.-


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - June 2nd, 2022


Unlike my newsletter, I'm going to make this one short and sweet. The bad news is, my fellow Ontarians conservatives won again, meaning Doug "crackhead" Ford is still premier.


However here's some good news and I really hope this is true. The NDP, New Democratic Party is the opposition. For those who don't know, in Canada, we have both leaders and oppositional parties. And the opposition's power, is simply to veto any decision the leaders make, as well as hold them accountable in public for any transgressions. In layman's terms, that means whoever is leading the NDP, is legally allowed to call Doug Ford out on his bullshit and hinder him if necessary.


Now normally, there's often nothing to do to oppose save for a few things. However each party, has been riding on the recent events in Ontario as well as the rest of Canada. One of their promises, what's the find the way to reduce inflation and the gas prices that have recently soared. Meaning, if Ford ever decided to escalate things to impossible amounts they are capable of doing everything in their power to stop him. Lex Luthor once said "Do you have any idea how much power I would give up if I became president?" In Ford's case this is what he was talking about. He may be in the seat for now, but he's stuck in the middle between two parties that hate him as much as he hates them and that's a place no one wants to be. He won but he lost. And they are going to fry him.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - June 1st, 2022


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Current Events, Entertainment News, Funnies


Letter From The Editor:

I make it a point not to put political news on this because I try to remain neutral and unbiased. Unlike Fox News for Conservatives and CNN for Liberals, I never try to push any narrative other than "Knowing by seeing and hearing." I don't lean on one side of the other and if one party happens to benefit certain wants and needs and the other plans on fucking me over, I welcome them to try, because they don't fucking scare me. The only time I mention political figures is during times of war I deem them responsible for. I'll explain it in current events, why I'm making this exception one time.


Also I'm thinking of doing an opinion section and I welcome any one who has something to say be it the comments or the newsletter itself.


Current Events:


Election Ontario Final Day What The Fuck Is Wrong With You:

As a Canadian, I make it a point not to vote, because whether I vote for the majority which is winning anyway or voting on the opposition, to me it doesn't matter because I figure me and others like myself are fucked anyway. However I have never seen such stupidity by my fellow Ontarians. It makes me ashamed of being one. I look at the polls and I see the Conservative Party taking the lead. Now I have nothing against the party itself, as part of my neutrality and centrism revolves around finding the best and worst of each party. What I do have against is it's current leader. Doug Ford. I can tell you all with all honesty, that this man isn't just a bad politician, but he's a vile, disgusting, corrupt, bigoted piece of shit. This was the guy that cut off the annual increase of ODSP in 2018, with bullshit promises to bring it back, which he has yet to do. When pressed about it, by those opposing him, he dismissed them all as lazy people that should get jobs. That is on him. However here's the part that isn't his fault. Despite many many people claiming otherwise, how much they hate this prick, for various reasons. Such as his housing problem being to build more houses for Rich people and giving less to poor, working and middle class, you dumb motherfuckers still vote for him. This was the guy who pretty much prolonged the Pandemic by reopening and closing non-essential places. The man who basically called an autistic boy and his father, potential jihadists. But you see him with workers in an obvious plug and you think "This guy is the man of the people." Fuck you. At this point, I don't give a fuck if Liberals, whom I also hate, NDP which I feel bad for because they never really had a chance to fuck things up, Green or even Quebecois wins. Somebody please throw this crack smoking, disable hating, province raping SON OF A BITCH!! We already have enough problems with the rise in food and gas prices, this guy would make things worse. I am literally begging any Ontarians out there that are voting age or know someone of legal voting age to turn the tides, if you do, I may actually consider voting with you. Prove me wrong on whether or not voting matters.


Russian Troops Pushed Out Kyiv:

Some more good news in Ukraine. While the fight rages on it's 98th Day, Russian Troops have been pushed out of Kyiv. If people could keep pressing on like that and not back down, then odds are they could turn the tide over. I just wish that we'd be allowed to go there and fight along side Ukraine. The one thing I can't stand though is so many people, whether they're from Russia or not still think Putin's in the right. If I could collect all the blood of the people he's killed (Not just Ukraine, everywhere.), put it in a bucket and dump it on their heads, they'd be drowning in it. They'll complain about it and still act like it's not his fault. At this point if not for the local laws, I'd punch out anyone who opens their mouth and speaks something positive about Dickless.


World Covid Update:

Out of 533,146,650 people in the world infected, 504,150,944 have officially recovered. With 6,314,646 dead, that leaves, 226,810,60 people that could go either way. Now that may seem a lot, because that's the sum total, but the new cases and death reports have begun to reduce. With the deaths actually going by nearly 900 as opposed to the thousands in Canada and US alone. It doesn't seem much, but it seems like things are healing for the better.


Entertainment News:

Local Newgrounds News:

@Dieswyx has posted a new album called Keygen Beats. Available on Bandcamp.

@NoStereo Has announced The Adrift OST, which can be viewed here.

@underscore8298 Has announced the release of what he considers his ultimate project. Which can be viewed here.


Hollywood News:


Against all odds, Johnny Depp has officially won the lawsuit against Amber Heard for Defamation of Character. The jury awards Depp $15 000 000. Personally, I still think the whole thing is a fucking circus. However, I abide by laws and if the law says Depp is right, then I agree. Johnny, I wish to offer you sincere congratulations and I offer my apologies for ever doubting your innocence or your win. That being said you're not out of the woods yet. While the Law may say you're right, Disney and WB, whom made your life Hell by kicking you off Pirates of the Carribean and Fantastic Beasts, owe you an engraved apology and should they continue to use your likeness for Jack Sparrow's side of the ride at Disneyland, you have every right to sue for copyright. If they thought you were right all along they would have rehired you, but I have yet to see them do that let alone a simple apology.


Mission Impossible 7 is set to be released July 23, 2023. Filming of the movie was shut down twice due to the complications regarding Covid. The recent being last year, when Tom went on an infamous rant against two crew members for violating the social distance protocols. Production has since been shut down when some crew members tested positive for the virus. Now regarding my feelings on Tom Cruise it's complicated. As an actor, I enjoy his movies, seeing him in public interviews rub me the wrong way and I personally think his Religion Scientology is not only bullshit, but they wish they were a cult. Instead they're basically a glorified Sci-Fi Convention. That being said, I agree with his rant here. This guy is literally showing concern for the health and safety of the cast and crew and whoever he's yelling at either doesn't know or doesn't care the risks involved. The media tries to portray him as the bad guy in this, but they're the bad guys in this. That being said, with the success of Top Gun Maverick, I'm certain that this movie will get made even if Tom has to pay everything out of his own pocket. The full rant below:


Speaking of Top Gun, Val Kilmer, famous for playing Tom "Iceman" Kazansky is reported to have been in remission for his long battle with throat cancer. The legendary veteran actor, known for playing such roles as Batman and Doc Holliday had to struggle to speak in order to portray Iceman in the recent sequel. Here's hoping speaking is a joy rather than a struggle.


Funnies:


-seriously no one wants to put their stuff here? If I don't get some levity for these reports, it's just gonna make people sad. Oh well.-


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - May 29th, 2022


I'm debating whether or not to make my own stock sound effects using the tech I used to make my music.


Mostly fantastic and violent sounds. Laser blasts, vehicle sounds, punches, kicks, explosions. Stuff you'd expect to hear in sci-fi movies, anime and the like.


Let me know what you think and more importantly what to suggest.


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Posted by CIEIRMusic - May 26th, 2022


CIEIR News:

Current Events, Entertainment News, Funnies


Letter from the Editor:

Words. That is all. Just kidding. The world gets more fucked up the older I get. Every time it seems like things get good and give us hope something bad happens that makes us drop everything to react and gawk at it. Unless there is literally anything we can do, we would, but we can't despite most local news guilt tripping people and making them feel bad for not doing something they are neither capable of or in a position to do. I say fuck you. If we can't do a thing about it then let us move on and improve our own lives or maybe stop observing what is going on, get off your fat lazy selfish journalistic salary asses and do it yourself. Bad enough you rope adults in this shit, but you're doing this to kids.


Current Events:


Texas Elementary Massacre:

On May 24th 21 people in the Robb Elementary School were slaughtered in a mass shooting. 19 students and 2 teacher. The shooter, Salvador Ramos had announced his intention to shoot said school after he shot his grandmother. He has since been fatally shot by local authorities. Now this would normally be the part where a journalist, would come up with some bullshit interpretation to make us sympathize with the shooter. As well as blame such bullshit on media and mental disorders like autism. I am not most journalists. This man killed little kids. Killed two teachers for trying to stop him and nearly killed his grandmother. He can go to Hell. Fuck him and fuck his mother for not seeing it coming.


Russia Ukraine Conflict Gets Worse:

As the conflict gets worse, everyone is wasting time with meetings that go nowhere. Look you guys kicked Russia out of the UN human rights council it didn't work. You provided aid to Ukraine both soldier and civilian alike and it got intercepted. So needless to say it didn't work. You've literally have proof that Putin has broken world laws and should be placed under arrest for war crimes and genocide. Yet I don't see a single Peacekeeper let alone 100 of them storming the Kremlin and dragging him by his lack of balls to the nearest prison. Either go to war or hire mercs, because this shit is on the losing end and in terms of world armies we are just standing there and doing nothing. Stop making us feel guilty about this shit if you're not doing anything about it you enabling COWARDS!!


Russian Plane Grounded in Toronto:

Since February 27 a massive Russian Plane owned by Volga-Dnepr, has been grounded due to Canada's ban on Russian Airliners from Canadian Airlines. The owners currently fined $93,000 in parking fees. Since the plane can't leave the airport due to said ban let's hope this fuck up bankrupts Putin's Economy. No money, no army.


Entertainment News:


Local NewGrounds News:

@TomFulp is making a playlist looking for upbeat songs that would inspire or go well with games. It can be seen here.


@VariableGR is offering music for whatever the situation calls for from animation to games. Having listened to his music, I can safely say it's an offer you can't refuse. Offer can be seen here.


@PearlHikara is looking for an alternative to Scratch. Any computer geeks out there willing to help can find Pearl here.


Hollywood News:

It is with great regret to inform you that Ray Liotta is dead. The 67 year old actor famous for playing Henry Hill on the Scorsese classic Goodfellas died in his sleep. Hopefully wherever he is, he's being just as charismatic and entertaining as he was in life and hope to God Pesci isn't next because he stll hasn't answered his question. "Funny how?"


Power Rangers veteran Austin St. John pleads "Not guilty." After being arrested for and accused of Covid-19 related fraud. Austin, who was famous for playing Jason Lee Scott aka the first Red Ranger on Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, is currently out of custody determined to fight this case. I wish you luck Red Ranger, but if the shit turns out to be true, you have single-handidly murdered my childhood.


The Exorcist Franchise is set to be rebooted with the first film coming out on October 2023. On one hand since Blumhouse Studio hasn't steered us wrong with Halloween, I have faith this may succeed where the others failed. On the otherhand since the 2010s - 2020s is all about bashing hit movies, a catholic themed story about a faith strugglong priest trying to save the life of a posessed child may not sit well with the modern world. Still let's just hope it becomes scary enough that no one cares about anything but running out the theater to puke and wet themselves in fear. Much like the original.


Funnies:


-This Space For Rent-


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